- For the quest in the 4th of July 2015 content update, see Happy Independence Day (4th of July 2015).
| Happy Independence Day!
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Happy Independence Day! is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the July 4th 2014 content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| When the player logs in on July 4, 2014
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On this very special day, we'd like to take a few moments to humbly celebrate the greatest nation on earth!
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China! No, wait -- Germany! It's Germany, isn't it? ...Russia? Man this is hard. Greatest nation on earth...
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Sweden?
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Dad, I'm talking about America.
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hat, this America? That's nuts -- by almost any measure we've fallen out of the top one-fifty.
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I mean look at education, income equality, percentage of population in prison, access to medical care...
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Dad, not now! You're bumming everyone out. I'm trying to be festive!
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Oh right. Sorry, honey. Go ahead and lie about how good America is. I'll back you all the way.
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*Cough* ... Alright: "To Americans everywhere, Happy Fourth of July!"
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Regardless of where you are, enjoy these 5 sweet complimentary donuts!
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Quest reward:  5
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The following dialogue was cut from the quest:
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No Dad. It's not China. Nothing against China, but today we're celebrating America!
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Are you sure? Because there's been a lot of talk lately about China and how it's taking over the world.
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Yes I'm sure. Now please, can you for once in your life stop butting in!
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Oh right. Sorry, honey. Go ahead and lie about how good America is. I'll back you all the way.
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...and to China: You better be careful. Homer J. Simpson is keeping his eye on you!
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