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The Rocket's Red Glare Redux

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The Rocket's Red Glare Redux
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: July 4th 2014
Required characters: Rex Banner, Ned, Apu
Optional characters: All-American Apu, See Pt. 4 and Pt. 7

The Rocket's Red Glare Redux is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the July 4th 2014 content update. It requires Rex Banner to be obtained.

If All-American Apu is owned, Apu's jobs are done by All-American Apu instead.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Rex Banner's exclamation mark
Rex Banner Citizens of Springfield, fear not!
Rex Banner No longer will airborne displays of fireworks-related Technicolor splendor haunt your nights!
Lisa - Alarmed Federal agent Rex Banner!?
Rex Banner Here to stop the flow of illegal fireworks into Springfield and bring the Bottle Rocket Barons to their knees.
Lisa Well, that'll be nice. They're kind of a nuisance.
Rex Banner - Angry Nuisance? You call sporadic incidents of mild to moderate noise pollution a NUISANCE?
Rex Banner - Angry They're the greatest threat to the American way of life since loitering!
Rex Banner And nothing will stop me from ending this scourge!
Rex Banner Unless it is my debilitating addiction to refined sugars!
Task: "Make Rex Banner Interrogate Flanders". The job requires Ned and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
Apu - Happy Sales of fireworks are up 3,000%! This holiday is proving most profitable!
Rex Banner I've traced the fireworks to this Kwik-E-Mart. Time to see what we can see...
Apu - Surprised Great Ganesh! Super-cop Rex Banner is hot on my trail! I'd better hide the evidence.
Task: "Make Apu Hide the Fireworks Behind the Malt Liquor". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Rex Banner Stake Out the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Rex Banner's exclamation mark
Rex Banner Reach for the sky, Nahasapeemapetilon!
Rex Banner I know you're the gunpowder-drunk mastermind of this fireworks racket!
Rex Banner Come clean -- you're the one they call the Rocket Rajah. The Bengal Blaster. Pyrotechnic 'Pu.
Apu - Angry I see. Because of my ethnicity and name, you assume this person must be me. That, sir, is profiling!
Rex Banner I'm an old-timey cop. Profiling is ninety percent of my skill set.
Rex Banner And we call it by its proper name: good ol' red-blooded, American racism.
Task: "Make Apu Hide the Fireworks Behind the Malt Liquor". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Rex Banner Stake Out the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Serious Release Apu, Rex Banner!
Homer - Serious I've discovered the true identity of the fireworks smuggler -- Ned Flanders!
Homer - Annoyed Arrest him and interrogate him for hours and hours!
Rex Banner Let's go, boys!
Homer - Happy And... he's gone. Woo-hoo! Come on, everybody -- the coast is clear! Let's buy some boom!
Task: "Make Rex Banner Interrogate Flanders". The job takes place at Ned and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Send Springfield Residents to Buy Fireworks" (x15). The jobs take place at a Kwik-E-Mart and take 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Characters that can do the "Buy Fireworks" task are:

Homer, Abraham Lincoln, Agnes, Arnie Pye, Barney, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Booberella, Brandine, Brockman, Bumblebee Man, Carl, Chalmers, Wiggum, Cletus, Comic Book Guy, Mr. Burns, Ned, Disco Stu, Dr. Nick, Drederick Tatum, Duffman, Fat Tony, Grampa, Hank Scorpio, Herman, Jasper, Judge Snyder, Kang, Kearney, Kirk, Kodos, Kumiko, Legs, Lenny, Lou, Louie, Lugash, Luigi, Marge, Mindy, Miss Springfield, Moe, Moleman, Mr. Costington, Mrs. Krabappel, Otto, Patty, Professor Frink, Quimby, Rev. Lovejoy, Sea Captain, Selma, Skinner, Smithers, Snake, Suzanne the Witch, The Grumple, The Rich Texan, Tribal Chief, Willie, Wolfcastle, Krusty, Sideshow Mel, Dr. Hibbert, Eddie, Luann, Tom O'Flanagan, The Yes Guy, Sanjay, Manjula, Miss Hoover, Cocoa Beanie, Father Sean, Dewey Largo, Shary Bobbins, Crazy Cat Lady, Bernice Hibbert, Roger Myers Jr., Lampwick, Giuseppe, George Washington

Pt. 5

After tapping on Rex Banner's exclamation mark
Rex Banner - Angry Hands where I can see them, Apu! I'm taking you in!
Lisa - Alarmed Wait! That man is innocent!
Lisa I've just found an old town law from 1803 which expressly permits "the sale and detonation of pyrotechnic devices for one month following June 4."
Rex Banner What's so special about the Fourth of June?
Lisa - Deadpan June 4th was King George III of England's birthday.
Lisa - Deadpan Springfield was the only town in the nation that voted 182 times to return to British rule.
Lisa - Sad We've always been America's cowards.
Rex Banner Well, at least there's one thing this town is still good for.
Task: "Make Rex Eat a Banana Kaboom". The job takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Next Quest: Paranoid Android Redux

Pt. 6

Previous Quest: Paranoid Android Redux
After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
Apu - Happy Now that this awful business with the authorities has blown over, it's time to restock!
Task: "Make Apu Stock Up on Illegal Fireworks". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 7

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
Apu I am happy to announce I am open for business once again!
Homer Woo-hoo!
Homer I haven't blown anything up in a couple of hours, this was starting to feel like a Canada Day celebration...
Task: "Make Apu Turn a Profit". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Send Springfield Residents to Buy Fireworks" (x15). The jobs take place at a Kwik-E-Mart and take 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Characters that can do the "Buy Fireworks" task are:

Homer, Abraham Lincoln, Agnes, Arnie Pye, Barney, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Booberella, Brandine, Brockman, Bumblebee Man, Carl, Chalmers, Wiggum, Cletus, Comic Book Guy, Mr. Burns, Ned, Disco Stu, Dr. Nick, Drederick Tatum, Duffman, Fat Tony, Grampa, Hank Scorpio, Herman, Jasper, Judge Snyder, Kang, Kearney, Kirk, Kodos, Kumiko, Legs, Lenny, Lou, Louie, Lugash, Luigi, Marge, Mindy, Miss Springfield, Moe, Moleman, Mr. Costington, Mrs. Krabappel, Otto, Patty, Professor Frink, Quimby, Rev. Lovejoy, Sea Captain, Selma, Skinner, Smithers, Snake, Suzanne the Witch, The Grumple, The Rich Texan, Tribal Chief, Willie, Wolfcastle, Krusty, Sideshow Mel, Dr. Hibbert, Eddie, Luann, Tom O'Flanagan, The Yes Guy, Sanjay, Manjula, Miss Hoover, Cocoa Beanie, Father Sean, Dewey Largo, Shary Bobbins, Crazy Cat Lady, Bernice Hibbert, Roger Myers Jr., Lampwick, Giuseppe, George Washington