| Season
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Episode number
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Episode name
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Marquee
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Note
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Picture
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| 2
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26
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"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
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God, The Original Love Connection
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| 27
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"Principal Charming"
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2:00 Peterson Wedding
8:00 Hayride To Heaven
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| 3
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49
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"Lisa the Greek"
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Every Sunday Is Super Sunday
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| 4
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62
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"Homer the Heretic"
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Today's Topic:
When Homer Met Satan
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| 5
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82
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"Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
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Today: What A F iend We Have In God
Also: The Be Sharps
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Someone stole the "R" from "Friend"
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| 88
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"Bart's Inner Child"
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Today's Topic: Be Like Unto The Boy
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| 97
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"Homer Loves Flanders"
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Loosest Bingo Cards In Town
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The marquee looks a lot different to normal
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| 102
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"Lady Bouvier's Lover"
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Private Wedding, Please Worship Elsewhere
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| 6
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110
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"Bart's Girlfriend"
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Evil Women In History: From Jezebel To Janet Reno
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| 7
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132
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"Bart Sells His Soul"
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No Shoes
No Shirt
No Salvation
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| 8
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161
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"Hurricane Neddy"
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God Welcomes His Victims
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| 170
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"My Sister, My Sitter"
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No Synagogue Parking
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| 175
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"In Marge We Trust"
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Next Sunday: The Miracle Of Shame
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Lovejoy reveals that they give you 5 "Q"s and only 2 "U"s
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| The Listen Lady Is In
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| Today's Sermon: Conquest Of The County Of The Apes
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| 9
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182
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"Treehouse of Horror VIII"
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Today's Sermon: Homer Rocks!
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Homer put up the notice thinking he is the last person in Springfield
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| 10
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213
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"Viva Ned Flanders"
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Today's Topic: He Knows What You Did Last Summer
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| 221
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"Simpsons Bible Stories"
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Today's Topic:
Christ Dyed Eggs For Your Sins
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| 11
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230
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"Treehouse of Horror X"
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Ned Flanders: Husband, Father, Wacky Neighbor
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| 234
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"Take My Wife, Sleaze"
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Today's Topic: There's Something About The Virgin Mary
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Play on the movie There's Something About Mary
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| 237
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"Faith Off"
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Today's Topic:
Life In Hell
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Reference to Matt Groening's comic Life in Hell.
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| 241
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"Missionary: Impossible"
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Bingo 7PM
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| 13
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290
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"The Frying Game"
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If You Were A Pastor, You'd Be Home Now!
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| 291
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"Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge"
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Tomorrow: Homer Simpson Funeral
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| 14
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298
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"Special Edna"
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Welcome Pissed-Off Catholics
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First time a swear word is used on a marquee
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| 300
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"The Strong Arms of the Ma"
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No Outside Eucharist
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| 301
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"Pray Anything"
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God: The Original Tony Soprano
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| Housewarming Party: Let There Be Light Beer
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| 15
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314
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"Treehouse of Horror XIV"
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Now with only nine commandments!
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Deleted scenes
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| 328
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"Co-Dependent's Day"
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We Welcome Other Faiths (Just Kidding)
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| 334
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"Bart-Mangled Banner"
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Is God Patriotic Enough?
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| 16
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337
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"All's Fair in Oven War"
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Church Pot Luck: What A Friend We Have In Cheese Puffs
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| 343
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"Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass"
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Rapture Threat Level: Orange
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| 355
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"Home Away from Homer"
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Today: Bobble-Head Moses Giveaway
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| 356
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"The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star"
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Are You A James The Lesser Or A James The Greater?
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| 17
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359
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"Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
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Quit St3aling Our L3tt3rs
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Nelson then steals the 3s
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| Quit St aling Our L tt rs
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| 365
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"Simpsons Christmas Stories"
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Christmas Service
Jesus: 2005 Years Young
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| 372
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"Million-Dollar Abie"
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Today's Topic:
Jesus Hates You
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| 377
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"The Monkey Suit"
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Today: Church Council Meeting Topic: Religion
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| 18
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380
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"Jazzy and the Pussycats"
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Funeral Today: Homer Simpson's Vegas Wife
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| The Simpsons Movie
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Thou Shalt Turn Off Thy Cell Phone
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| We Told You So
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First Church of Springfield title is missing
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| 19
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402
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"The Homer of Seville"
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Today's Topic: Jesus: The Real American Idol
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| 405
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"Treehouse of Horror XVIII"
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Changes from skull and crossbones to "Scaredy Cats Not Wanted"
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| Scaredy Cats Not Wanted
|
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| 20
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435
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"Wedding for Disaster"
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Today: Shadrach, The Other Friend Of Meshach
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| 21
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446
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"The Devil Wears Nada"
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Today's Topic: Marge
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| 455
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"Postcards from the Wedge"
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Free Wi-Fi During Sermon
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| 462
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"Moe Letter Blues"
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Get Your Ass In Here, Tim
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| 22
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469
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"Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life"
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Tomorrow: Bart's Funeral
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| 23
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501
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"Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart"
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This Week's Sermon
Pray for: 
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Bart vandalized the marquee.
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| 503
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"Them, Robot"
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We've Run Out Of Consoling Phrases
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| 24
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514
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"A Tree Grows in Springfield"
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Your Refuge in a sea of trouble.
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The marquee fills with water and the letters float off.
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| Communion in 30 minutes or less or your service is free!
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| 526
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"Pulpit Friction"
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Fear Not Saith the Lord
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The black is made from bed bugs.
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| Today: Hangin' With Rev. Hooper
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Deacon: Homer Simpson
The Humility of Jesus
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The sign is larger than normal and has an electronic section on top
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| Jesus on Twitter: #idiedforyoursins
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| Springfield: Now Mischief-Free
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| 25
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533
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"Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
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Chip Davis Funeral
Springfield's Most Beloved Character That You Never Saw
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| 538
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"White Christmas Blues"
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Welcome Out-of-Towners
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| 539
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"Steal This Episode"
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JOKE?
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| 542
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"Diggs"
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We Pray For the oul Who Is tealing Our S's
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Nelson then steals both "S"s from "S's".
|
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| 548
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"Days of Future Future"
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Homer Simpson Funeral -- We Told You So
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Homer Simpson Clone Funeral
Previous Donations Honored
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| Homer Simpson Funeral #76
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| 550
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"Brick Like Me"
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The Bible:
The Best-Selling Block in the World
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| 28
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606
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"The Nightmare After Krustmas"
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Peace and Goodwill To All
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|
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| Joy To the World! Christmas Day Service
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|
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| 613
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"22 For 30"
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Jesus Saves, Bart Shaves
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| 29
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{{{1}}}
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"3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage"
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The True Word of God Since 1908
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| 632
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"Fears of a Clown"
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Wi-Fi Password John 3:16
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| 30
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657
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"Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy"
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Eve was framed
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|
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| 31
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668
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"Marge the Lumberjill"
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Now with cucumber-infused baptismal font
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|
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| 671
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"Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?"
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God is everywhere but he wants you right here once a week
|
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| 681
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"Warrin' Priests: Part One"
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Donat to Sign Fund
We Ne d Mor L tt rs
|
Sign should be read as "Donate to Sign Fund
We Need More Letters"
|
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Today's Trouble Marriage:
The Simpsons
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| If You Were God You'd Be Home Now
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| 682
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"Warrin' Priests: Part Two"
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Lot Full
Use Three Bullies Valet
|
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| Aloha Sunday!
|
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| Under Old Management
|
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| 32
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688
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"Treehouse of Horror XXXI"
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Keep Going
|
|
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| 689
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"The 7 Beer Itch"
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We Got Nothin'
|
|
|
| 33
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715
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"Mothers and Other Strangers"
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Grand Opening: First Hundred Parishioners Get Football Phone
|
|
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| 720
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"You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About – Act Three Will Shock You!"
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It Hasn't Blown Over
|
|
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| 722
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"Pretty Whittle Liar"
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We Give Up - Now Showing Sunday NFL Games
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| 723
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"The Sound of Bleeding Gums"
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Lotto Fans -- We've Got the Original Book of Numbers
|
|
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| 728
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"Poorhouse Rock"
|
Our Email Was Hacked
Do Not Open Attachment
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|
|
| 34
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737
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"When Nelson Met Lisa"
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Today -- Wedding!
Runaway Bride Insurance Available
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| 741
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"The Many Saints of Springfield"
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Closed for De-Liberalizing
|
|
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| You Didn't See Nothin'
|
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| 35
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755
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"Treehouse of Horror XXXIV"
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Pancake Breakfast Sold Out!
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|
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| Lout Break
|
Letters fall off and move as people walk past it.
|
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| 768
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"Bart's Brain"
|
Like online church, but at church!
|
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| 36
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769
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"Bart's Birthday"
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Today's weddings:
Patty and Evelyn
Ned Flanders and Ruth Powers
Selma and Yes Guy
Duffman and Ms. Hoover
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Non-canon
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Today's Funerals:
Montgomery Burns
Old Jewish man
Disco Stu
Hans Moleman
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| 785
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"P.S. I Hate You"
|
All Are Welcome
(Some Restrictions Apply)
|
|
|
| 37
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797
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"Sashes to Sashes"
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Mega-Church Salvation at Mini-Church Prices
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| 38
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811
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"Diary of a Chimpy Kid"
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Today's Matchup
God -150
Satan +220
O/U 3.5 Sins
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