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The '''First Church of Springfield Marquee''' is a running gag in ''[[The Simpsons]]''. It is a noticeboard outside of the [[First Church of Springfield]] that changes every episode it appears in.
 
The '''First Church of Springfield Marquee''' is a running gag in ''[[The Simpsons]]''. It is a noticeboard outside of the [[First Church of Springfield]] that changes every episode it appears in.
  
 
== List of marquees ==
 
== List of marquees ==
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=== Episodes ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{TH|Season}}
 
{{TH|Season}}
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{{TB|[[God]], The Original Love Connection}}
 
{{TB|[[God]], The Original Love Connection}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer vs. Lisa Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Homer vs. Lisa Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|27}}
 
{{TBT|27}}
 
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}
 
{{TB|2:00 Peterson Wedding<br>8:00 Hayride To Heaven}}
 
{{TB|2:00 Peterson Wedding<br>8:00 Hayride To Heaven}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Principal Charming Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Principal Charming Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Season 3|3]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Season 3|3]]}}
 
{{TB|49}}
 
{{TB|49}}
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{{TB|Every Sunday Is Super Sunday}}
 
{{TB|Every Sunday Is Super Sunday}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Lisa the Greek Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Lisa the Greek Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Season 4|4]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Season 4|4]]}}
 
{{TB|62}}
 
{{TB|62}}
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{{TB|Today's Topic:<br>When [[Homer]] Met Satan}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic:<br>When [[Homer]] Met Satan}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Heretic Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Homer the Heretic Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 5|5]]|4}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 5|5]]|4}}
 
{{TB|82}}
 
{{TB|82}}
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{{TB|Today: What A F iend We Have In God<br>Also: [[The Be Sharps]]}}
 
{{TB|Today: What A F iend We Have In God<br>Also: [[The Be Sharps]]}}
 
{{TB|Someone stole the "R" from "Friend"}}
 
{{TB|Someone stole the "R" from "Friend"}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|88}}
 
{{TBT|88}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic: Be Like Unto The Boy}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic: Be Like Unto The Boy}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart's Inner Child Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Bart's Inner Child Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|97}}
 
{{TBT|97}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}
 
{{TB|Loosest Bingo Cards In Town}}
 
{{TB|Loosest Bingo Cards In Town}}
 
{{TB|The marquee looks a lot different to normal}}
 
{{TB|The marquee looks a lot different to normal}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|102}}
 
{{TBT|102}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}
 
{{TB|Private Wedding, Please Worship Elsewhere}}
 
{{TB|Private Wedding, Please Worship Elsewhere}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Season 6|6]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Season 6|6]]}}
 
{{TB|110}}
 
{{TB|110}}
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{{TB|Evil Women In History: From Jezebel To Janet Reno}}
 
{{TB|Evil Women In History: From Jezebel To Janet Reno}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart's Girlfriend Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Bart's Girlfriend Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Season 7|7]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Season 7|7]]}}
 
{{TB|132}}
 
{{TB|132}}
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{{TB|No Shoes<br>No Shirt<br>No Salvation}}
 
{{TB|No Shoes<br>No Shirt<br>No Salvation}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Sells His Soul Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Bart Sells His Soul Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 8|8]]|5}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 8|8]]|5}}
 
{{TB|161}}
 
{{TB|161}}
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{{TB|God Welcomes His Victims}}
 
{{TB|God Welcomes His Victims}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Hurricane Neddy Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Hurricane Neddy Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|170}}
 
{{TBT|170}}
 
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}
 
{{TB|No Synagogue Parking}}
 
{{TB|No Synagogue Parking}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:My Sister, My Sitter Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:My Sister, My Sitter Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TRsT|175|3}}
 
{{TRsT|175|3}}
 
{{TRs|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"|3}}
 
{{TRs|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"|3}}
 
{{TB|Next Sunday: The Miracle Of Shame}}
 
{{TB|Next Sunday: The Miracle Of Shame}}
 
{{TB|Lovejoy reveals that they give you 5 "Q"s and only 2 "U"s}}
 
{{TB|Lovejoy reveals that they give you 5 "Q"s and only 2 "U"s}}
{{TB|[[File:In Marge We Trust Marquee 1.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:In Marge We Trust Marquee 1.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|The Listen Lady Is In}}
 
{{TBT|The Listen Lady Is In}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:In Marge We Trust Marquee 2.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:In Marge We Trust Marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|Today's Sermon: Conquest Of The County Of The Apes}}
 
{{TBT|Today's Sermon: Conquest Of The County Of The Apes}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:In Marge We Trust Marquee 3.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:In Marge We Trust Marquee 3.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Season 9|9]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Season 9|9]]}}
 
{{TB|182}}
 
{{TB|182}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}
 
{{TB|Today's Sermon: Homer Rocks!}}
 
{{TB|Today's Sermon: Homer Rocks!}}
{{TB|Homer wrote this after being the last human left alive}}
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{{TB|Homer put up the notice thinking he is the last person in [[Springfield]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror VIII Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror VIII Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 10|10]]|2}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 10|10]]|2}}
 
{{TB|213}}
 
{{TB|213}}
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{{TB|Today's Topic: He Knows What You Did Last Summer}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic: He Knows What You Did Last Summer}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Viva Ned Flanders Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Viva Ned Flanders Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|221}}
 
{{TBT|221}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic:<br>Christ Dyed Eggs For Your Sins}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic:<br>Christ Dyed Eggs For Your Sins}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Simpsons Bible Stories Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Simpsons Bible Stories Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 11|11]]|4}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 11|11]]|4}}
 
{{TB|230}}
 
{{TB|230}}
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{{TB|[[Ned Flanders]]: Husband, Father, Wacky Neighbor}}
 
{{TB|[[Ned Flanders]]: Husband, Father, Wacky Neighbor}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror X Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror X Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|234}}
 
{{TBT|234}}
 
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic: There's Something About The Virgin Mary}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic: There's Something About The Virgin Mary}}
 
{{TB|Play on the movie ''{{W|There's Something About Mary}}''}}
 
{{TB|Play on the movie ''{{W|There's Something About Mary}}''}}
{{TB|[[File:Take My Wife Sleaze Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Take My Wife Sleaze Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|237}}
 
{{TBT|237}}
 
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic:<br>Life In Hell}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic:<br>Life In Hell}}
 
{{TB|Reference to [[Matt Groening]]'s comic ''[[Life in Hell]]''.}}
 
{{TB|Reference to [[Matt Groening]]'s comic ''[[Life in Hell]]''.}}
{{TB|[[File:Faith Off Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Faith Off Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|241}}
 
{{TBT|241}}
 
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
 
{{TB|Bingo 7PM}}
 
{{TB|Bingo 7PM}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Missionary Impossible Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Missionary Impossible Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 13|13]]|2}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 13|13]]|2}}
 
{{TB|290}}
 
{{TB|290}}
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{{TB|If You Were A Pastor, You'd Be Home By Now!}}
 
{{TB|If You Were A Pastor, You'd Be Home By Now!}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:The Frying Game Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:The Frying Game Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|291}}
 
{{TBT|291}}
 
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}
 
{{TB|Tomorrow: Homer Simpson Funeral}}
 
{{TB|Tomorrow: Homer Simpson Funeral}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Papas Got a Brand New Badge MArquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Papas Got a Brand New Badge MArquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 14|14]]|4}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 14|14]]|4}}
 
{{TB|298}}
 
{{TB|298}}
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{{TB|Welcome Pissed-Off Catholics}}
 
{{TB|Welcome Pissed-Off Catholics}}
 
{{TB|First time a swear word is used on a marquee}}
 
{{TB|First time a swear word is used on a marquee}}
{{TB|[[File:Special Edna Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Special Edna Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|300}}
 
{{TBT|300}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}
 
{{TB|No Outside Eucharist}}
 
{{TB|No Outside Eucharist}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:SAOTM Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:SAOTM Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TRsT|301|2}}
 
{{TRsT|301|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Pray Anything]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Pray Anything]]"|2}}
 
{{TB|God: The Original Tony Soprano}}
 
{{TB|God: The Original Tony Soprano}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything Marquee 1.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything Marquee 1.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|Housewarming Party: Let There Be Light Beer}}
 
{{TBT|Housewarming Party: Let There Be Light Beer}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything Marquee 2.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything Marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 15|15]]|3}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 15|15]]|3}}
 
{{TB|314}}
 
{{TB|314}}
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{{TB|Now with only nine commandments!}}
 
{{TB|Now with only nine commandments!}}
 
{{TB|Deleted scenes}}  
 
{{TB|Deleted scenes}}  
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XIV Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XIV Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|328}}
 
{{TBT|328}}
 
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}
 
{{TB|We Welcome Other Faiths (Just Kidding)}}
 
{{TB|We Welcome Other Faiths (Just Kidding)}}
 
{{TB|}}  
 
{{TB|}}  
{{TB|[[File:Co Dependents Day Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Co Dependents Day Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|334}}
 
{{TBT|334}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}
 
{{TB|Is God Patriotic Enough?}}
 
{{TB|Is God Patriotic Enough?}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart-Mangled Banner Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Bart-Mangled Banner Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 16|16]]|4}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 16|16]]|4}}
 
{{TB|337}}
 
{{TB|337}}
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{{TB|Church Pot Luck: What A Friend We Have In Cheese Puffs}}
 
{{TB|Church Pot Luck: What A Friend We Have In Cheese Puffs}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:AFIOW Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:AFIOW Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|343}}
 
{{TBT|343}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}
 
{{TB|Rapture Threat Level: {{Color|FF6600|Orange}}}}
 
{{TB|Rapture Threat Level: {{Color|FF6600|Orange}}}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:HANHMP Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:HANHMP Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|355}}
 
{{TBT|355}}
 
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}
 
{{TB|Today: Bobble-Head [[Moses]] Giveaway}}
 
{{TB|Today: Bobble-Head [[Moses]] Giveaway}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Home Away From Homer Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Home Away From Homer Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|356}}
 
{{TBT|356}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}
 
{{TB|Are You A James The Lesser Or A James The Greater?}}
 
{{TB|Are You A James The Lesser Or A James The Greater?}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:TFTSATHGS Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:TFTSATHGS Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 17|17]]|5}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 17|17]]|5}}
 
{{TRs|359|2}}
 
{{TRs|359|2}}
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{{TB|Quit St3aling Our L3tt3rs}}
 
{{TB|Quit St3aling Our L3tt3rs}}
 
{{TRs|[[Nelson]] then steals the 3s|2}}
 
{{TRs|[[Nelson]] then steals the 3s|2}}
{{TB|[[File:MOSAF Marquee 1.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:MOSAF Marquee 1.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|Quit St aling Our L tt rs}}
 
{{TBT|Quit St aling Our L tt rs}}
{{TB|[[File:MOSAF Marquee 2.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:MOSAF Marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|365}}
 
{{TBT|365}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}
 
{{TB|{{Color|66CC33|Christmas Service}}<br>[[Jesus]]: 2005 Years Young}}
 
{{TB|{{Color|66CC33|Christmas Service}}<br>[[Jesus]]: 2005 Years Young}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Simpsons Christmas Stories Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Simpsons Christmas Stories Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|372}}
 
{{TBT|372}}
 
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic:<br>{{Color|CC9900|Jesus Hates You}}}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic:<br>{{Color|CC9900|Jesus Hates You}}}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Million Dollar Abie Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Million Dollar Abie Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|377}}
 
{{TBT|377}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}
 
{{TB|Today: Church Council Meeting Topic: Religion}}
 
{{TB|Today: Church Council Meeting Topic: Religion}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:The Monkey Suit Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:The Monkey Suit Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Season 18|18]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Season 18|18]]}}
 
{{TB|380}}
 
{{TB|380}}
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{{TB|Funeral Today: Homer Simpson's [[Amber Simpson|Vegas Wife]]}}
 
{{TB|Funeral Today: Homer Simpson's [[Amber Simpson|Vegas Wife]]}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Jazzy and the Pussycats Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Jazzy and the Pussycats Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TCRsT|''[[The Simpsons Movie]]''|2|3}}
 
{{TCRsT|''[[The Simpsons Movie]]''|2|3}}
 
{{TB|Thou Shalt Turn Off Thy Cell Phone}}
 
{{TB|Thou Shalt Turn Off Thy Cell Phone}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Movie Marquee 1.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Movie Marquee 1.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|We Told You So}}
 
{{TBT|We Told You So}}
 
{{TB|First Church of Springfield title is missing}}
 
{{TB|First Church of Springfield title is missing}}
{{TB|[[File:Movie Marquee 2.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Movie Marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 19|19]]|3}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 19|19]]|3}}
 
{{TB|402}}
 
{{TB|402}}
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{{TB|Today's Topic: Jesus: The <u>Real</u> [[American Idol]]}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic: Jesus: The <u>Real</u> [[American Idol]]}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer of Seville Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Homer of Seville Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TRsT|405|2}}
 
{{TRsT|405|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"|2}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"|2}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Skull and crossbones.png|30px|link=]]}}
 
{{TB|[[File:Skull and crossbones.png|30px|link=]]}}
 
{{TRs|Changes from skull and crossbones to "Scaredy Cats Not Wanted"|2}}
 
{{TRs|Changes from skull and crossbones to "Scaredy Cats Not Wanted"|2}}
{{TB|[[File:THOHXVIII Marquee 2.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:THOHXVIII Marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|Scaredy Cats Not Wanted}}
 
{{TBT|Scaredy Cats Not Wanted}}
{{TB|[[File:THOH XVIII Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:THOH XVIII Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Season 20|20]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Season 20|20]]}}
 
{{TB|435}}
 
{{TB|435}}
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{{TB|Today: Shadrach, The Other Friend Of Meshach}}
 
{{TB|Today: Shadrach, The Other Friend Of Meshach}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Wedding for Disaster Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:First Church of Springfield.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 21|21]]|3}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 21|21]]|3}}
 
{{TB|446}}
 
{{TB|446}}
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{{TB|Today's Topic: [[Marge]]}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic: [[Marge]]}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:The Devil Wears Nada Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:The Devil Wears Nada Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|455}}
 
{{TBT|455}}
 
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}
 
{{TB|Free Wi-Fi During Sermon}}
 
{{TB|Free Wi-Fi During Sermon}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Postcards From the Wedge Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Postcards From the Wedge Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|462}}
 
{{TBT|462}}
 
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
 
{{TB|Get Your Ass In Here, [[Timothy Lovejoy, Jr.|Tim]]}}
 
{{TB|Get Your Ass In Here, [[Timothy Lovejoy, Jr.|Tim]]}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Moe Letter Blues Marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:Moe Letter Blues Marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Season 22|22]]}}
 
{{TBT|[[Season 22|22]]}}
 
{{TB|469}}
 
{{TB|469}}
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{{TB|Tomorrow: [[Bart]]'s Funeral}}
 
{{TB|Tomorrow: [[Bart]]'s Funeral}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:LSTIYL marquee.png|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:LSTIYL marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 23|23]]|2}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 23|23]]|2}}
 
{{TB|501}}
 
{{TB|501}}
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{{TB|This Week's Sermon<br>Pray for: [[File:Homer Dope.png|20px|link=]]}}
 
{{TB|This Week's Sermon<br>Pray for: [[File:Homer Dope.png|20px|link=]]}}
 
{{TB|[[Bart]] vandalized the marquee.}}
 
{{TB|[[Bart]] vandalized the marquee.}}
{{TB|[[File:Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart marquee.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|503}}
 
{{TBT|503}}
 
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}
 
{{TB|We've Run Out Of Consoling Phrases}}
 
{{TB|We've Run Out Of Consoling Phrases}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Them, Robot marquee.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Them, Robot marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 24|24]]|7}}
 
{{TRsT|[[Season 24|24]]|7}}
 
{{TRs|514|2}}
 
{{TRs|514|2}}
Line 286: Line 287:
 
{{TB|Your Refuge in a sea of trouble.}}
 
{{TB|Your Refuge in a sea of trouble.}}
 
{{TB|The marquee fills with water and the letters float off.}}
 
{{TB|The marquee fills with water and the letters float off.}}
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield marquee 1.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield marquee 1.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|Communion in 30 minutes or less or your service is free!}}
 
{{TBT|Communion in 30 minutes or less or your service is free!}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield marquee 2.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TRsT|526|5}}
 
{{TRsT|526|5}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"|5}}
 
{{TRs|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"|5}}
 
{{TB|Fear Not Saith the Lord}}
 
{{TB|Fear Not Saith the Lord}}
 
{{TB|The black is made from bed bugs.}}
 
{{TB|The black is made from bed bugs.}}
{{TB|[[File:Pulpit Friction marquee 1.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Pulpit Friction marquee 1.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|Today: Hangin' With Rev. Hooper}}
 
{{TBT|Today: Hangin' With Rev. Hooper}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Pulpit Friction marquee 2.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Pulpit Friction marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|Deacon: Homer Simpson<br>The Humility of Jesus}}
 
{{TBT|Deacon: Homer Simpson<br>The Humility of Jesus}}
 
{{TB|The sign is larger than normal and has an electronic section on top}}
 
{{TB|The sign is larger than normal and has an electronic section on top}}
{{TB|[[File:Pulpit Friction marquee 3.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Pulpit Friction marquee 3.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|Jesus on [[Twitter]]: #idiedforyoursins}}
 
{{TBT|Jesus on [[Twitter]]: #idiedforyoursins}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Pulpit Friction marquee 4.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Pulpit Friction marquee 4.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|Springfield: Now Mischief-Free}}
 
{{TBT|Springfield: Now Mischief-Free}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Pulpit Friction marquee 5.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Pulpit Friction marquee 5.png|250px]]}}
{{TRsT|[[Season 25|25]]|4}}
+
{{TRsT|[[Season 25|25]]|8}}
 
{{TB|533}}
 
{{TB|533}}
 
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}
 
{{TB|[[Chip Davis]] Funeral<br>[[Springfield]]'s Most Beloved Character That You Never Saw}}
 
{{TB|[[Chip Davis]] Funeral<br>[[Springfield]]'s Most Beloved Character That You Never Saw}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings and a Funeral marquee.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings and a Funeral marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|538}}
 
{{TBT|538}}
 
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}
 
{{TB|Welcome Out-of-Towners}}
 
{{TB|Welcome Out-of-Towners}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues marquee.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|539}}
 
{{TBT|539}}
 
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}
 
{{TB|JOKE?}}
 
{{TB|JOKE?}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Steal This Episode marquee.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Steal This Episode marquee.png|250px]]}}
 
{{TBT|542}}
 
{{TBT|542}}
 
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}
 
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}
{{TB|We Pray For the oul Who Is tealing Our S's}}
+
{{TB|We Pray For the oul Who Is tealing Our S's}}
 
{{TB|[[Nelson]] then steals both "S"s from "S's".}}
 
{{TB|[[Nelson]] then steals both "S"s from "S's".}}
{{TB|[[File:Diggs marquee.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Diggs marquee.png|250px]]}}
{{TCRsT|''[[The Simpsons: Hit & Run]]''|2|2}}
+
{{TRsT|548|3}}
{{TB|''[[Level 1]]'' and ''[[Level 4]]''}}
+
{{TRs|"[[Days of Future Future]]"|3}}
{{TB|Next Sunday: The Miracle of Shame}}
+
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]] Funeral -- We Told You So}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Days of Future Future marquee 1.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TBT|Homer Simpson Clone Funeral<br>Previous Donations Honored}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Days of Future Future marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TBT|Homer Simpson Funeral #76}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Days of Future Future marquee 3.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TBT|550}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}
 +
{{TB|The Bible:<br>The Best-Selling Block in the World}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:First Church of Springfield - Brick Like Me.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TRsT|[[Season 28|28]]|2}}
 +
{{TRs|606|2}}
 +
{{TRs|"[[The Nightmare After Krustmas]]"|2}}
 +
{{TB|Peace and Goodwill To All}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:TNAK marquee 1.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TBT|Joy To the World! Christmas Day Service}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:TNAK marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TRsT|[[Season 29|29]]|2}}
 +
{{TB|631}}
 +
{{TB|"[[3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage]]"}}
 +
{{TB|The True Word of God Since 1908}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:3SPaTfaM marquee.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TBT|632}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Fears of a Clown]]"}}
 +
{{TB|Wi-Fi Password John 3:16}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Fears of a Clown marquee.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TRsT|[[Season 31|31]]|8}}
 +
{{TB|668}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Marge the Lumberjill]]"}}
 +
{{TB|Now with cucumber-infused baptismal font}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Marge the Lumberjill marquee.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TBT|671}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?]]"}}
 +
{{TB|God is everywhere but he wants you right here once a week}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? marquee.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TRsT|681|3}}
 +
{{TRs|"[[Warrin' Priests: Part One]]"|3}}
 +
{{TB|Donat to Sign Fund<br>We Ne d Mor L tt rs}}
 +
{{TB|Sign should be read as "Donate to Sign Fund<br>We Need More Letters"}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Warrin Priests Part One marquee 1.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TBT|Today's Trouble Marriage:<br>The Simpsons}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Warrin Priests Part One marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TBT|If You Were God You'd Be Home By Now}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Warrin Priests Part One marquee 3.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TRsT|682|3}}
 +
{{TRs|"[[Warrin' Priests: Part Two]]"|3}}
 +
{{TB|Lot Full<br>Use Three Bullies Valet}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Warrin Priests Part Two marquee 1.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TBT|Aloha Sunday!}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Warrin Priests Part Two marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TBT|Under Old Management}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Warrin Priests Part Two marquee 3.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TRsT|[[Season 32|32]]|2}}
 +
{{TB|688}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXI]]"}}
 +
{{TB|Keep Going}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:THOHXXXI marquee.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TBT|689}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The 7 Beer Itch]]"}}
 +
{{TB|We Got Nothin'}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:The 7 Beer Itch marquee.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TRsT|[[Season 33|33]]|5}}
 +
{{TB|715}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Mothers and Other Strangers]]"}}
 +
{{TB|Grand Opening: First Hundred Parishioners Get Football Phone}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Mothers and Other Strangers marquee.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TBT|720}}
 +
{{TB|"[[You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About – Act Three Will Shock You!]]"}}
 +
{{TB|It Hasn't Blown Over}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About marquee.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TBT|722}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Pretty Whittle Liar]]"}}
 +
{{TB|We Give Up - Now Showing Sunday NFL Games}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Pretty Whittle Liar marquee.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TBT|723}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Sound of Bleeding Gums]]"}}
 +
{{TB|Lotto Fans -- We've Got the Original Book of Numbers}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:The Sound of Bleeding Gums marquee.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TBT|728}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Poorhouse Rock]]"}}
 +
{{TB|Our Email Was Hacked<br>Do Not Open Attachment}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Poorhouse Rock marquee.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TRsT|[[Season 34|34]]|3}}
 +
{{TB|737}}
 +
{{TB|"[[When Nelson Met Lisa]]"}}
 +
{{TB|Today -- Wedding!<br>Runaway Bride Insurance Available}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:When Nelson Met Lisa marquee.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TRsT|741|2}}
 +
{{TRs|"[[The Many Saints of Springfield]]"|2}}
 +
{{TB|Closed for De-Liberalizing}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:The Many Saints of Springfield marquee 1.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TBT|You Didn't See Nothin'}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Hit&runmarquee.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:The Many Saints of Springfield marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
{{TBT|''[[Level 7 (The Simpsons: Hit & Run)|Level 7]]''}}
+
{{TRsT|[[Season 35|35]]|2}}
{{TB|No Shoes, No Shorts, No Salvation.}}
+
{{TRs|755|2}}
 +
{{TRs|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"|2}}
 +
{{TB|Pancake Breakfast Sold Out!}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Hit&runmarquee2.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:THOH XXXIV marquee.png|250px]]}}
{{TCRsT|''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''|2|3}}
+
{{TBT|Lout Break}}
{{TB|[[File:Skull and crossbones.png|30px|link=]]}}
+
{{TB|Letters fall off and move as people walk past it.}}
{{TRs|Changes from skull and crossbones to "Scaredy Cats Not Wanted"|2}}
+
{{TB|[[File:Lout Break.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Heck House marquee.png|200px]]}}
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}}
{{TBT|Scaredy Cats Not Wanted}}
+
 
{{TB|[[File:Heck House Tapped Out.png|200px]]}}
+
=== Comics ===
{{TRsT|''[[The Simpsons Winter Wingding]]''|3}}
+
{{Table|
{{TB|[[The Simpsons Winter Wingding 2|Issue 2]]}}
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{{TH|Comic issue}}
 +
{{TH|Story name}}
 +
{{TH|Marquee}}
 +
{{TH|Note}}
 +
{{TH|Picture}}
 +
{{TBT|{{TSWW|2}}}}
 
{{TB|''[[The Christmas That Lasted Forever!]]''}}
 
{{TB|''[[The Christmas That Lasted Forever!]]''}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic: Joy To The World Again}}
 
{{TB|Today's Topic: Joy To The World Again}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:TCTLF marquee.jpg|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:TCTLF marquee.jpg|250px]]}}
{{TBT|[[The Simpsons Winter Wingding 3|Issue 3]]}}
+
{{TBT|{{TSWW|3}}}}
{{TB|''[[Yes Flanders, There is a Santa Claus]]''}}
+
{{TB|''[[Yes, Flanders, There is a Santa Claus]]''}}
 
{{TB|Christmas Sermon! Welcome Once A Year Congregants!}}
 
{{TB|Christmas Sermon! Welcome Once A Year Congregants!}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:YFTIASC marquee.jpg|200px]]}}
+
{{TB|[[File:YFTIASC marquee.jpg|250px]]}}
{{TBT|[[The Simpsons Winter Wingding 4|Issue 4]]}}
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{{TBT|{{TSWW|4}}}}
 
{{TB|''[[Off the Grid]]''}}
 
{{TB|''[[Off the Grid]]''}}
 
{{TB|To Everything There Is A Season. And It's The Season To Turn Turn Turn Up The Heat}}
 
{{TB|To Everything There Is A Season. And It's The Season To Turn Turn Turn Up The Heat}}
 
{{TB|}}
 
{{TB|}}
{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:TSWW 4 marquee.png|250px]]}}
{{TRsT|''[[The Simpsons Calendar]]''|1}}
+
{{TBT|''[[The Simpsons Calendar]]''}}
{{TB| }}
+
{{TB|''The Simpsons Personalized Calendar''}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Personalized Calendar]]''}}
 
 
{{TB|Today's Sermon: The Nutty Confessor Welcome Guest Speaker ''Name Here''}}
 
{{TB|Today's Sermon: The Nutty Confessor Welcome Guest Speaker ''Name Here''}}
 
{{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}
 
{{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar marquee.jpg|200px]]}}
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{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar marquee.jpg|250px]]}}
 +
}}
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 +
=== Games ===
 +
{{Table|
 +
{{TH|Name}}
 +
{{TH|Level}}
 +
{{TH|Marquee}}
 +
{{TH|Note}}
 +
{{TH|Picture}}
 +
{{TRsT|''[[The Simpsons: Hit & Run]]''|2}}
 +
{{TB|''[[Level 1]]'' and ''[[Level 4]]''}}
 +
{{TB|Next Sunday: The Miracle of Shame}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Hit&runmarquee.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TBT|''{{ap|Level 7|The Simpsons: Hit & Run}}''}}
 +
{{TB|No Shoes, No Shorts, No Salvation.}}
 +
{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Hit&runmarquee2.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TCRsT|''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''|2|2}}
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{{TB|[[File:Skull and crossbones.png|30px|link=]]}}
 +
{{TRs|Changes from skull and crossbones to "Scaredy Cats Not Wanted"|2}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Heck House marquee.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TBT|Scaredy Cats Not Wanted}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Heck House Tapped Out.png|250px]]}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
 
{{Visual gags}}
 
{{Visual gags}}
 
[[Category:The Simpsons]]
 

Latest revision as of 12:01, April 14, 2024


The First Church of Springfield Marquee is a running gag in The Simpsons. It is a noticeboard outside of the First Church of Springfield that changes every episode it appears in.

List of marquees[edit]

Episodes[edit]

Season Episode number Episode name Marquee Note Picture
2 26 "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment" God, The Original Love Connection Homer vs. Lisa Marquee.png
27 "Principal Charming" 2:00 Peterson Wedding
8:00 Hayride To Heaven
Principal Charming Marquee.png
3 49 "Lisa the Greek" Every Sunday Is Super Sunday Lisa the Greek Marquee.png
4 62 "Homer the Heretic" Today's Topic:
When Homer Met Satan
Homer the Heretic Marquee.png
5 82 "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" Today: What A F iend We Have In God
Also: The Be Sharps
Someone stole the "R" from "Friend" Homer's Barbershop Quartet Marquee.png
88 "Bart's Inner Child" Today's Topic: Be Like Unto The Boy Bart's Inner Child Marquee.png
97 "Homer Loves Flanders" Loosest Bingo Cards In Town The marquee looks a lot different to normal Homer Loves Flanders Marquee.png
102 "Lady Bouvier's Lover" Private Wedding, Please Worship Elsewhere Lady Bouvier's Lover Marquee.png
6 110 "Bart's Girlfriend" Evil Women In History: From Jezebel To Janet Reno Bart's Girlfriend Marquee.png
7 132 "Bart Sells His Soul" No Shoes
No Shirt
No Salvation
Bart Sells His Soul Marquee.png
8 161 "Hurricane Neddy" God Welcomes His Victims Hurricane Neddy Marquee.png
170 "My Sister, My Sitter" No Synagogue Parking My Sister, My Sitter Marquee.png
175 "In Marge We Trust" Next Sunday: The Miracle Of Shame Lovejoy reveals that they give you 5 "Q"s and only 2 "U"s In Marge We Trust Marquee 1.png
The Listen Lady Is In In Marge We Trust Marquee 2.png
Today's Sermon: Conquest Of The County Of The Apes In Marge We Trust Marquee 3.png
9 182 "Treehouse of Horror VIII" Today's Sermon: Homer Rocks! Homer put up the notice thinking he is the last person in Springfield Treehouse of Horror VIII Marquee.png
10 213 "Viva Ned Flanders" Today's Topic: He Knows What You Did Last Summer Viva Ned Flanders Marquee.png
221 "Simpsons Bible Stories" Today's Topic:
Christ Dyed Eggs For Your Sins
Simpsons Bible Stories Marquee.png
11 230 "Treehouse of Horror X" Ned Flanders: Husband, Father, Wacky Neighbor Treehouse of Horror X Marquee.png
234 "Take My Wife, Sleaze" Today's Topic: There's Something About The Virgin Mary Play on the movie There's Something About Mary Take My Wife Sleaze Marquee.png
237 "Faith Off" Today's Topic:
Life In Hell
Reference to Matt Groening's comic Life in Hell. Faith Off Marquee.png
241 "Missionary: Impossible" Bingo 7PM Missionary Impossible Marquee.png
13 290 "The Frying Game" If You Were A Pastor, You'd Be Home By Now! The Frying Game Marquee.png
291 "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge" Tomorrow: Homer Simpson Funeral Papas Got a Brand New Badge MArquee.png
14 298 "Special Edna" Welcome Pissed-Off Catholics First time a swear word is used on a marquee Special Edna Marquee.png
300 "The Strong Arms of the Ma" No Outside Eucharist SAOTM Marquee.png
301 "Pray Anything" God: The Original Tony Soprano Pray Anything Marquee 1.png
Housewarming Party: Let There Be Light Beer Pray Anything Marquee 2.png
15 314 "Treehouse of Horror XIV" Now with only nine commandments! Deleted scenes Treehouse of Horror XIV Marquee.png
328 "Co-Dependent's Day" We Welcome Other Faiths (Just Kidding) Co Dependents Day Marquee.png
334 "Bart-Mangled Banner" Is God Patriotic Enough? Bart-Mangled Banner Marquee.png
16 337 "All's Fair in Oven War" Church Pot Luck: What A Friend We Have In Cheese Puffs AFIOW Marquee.png
343 "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass" Rapture Threat Level: Orange HANHMP Marquee.png
355 "Home Away from Homer" Today: Bobble-Head Moses Giveaway Home Away From Homer Marquee.png
356 "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star" Are You A James The Lesser Or A James The Greater? TFTSATHGS Marquee.png
17 359 "Milhouse of Sand and Fog" Quit St3aling Our L3tt3rs Nelson then steals the 3s MOSAF Marquee 1.png
Quit St aling Our L tt rs MOSAF Marquee 2.png
365 "Simpsons Christmas Stories" Christmas Service
Jesus: 2005 Years Young
Simpsons Christmas Stories Marquee.png
372 "Million-Dollar Abie" Today's Topic:
Jesus Hates You
Million Dollar Abie Marquee.png
377 "The Monkey Suit" Today: Church Council Meeting Topic: Religion The Monkey Suit Marquee.png
18 380 "Jazzy and the Pussycats" Funeral Today: Homer Simpson's Vegas Wife Jazzy and the Pussycats Marquee.png
The Simpsons Movie Thou Shalt Turn Off Thy Cell Phone Movie Marquee 1.png
We Told You So First Church of Springfield title is missing Movie Marquee 2.png
19 402 "The Homer of Seville" Today's Topic: Jesus: The Real American Idol Homer of Seville Marquee.png
405 "Treehouse of Horror XVIII" Skull and crossbones.png Changes from skull and crossbones to "Scaredy Cats Not Wanted" THOHXVIII Marquee 2.png
Scaredy Cats Not Wanted THOH XVIII Marquee.png
20 435 "Wedding for Disaster" Today: Shadrach, The Other Friend Of Meshach First Church of Springfield.png
21 446 "The Devil Wears Nada" Today's Topic: Marge The Devil Wears Nada Marquee.png
455 "Postcards from the Wedge" Free Wi-Fi During Sermon Postcards From the Wedge Marquee.png
462 "Moe Letter Blues" Get Your Ass In Here, Tim Moe Letter Blues Marquee.png
22 469 "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life" Tomorrow: Bart's Funeral LSTIYL marquee.png
23 501 "Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart" This Week's Sermon
Pray for: Homer Dope.png
Bart vandalized the marquee. Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart marquee.png
503 "Them, Robot" We've Run Out Of Consoling Phrases Them, Robot marquee.png
24 514 "A Tree Grows in Springfield" Your Refuge in a sea of trouble. The marquee fills with water and the letters float off. A Tree Grows in Springfield marquee 1.png
Communion in 30 minutes or less or your service is free! A Tree Grows in Springfield marquee 2.png
526 "Pulpit Friction" Fear Not Saith the Lord The black is made from bed bugs. Pulpit Friction marquee 1.png
Today: Hangin' With Rev. Hooper Pulpit Friction marquee 2.png
Deacon: Homer Simpson
The Humility of Jesus
The sign is larger than normal and has an electronic section on top Pulpit Friction marquee 3.png
Jesus on Twitter: #idiedforyoursins Pulpit Friction marquee 4.png
Springfield: Now Mischief-Free Pulpit Friction marquee 5.png
25 533 "Four Regrettings and a Funeral" Chip Davis Funeral
Springfield's Most Beloved Character That You Never Saw
Four Regrettings and a Funeral marquee.png
538 "White Christmas Blues" Welcome Out-of-Towners White Christmas Blues marquee.png
539 "Steal This Episode" JOKE? Steal This Episode marquee.png
542 "Diggs" We Pray For the oul Who Is tealing Our S's Nelson then steals both "S"s from "S's". Diggs marquee.png
548 "Days of Future Future" Homer Simpson Funeral -- We Told You So Days of Future Future marquee 1.png
Homer Simpson Clone Funeral
Previous Donations Honored
Days of Future Future marquee 2.png
Homer Simpson Funeral #76 Days of Future Future marquee 3.png
550 "Brick Like Me" The Bible:
The Best-Selling Block in the World
First Church of Springfield - Brick Like Me.png
28 606 "The Nightmare After Krustmas" Peace and Goodwill To All TNAK marquee 1.png
Joy To the World! Christmas Day Service TNAK marquee 2.png
29 631 "3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage" The True Word of God Since 1908 3SPaTfaM marquee.png
632 "Fears of a Clown" Wi-Fi Password John 3:16 Fears of a Clown marquee.png
31 668 "Marge the Lumberjill" Now with cucumber-infused baptismal font Marge the Lumberjill marquee.png
671 "Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?" God is everywhere but he wants you right here once a week Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? marquee.png
681 "Warrin' Priests: Part One" Donat to Sign Fund
We Ne d Mor L tt rs
Sign should be read as "Donate to Sign Fund
We Need More Letters"
Warrin Priests Part One marquee 1.png
Today's Trouble Marriage:
The Simpsons
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If You Were God You'd Be Home By Now Warrin Priests Part One marquee 3.png
682 "Warrin' Priests: Part Two" Lot Full
Use Three Bullies Valet
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Aloha Sunday! Warrin Priests Part Two marquee 2.png
Under Old Management Warrin Priests Part Two marquee 3.png
32 688 "Treehouse of Horror XXXI" Keep Going THOHXXXI marquee.png
689 "The 7 Beer Itch" We Got Nothin' The 7 Beer Itch marquee.png
33 715 "Mothers and Other Strangers" Grand Opening: First Hundred Parishioners Get Football Phone Mothers and Other Strangers marquee.png
720 "You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About – Act Three Will Shock You!" It Hasn't Blown Over You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About marquee.png
722 "Pretty Whittle Liar" We Give Up - Now Showing Sunday NFL Games Pretty Whittle Liar marquee.png
723 "The Sound of Bleeding Gums" Lotto Fans -- We've Got the Original Book of Numbers The Sound of Bleeding Gums marquee.png
728 "Poorhouse Rock" Our Email Was Hacked
Do Not Open Attachment
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34 737 "When Nelson Met Lisa" Today -- Wedding!
Runaway Bride Insurance Available
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741 "The Many Saints of Springfield" Closed for De-Liberalizing The Many Saints of Springfield marquee 1.png
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35 755 "Treehouse of Horror XXIV" Pancake Breakfast Sold Out! THOH XXXIV marquee.png
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Comics[edit]

Comic issue Story name Marquee Note Picture
The Simpsons Winter Wingding #2 The Christmas That Lasted Forever! Today's Topic: Joy To The World Again TCTLF marquee.jpg
The Simpsons Winter Wingding #3 Yes, Flanders, There is a Santa Claus Christmas Sermon! Welcome Once A Year Congregants! YFTIASC marquee.jpg
The Simpsons Winter Wingding #4 Off the Grid To Everything There Is A Season. And It's The Season To Turn Turn Turn Up The Heat TSWW 4 marquee.png
The Simpsons Calendar The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Today's Sermon: The Nutty Confessor Welcome Guest Speaker Name Here Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar The Simpsons Personalized Calendar marquee.jpg

Games[edit]

Name Level Marquee Note Picture
The Simpsons: Hit & Run Level 1 and Level 4 Next Sunday: The Miracle of Shame Hit&runmarquee.png
Level 7 No Shoes, No Shorts, No Salvation. Hit&runmarquee2.png
The Simpsons: Tapped Out Skull and crossbones.png Changes from skull and crossbones to "Scaredy Cats Not Wanted" Tapped Out Heck House marquee.png
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