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Difference between revisions of "Yule Love It!"
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| | {{TB|But regardless, most Christmas traditions have Pagan origins.}} | | {{TB|But regardless, most Christmas traditions have Pagan origins.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}} | | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}} |
| − | {{TB|Did you say P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p…}} | + | {{TB|Did you say P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p...}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eyeroll}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eyeroll}} |
| | {{TB|Why is it so easy to make Mr. Flanders hyperventilate?}} | | {{TB|Why is it so easy to make Mr. Flanders hyperventilate?}} |
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| | {{TB|But Pagans worship goats and demons and horrible monsters like Mother Earth!}} | | {{TB|But Pagans worship goats and demons and horrible monsters like Mother Earth!}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} |
| − | {{TB|“Pagan” just means you don't follow one of the world's main religions. They're not scary!}} | + | {{TB|"Pagan" just means you don't follow one of the world's main religions. They're not scary!}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} |
| | {{TB|In fact, maybe we should hold a traditional Pagan Winter Carnival right here in Springfield. It'll be fun!}} | | {{TB|In fact, maybe we should hold a traditional Pagan Winter Carnival right here in Springfield. It'll be fun!}} |
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| | {{TB|Is it true, sweetie? Are we having a Bacon Winter Carnival?}} | | {{TB|Is it true, sweetie? Are we having a Bacon Winter Carnival?}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}} |
| − | {{TB|“Pagan.” Why would anyone have a Bacon Festival? Stupid.}} | + | {{TB|"Pagan." Why would anyone have a Bacon Festival? Stupid.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}} | | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}} |
| | {{TB|Don't mock my religious beliefs!}} | | {{TB|Don't mock my religious beliefs!}} |
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| | {{TB|It's GOD, not GODS! One! And he's not exactly keen on sharing the stage.}} | | {{TB|It's GOD, not GODS! One! And he's not exactly keen on sharing the stage.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}} | | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}} |
| − | {{TB|Seriously, “no other gods but me” is, like, in his top ten turn-offs.}} | + | {{TB|Seriously, "no other gods but me" is, like, in his top ten turn-offs.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} |
| | {{TB|Now then, typical Pagan gifts to the gods were wine, or herbs--}} | | {{TB|Now then, typical Pagan gifts to the gods were wine, or herbs--}} |
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| | {{TB|It's GOD, not GODS! One! And he's not exactly keen on sharing the stage.}} | | {{TB|It's GOD, not GODS! One! And he's not exactly keen on sharing the stage.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}} | | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}} |
| − | {{TB|Seriously, “no other gods but me” is, like, in his top ten turn-offs.}} | + | {{TB|Seriously, "no other gods but me" is, like, in his top ten turn-offs.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} |
| | {{TB|Now then, typical Pagan gifts to the gods were wine, or herbs, or grain--}} | | {{TB|Now then, typical Pagan gifts to the gods were wine, or herbs, or grain--}} |
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| | {{TB|This Book of Shadows is just a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense.}} | | {{TB|This Book of Shadows is just a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} |
| − | {{TB|So? EVERY book is a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense. What with all them words, and them strange symbols…}} | + | {{TB|So? EVERY book is a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense. What with all them words, and them strange symbols...}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}} |
| − | {{TB|Willie… you CAN read, right?}} | + | {{TB|Willie... you CAN read, right?}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} |
| | {{TB|Aye! Unless it's in-game dialog. No real man reads in-game dialog.}} | | {{TB|Aye! Unless it's in-game dialog. No real man reads in-game dialog.}} |
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| | {{TB|Willie's got an offering any god with half a brain would love -- a wee statue of Willie. Carved it myself.}} | | {{TB|Willie's got an offering any god with half a brain would love -- a wee statue of Willie. Carved it myself.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}} |
| − | {{TB|It's… disturbing.}} | + | {{TB|It's... disturbing.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} |
| | {{TB|Yeah, well maybe that's what the artist was GOING for.}} | | {{TB|Yeah, well maybe that's what the artist was GOING for.}} |
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| | {{TB|Sing with me, Reverend, won't you? A couple carols to remind them of the glory of Christmas?}} | | {{TB|Sing with me, Reverend, won't you? A couple carols to remind them of the glory of Christmas?}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} |
| − | {{TB|We'll sing the one about the guy banging a drum next to a sleeping newborn. That always gets ‘em!}} | + | {{TB|We'll sing the one about the guy banging a drum next to a sleeping newborn. That always gets 'em!}} |
| | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Sing Carols|4 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lovejoy Sing Carols|4 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Attend the Pagan Carnival|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or [[Brown House]]|6}}|colspan=2}} | | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Sing Carols|4 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lovejoy Sing Carols|4 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Attend the Pagan Carnival|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or [[Brown House]]|6}}|colspan=2}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Sad}} | | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Sad}} |
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| | {{TB|How can we compete against a religion with such strong cosplay elements?}} | | {{TB|How can we compete against a religion with such strong cosplay elements?}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}} | | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}} |
| − | {{TB|This isn't over…}} | + | {{TB|This isn't over...}} |
| | {{TBT|'''Message'''}} | | {{TBT|'''Message'''}} |
| | {{TB|What stratagems will the Anti-Pagans devise to disrupt the festivities? Find out on December 18th!}} | | {{TB|What stratagems will the Anti-Pagans devise to disrupt the festivities? Find out on December 18th!}} |
Latest revision as of 17:53, August 26, 2024
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Yule Love It! is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2016 content update.
Dialogue[edit]
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Bad news, Lis. I just checked the Bible, and apparently Buddhists like you don't get Christmas presents.
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Technically, I'm supposed to stone you to death. But since you're my sister, I'm gonna let that slide.
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It doesn't say that in the Bible!
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Well, I'm PRETTY sure it doesn't say that. Only nutjobs actually read the thing.
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But regardless, most Christmas traditions have Pagan origins.
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Did you say P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p...
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Why is it so easy to make Mr. Flanders hyperventilate?
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Task: "Make Lisa Explain the Origins of Christmas". The job takes place at Springfield Library or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Springfielders Learn About Christmas" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Library or a Brown House and take 6 seconds.
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We actually have no idea what day Jesus was born on. Early Christians just co-opted traditional celebrations of the Winter Solstice.
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But every kid, Jesus included, deserves a birthday party, so what's the harm?
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But Pagans worship goats and demons and horrible monsters like Mother Earth!
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"Pagan" just means you don't follow one of the world's main religions. They're not scary!
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In fact, maybe we should hold a traditional Pagan Winter Carnival right here in Springfield. It'll be fun!
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Will the Pagan Winter Carnival spell trouble for Ned and Lovejoy? Find out this Sunday at 8/7C on FOX!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After completing Pt. 1
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Is it true, sweetie? Are we having a Bacon Winter Carnival?
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"Pagan." Why would anyone have a Bacon Festival? Stupid.
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Don't mock my religious beliefs!
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You don't see me forcing my Baconist teachings on Pagans, do you?
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No. You've been very open-minded about that. Great job.
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Task: "Place the Pagan Winter Carnival Sign".
Task: "Make Homer Get Ready for Bacon". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
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Nice sign, sweetie!
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Thanks. You going to put one up for your Bacon Festival?
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You don't advertise a Bacon Party. Then you'd have to share your bacon, silly!
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Which goes against EVERYTHING I believe in.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| The following quest stage only took part in Act 1
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| After completing Pt. 2
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Here's a twist on Christmas: instead of exchanging presents, we'll offer Pagan-style gifts to the gods!
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It's GOD, not GODS! One! And he's not exactly keen on sharing the stage.
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Seriously, "no other gods but me" is, like, in his top ten turn-offs.
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Now then, typical Pagan gifts to the gods were wine, or herbs--
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Catnip's a herb! And it grows at ma farm. I have some right here. I'll just hold up a large quantity in ma unprotected hands, and--
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Task: "Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm".
Task: "Make Cletus Struggle in a Cat Fight". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm and takes 6 seconds.
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Dangit! These cats are after my catnip like it was catnip!
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I guess there is a certain logic there.
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Catnip works as well as any other offering to the gods. But we'll need lots more!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| The following quest stage only took part in Act 2, if Pt. 3 wasn't done in Act 1
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Here's a twist on Christmas: instead of exchanging presents, we'll offer Pagan-style gifts to the gods!
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It's GOD, not GODS! One! And he's not exactly keen on sharing the stage.
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Seriously, "no other gods but me" is, like, in his top ten turn-offs.
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Now then, typical Pagan gifts to the gods were wine, or herbs, or grain--
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Oh, happy day! We're to run around collecting grain? What a fun update this will be!
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At least it's historically accurate.
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So's dying slow from ptomaine poisoning, and nobody wants to do that, either! Now go to the library and fetch me the Book of Shadows.
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If Willie's going Pagan, Willie's going FULL Pagan.
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Task: "Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library".
Task: "Make Lisa Check Out the Restricted Section". The job takes place at Springfield Library and takes 6 seconds.
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This Book of Shadows is just a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense.
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So? EVERY book is a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense. What with all them words, and them strange symbols...
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Willie... you CAN read, right?
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Aye! Unless it's in-game dialog. No real man reads in-game dialog.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Satyr Willie
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| The following quest stage only took part in Act 1
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| After completing Pt. 3
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I think the gods are bored with our offerings. I prayed about my enemies, and not a single one has been struck dead!
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Willie's got an offering any god with half a brain would love -- a wee statue of Willie. Carved it myself.
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It's... disturbing.
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Yeah, well maybe that's what the artist was GOING for.
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Task: "Reach Level 10 and Build Willie's Shack".
Task: "Make Willie Carve More Selfies". The job takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 6 seconds.
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Willie, what do you carve these out of?
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Clay art projects I swipe from the school kiln. Saves yer parents the trouble of tossing them later.
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That's stealing! And F.Y.I., our parents LOVE when we bring home art!
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Step one: pretend you love the art. Step two: wait until child forgets about the art, and toss. Repeat until college.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| The following quest stage only took part in Act 2, if Pt. 3 wasn't done in Act 1
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| After completing Pt. 3 (Act 2)
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All right, according to the Book of Shadows, some gods like to be offered human fingers in tribute.
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Now THAT'S a god Moe can get behind. All this modern love and forgiveness, blech! I know if I was a deity, I wouldn't forgive nobody nothing.
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Can we have ONE town-wide festival that doesn't involve gruesome acts of violence?
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I got some CHICKEN fingers in the freezer. Maybe them old gods don't know the difference.
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Stupid old gods. What rubes.
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Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern".
Task: "Make Homer Binge on Chicken Fingers". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 6 seconds.
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Mmm. These chicken fingers are tasty.
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Hey-hey-hey! Save some for the gods.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| From December 9, 2016 until event end
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Pagans! Pagans Everywhere! Worshipping rocks! Wearing horns! Holding female gods in equal reverence to male!
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SOMEONE'S GOT TO STOP THEM!
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Easy, Ned. No one said religious freedom was a good idea, but it's the law of the land.
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Sing with me, Reverend, won't you? A couple carols to remind them of the glory of Christmas?
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We'll sing the one about the guy banging a drum next to a sleeping newborn. That always gets 'em!
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Task: "Make Ned Sing Carols". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lovejoy Sing Carols". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Attend the Pagan Carnival" (x6). The jobs take place at the Town Hall or Brown House and take 4 hours.
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It's time to admit it, Ned. We're beat.
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How can we compete against a religion with such strong cosplay elements?
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This isn't over...
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What stratagems will the Anti-Pagans devise to disrupt the festivities? Find out on December 18th!
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Meanwhile, keep making offerings to the Pagan gods, catching the gnome and tapping Pagans to unlock more cool prizes!
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Quest reward:  25/ 25 and 10
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Characters that can do the "Attend the Pagan Carnival" task are:
| Apu, Bart, Homer, Lisa, Marge, Moe, Cletus, Krusty, Comic Book Guy, Grampa, Wiggum, Snake, Professor Frink, Luigi, Milhouse, Willie, Quimby, Hank Scorpio, Hans Moleman, Squeaky Voice Teen, Duffman, Martin, Brockman, Bumblebee Man, Dr. Nick, Barney, Sideshow Mel, Smithers, Shauna, Carl, Legs, Louie, Sea Captain, Rex Banner, Lou, Eddie, Arnie Pye, Chalmers, Selma, Patty, Suzanne the Witch, Kodos, Jimbo, Kirk, Luann, Tribal Chief, Judge Snyder, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Mr. Costington, The Grumple, Manjula, Brandine, Miss Hoover, Dewey Largo, Bernice Hibbert, Chester Dupree, Hugs Bunny, Father Sean, Shary Bobbins, Crazy Cat Lady, Roger Myers Jr., Lampwick, Giuseppe, George Washington, Princess Penelope, Number 51, Barbarian, Database, Akira, Mr. Teeny, Artie Ziff, Uter, Mrs. Muntz, Greta Wolfcastle, Space Mutant, Freddy Quimby, Princess Kashmir, French Waiter, Mrs. Bouvier, Janey, Lurleen
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