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The '''First Church of Springfield Marquees''' is a running gag in ''[[The Simpsons]]''. The marquee changes to a usually funny sentence, phrase or topic.
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The '''First Church of Springfield Marquee''' is a running gag in ''[[The Simpsons]]''. It is a noticeboard outside of the [[First Church of Springfield]] that changes every episode it appears in.
  
 
== List of marquees ==
 
== List of marquees ==
{| border="1" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="1" class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
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=== Episodes ===
! style="background-color: #FFD733; "|Season
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{{Table|
! style="background-color: #FFD733; "|Episode number
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{{TH|Season}}
! style="background-color: #FFD733; "|Episode name
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{{TH|Episode number}}
! style="background-color: #FFD733; "|Marquee
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{{TH|Episode name}}
! style="background-color: #FFD733; "|Note
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{{TH|Marquee}}
! style="background-color: #FFD733; "|Picture
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{{TH|Note}}
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{{TH|Picture}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| [[Season 2|2]]
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{{TRsT|[[Season 2|2]]|2}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 26
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{{TB|26}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"
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{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| [[God]], The Original Love Connection
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{{TB|[[God]], The Original Love Connection}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| [[File:Homer vs. Lisa Marquee.png|200px]]
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{{TB|[[File:Homer vs. Lisa Marquee.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|27}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 27
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{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Principal Charming]]"
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{{TB|2:00 Peterson Wedding<br>8:00 Hayride To Heaven}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 2:00 Peterson Wedding<br>8:00 Hayride To Heaven
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TB|[[File:Principal Charming Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Principal Charming Marquee.png|200px]]
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{{TBT|[[Season 3|3]]}}
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{{TB|49}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| [[Season 3|3]]
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{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 49
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{{TB|Every Sunday Is Super Sunday}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Lisa the Greek]]"
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Every Sunday Is Super Sunday
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{{TB|[[File:Lisa the Greek Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TBT|[[Season 4|4]]}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Lisa the Greek Marquee.png|200px]]
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{{TB|62}}
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{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| [[Season 4|4]]
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{{TB|Today's Topic:<br>When [[Homer]] Met Satan}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 62
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Homer the Heretic]]"
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{{TB|[[File:Homer the Heretic Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Today's Topic:<br>When [[Homer]] Met Satan
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{{TRsT|[[Season 5|5]]|4}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TB|82}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Homer the Heretic Marquee.png|200px]]
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{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}
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{{TB|Today: What A F iend We Have In God<br>Also: [[The Be Sharps]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="4"| [[Season 5|5]]
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{{TB|Someone stole the "R" from "Friend"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 82
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{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"
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{{TBT|88}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Today: What A F iend We Have In God<br>Also: [[The Be Sharps]]
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{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Someone stole the "R" from "Friend"
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{{TB|Today's Topic: Be Like Unto The Boy}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet Marquee.png|200px]]
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:Bart's Inner Child Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 88
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{{TBT|97}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Bart's Inner Child]]"
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{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Today's Topic: Be Like Unto The Boy
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{{TB|Loosest Bingo Cards In Town}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TB|The marquee looks a lot different to normal}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Bart's Inner Child Marquee.png|200px]]
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{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders Marquee.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|102}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 97
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{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"
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{{TB|Private Wedding, Please Worship Elsewhere}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Loosest Bingo Cards In Town
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders Marquee.png|200px]]
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{{TBT|[[Season 6|6]]}}
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{{TB|110}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 102
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{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"
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{{TB|Evil Women In History: From Jezebel To Janet Reno}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Private Wedding, Please Worship Elsewhere
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TB|[[File:Bart's Girlfriend Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover Marquee.png|200px]]
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{{TBT|[[Season 7|7]]}}
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{{TB|132}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| [[Season 6|6]]
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{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 110
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{{TB|No Shoes<br>No Shirt<br>No Salvation}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Evil Women In History: From Jezebel To Janet Reno
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{{TB|[[File:Bart Sells His Soul Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TRsT|[[Season 8|8]]|5}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Bart's Girlfriend Marquee.png|200px]]
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{{TB|161}}
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{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| [[Season 7|7]]
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{{TB|God Welcomes His Victims}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 132
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"
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{{TB|[[File:Hurricane Neddy Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| No Shoes<br>No Shirt<br>No Salvation
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{{TBT|170}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Bart Sells His Soul Marquee.png|200px]]
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{{TB|No Synagogue Parking}}
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="5"| [[Season 8|8]]
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{{TB|[[File:My Sister, My Sitter Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 161
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{{TRsT|175|3}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Hurricane Neddy]]"
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{{TRs|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"|3}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| God Welcomes His Victims
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{{TB|Next Sunday: The Miracle Of Shame}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TB|Lovejoy reveals that they give you 5 "Q"s and only 2 "U"s}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Hurricane Neddy Marquee.png|200px]]
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{{TB|[[File:In Marge We Trust Marquee 1.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|The Listen Lady Is In}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 170
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"
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{{TB|[[File:In Marge We Trust Marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| No Synagogue Parking
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{{TBT|Today's Sermon: Conquest Of The County Of The Apes}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Hurricane Neddy Marquee.png|200px]]
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{{TB|[[File:In Marge We Trust Marquee 3.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|[[Season 9|9]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| 175
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{{TB|182}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="3"| "[[In Marge We Trust]]"
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{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Next Sunday: The Miracle Of Shame
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{{TB|Today's Sermon: Homer Rocks!}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TB|Homer put up the notice thinking he is the last person in [[Springfield]]}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:In Marge We Trust Marquee 1.png|200px]]
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{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror VIII Marquee.png|250px]]}}
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{{TRsT|[[Season 10|10]]|2}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| The Listen Lady Is In
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{{TB|213}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:In Marge We Trust Marquee 2.png|200px]]
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{{TB|Today's Topic: He Knows What You Did Last Summer}}
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Today's Sermon: Conquest Of The County Of The Apes
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{{TB|[[File:Viva Ned Flanders Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TBT|221}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:In Marge We Trust Marquee 3.png|200px]]
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{{TB|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"}}
|-
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{{TB|Today's Topic:<br>Christ Dyed Eggs For Your Sins}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| [[Season 9|9]]
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 182
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{{TB|[[File:Simpsons Bible Stories Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"
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{{TRsT|[[Season 11|11]]|4}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Today's Sermon: Homer Rocks!
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{{TB|230}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Treehouse of Horror VIII Marquee.png|200px]]
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{{TB|[[Ned Flanders]]: Husband, Father, Wacky Neighbor}}
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| [[Season 10|10]]
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{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror X Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 213
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{{TBT|234}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"
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{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Today's Topic: He Knows What You Did Last Summer
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{{TB|Today's Topic: There's Something About The Virgin Mary}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TB|Play on the movie ''{{W|There's Something About Mary}}''}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Viva Ned Flanders Marquee.png|200px]]
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{{TB|[[File:Take My Wife Sleaze Marquee.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|237}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="4"| [[Season 11|11]]
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{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 230
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{{TB|Today's Topic:<br>Life In Hell}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"
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{{TB|Reference to [[Matt Groening]]'s comic ''[[Life in Hell]]''.}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| [[Ned Flanders]]: Husband, Father, Wacky Neighbor
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{{TB|[[File:Faith Off Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TBT|241}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Treehouse of Horror X Marquee.png|200px]]
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{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
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{{TB|Bingo 7PM}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 234
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"
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{{TB|[[File:Missionary Impossible Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Today's Topic: There's Something About The Virgin Mary
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{{TRsT|[[Season 13|13]]|2}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Play on the movie ''{{W|There's Something About Mary}}''
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{{TB|290}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Take My Wife Sleaze Marquee.png|200px]]
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{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}
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{{TB|If You Were A Pastor, You'd Be Home By Now!}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 237
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Faith Off]]"
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{{TB|[[File:The Frying Game Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Today's Topic: Life In Hell
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{{TBT|291}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Faith Off Marquee.png|200px]]
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{{TB|Tomorrow: Homer Simpson Funeral}}
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 241
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{{TB|[[File:Papas Got a Brand New Badge MArquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Missionary: Impossible]]"
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{{TRsT|[[Season 14|14]]|4}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Bingo 7PM
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{{TB|298}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Missionary Impossible Marquee.png|200px]]
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{{TB|Welcome Pissed-Off Catholics}}
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{{TB|First time a swear word is used on a marquee}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| [[Season 13|13]]
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{{TB|[[File:Special Edna Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 290
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{{TBT|300}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Frying Game]]"
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{{TB|"[[The Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| If You Were A Pastor, You'd Be Home By Now!
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{{TB|No Outside Eucharist}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:The Frying Game Marquee.png|200px]]
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{{TB|[[File:SAOTM Marquee.png|250px]]}}
|-
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{{TRsT|301|2}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 291
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{{TRs|"[[Pray Anything]]"|2}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Papa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"
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{{TB|God: The Original Tony Soprano}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Tomorrow: Homer Simpson Funeral
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything Marquee 1.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Papas Got a Brand New Badge MArquee.png|200px]]
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{{TBT|Housewarming Party: Let There Be Light Beer}}
|-
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="4"| [[Season 14|14]]
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{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything Marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 298
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{{TRsT|[[Season 15|15]]|3}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Special Edna]]"
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{{TB|314}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Welcome Pissed-Off Catholics
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{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| First time a swear word is used on a marquee
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{{TB|Now with only nine commandments!}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Special Edna Marquee.png|200px]]
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{{TB|Deleted scenes}}
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{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XIV Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 300
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{{TBT|328}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Strong Arms of the Ma]]"
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{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| No Outside Eucharist
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{{TB|We Welcome Other Faiths (Just Kidding)}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:SAOTM Marquee.png|200px]]
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{{TB|[[File:Co Dependents Day Marquee.png|250px]]}}
|-
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{{TBT|334}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| 301
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{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| "[[Pray Anything]]"
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{{TB|Is God Patriotic Enough?}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| God: The Original Tony Soprano
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TB|[[File:Bart-Mangled Banner Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Pray Anything Marquee 1.png|200px]]
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{{TRsT|[[Season 16|16]]|4}}
|-
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{{TB|337}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Housewarming Party: Let There Be Light Beer
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{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TB|Church Pot Luck: What A Friend We Have In Cheese Puffs}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Pray Anything Marquee 2.png|200px]]
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{{TB|}}
|-
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{{TB|[[File:AFIOW Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| [[Season 15|15]]
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{{TBT|343}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 328
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{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"
+
{{TB|Rapture Threat Level: {{Color|FF6600|Orange}}}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| We Welcome Other Faiths (Just Kidding)
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TB|[[File:HANHMP Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Co Dependents Day Marquee.png|200px]]
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{{TBT|355}}
|-
+
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 334
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{{TB|Today: Bobble-Head [[Moses]] Giveaway}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Is God Patriotic Enough?
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{{TB|[[File:Home Away From Homer Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TBT|356}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Bart-Mangled Banner Marquee.png|200px]]
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{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}
|-
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{{TB|Are You A James The Lesser Or A James The Greater?}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="4"| [[Season 16|16]]
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{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 337
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{{TB|[[File:TFTSATHGS Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"
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{{TRsT|[[Season 17|17]]|5}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Church Pot Luck: What A Friend We Have In Cheese Puffs
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{{TRs|359|2}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TRs|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"|2}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:AFIOW Marquee.png|200px]]
+
{{TB|Quit St3aling Our L3tt3rs}}
|-
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{{TRs|[[Nelson]] then steals the 3s|2}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 343
+
{{TB|[[File:MOSAF Marquee 1.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"
+
{{TBT|Quit St aling Our L tt rs}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Rapture Threat Level: Orange
+
{{TB|[[File:MOSAF Marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
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{{TBT|365}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:HANHMP Marquee.png|200px]]
+
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}
|-
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{{TB|{{Color|66CC33|Christmas Service}}<br>[[Jesus]]: 2005 Years Young}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 355
+
{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Home Away From Homer]]"
+
{{TB|[[File:Simpsons Christmas Stories Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Today: Bobble-Head [[Moses]] Giveaway
+
{{TBT|372}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
+
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|[[File:Home Away From Homer Marquee.png|200px]]
+
{{TB|Today's Topic:<br>{{Color|CC9900|Jesus Hates You}}}}
|-
+
{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 356
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{{TB|[[File:Million Dollar Abie Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star]]"
+
{{TBT|377}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Are You A James The Lesser Or A James The Greater?
+
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|  
+
{{TB|Today: Church Council Meeting Topic: Religion}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
+
{{TB|}}
|-
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{{TB|[[File:The Monkey Suit Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="4"| [[Season 17|17]]
+
{{TBT|[[Season 18|18]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 359
+
{{TB|380}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"
+
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Quit St3aling Our L3tters
+
{{TB|Funeral Today: Homer Simpson's [[Amber Simpson|Vegas Wife]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| [[Nelson]] then steals the 3s
+
{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
+
{{TB|[[File:Jazzy and the Pussycats Marquee.png|250px]]}}
|-
+
{{TCRsT|''[[The Simpsons Movie]]''|2|3}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 365
+
{{TB|Thou Shalt Turn Off Thy Cell Phone}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"
+
{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Christmas Service<br>[[Jesus]]: 2005 Years Young
+
{{TB|[[File:Movie Marquee 1.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
+
{{TBT|We Told You So}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
+
{{TB|First Church of Springfield title is missing}}
|-
+
{{TB|[[File:Movie Marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 372
+
{{TRsT|[[Season 19|19]]|3}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Million Dollar Abie]]"
+
{{TB|402}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Jesus Hates You
+
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
+
{{TB|Today's Topic: Jesus: The <u>Real</u> [[American Idol]]}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
+
{{TB|}}
|-
+
{{TB|[[File:Homer of Seville Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 377
+
{{TRsT|405|2}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Monkey Suit]]"
+
{{TRs|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"|2}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Church Council Meeting Topic: Religion
+
{{TB|[[File:Skull and crossbones.png|30px|link=]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|  
+
{{TRs|Changes from skull and crossbones to "Scaredy Cats Not Wanted"|2}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
+
{{TB|[[File:THOHXVIII Marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
|-
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{{TBT|Scaredy Cats Not Wanted}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| [[Season 18|18]]
+
{{TB|[[File:THOH XVIII Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 380
+
{{TBT|[[Season 20|20]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"
+
{{TB|435}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Funeral Today: Homer Simpson's [[Amber Simpson|Vegas Wife]]
+
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|  
+
{{TB|Today: Shadrach, The Other Friend Of Meshach}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
+
{{TB|}}
|-
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{{TB|[[File:First Church of Springfield.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" colspan="3" rowspan="2"| ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]''
+
{{TRsT|[[Season 21|21]]|3}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Thou Shalt Turn Off Thy Cell Phone
+
{{TB|446}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
+
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
+
{{TB|Today's Topic: [[Marge]]}}
|-
+
{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| We Told You So
+
{{TB|[[File:The Devil Wears Nada Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| First Church of Springfield title is missing
+
{{TBT|455}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
+
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}
|-
+
{{TB|Free Wi-Fi During Sermon}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7;" rowspan="2"| [[Season 19|19]]
+
{{TB|}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 402
+
{{TB|[[File:Postcards From the Wedge Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[The Homer of Seville]]"
+
{{TBT|462}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Today's Topic: Jesus: The Real [[American Idol]]
+
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
+
{{TB|Get Your Ass In Here, [[Timothy Lovejoy, Jr.|Tim]]}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
+
{{TB|}}
|-
+
{{TB|[[File:Moe Letter Blues Marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 405
+
{{TBT|[[Season 22|22]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"
+
{{TB|469}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Heck House - Scaredy Cats Not Wanted
+
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|  
+
{{TB|Tomorrow: [[Bart]]'s Funeral}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
+
{{TB|}}
|-
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{{TB|[[File:LSTIYL marquee.png|250px]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| [[Season 20|20]]
+
{{TRsT|[[Season 23|23]]|2}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| 435
+
{{TB|501}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| "[[Wedding For Disaster]]"
+
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "| Today: Shadrach, The Other Friend Of Meshach
+
{{TB|This Week's Sermon<br>Pray for: [[File:Homer Dope.png|20px|link=]]}}
| style="text-align: center; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|  
+
{{TB|[[Bart]] vandalized the marquee.}}
| style="text-align: center; width: 100px; height: 70px; background-color: #FFF4A7; "|
+
{{TB|[[File:Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart marquee.png|250px]]}}
|-
+
{{TBT|503}}
|}
+
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}
 +
{{TB|We've Run Out Of Consoling Phrases}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:Them, Robot marquee.png|250px]]}}
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{{TRsT|[[Season 24|24]]|7}}
 +
{{TRs|514|2}}
 +
{{TRs|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"|2}}
 +
{{TB|Your Refuge in a sea of trouble.}}
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{{TB|The marquee fills with water and the letters float off.}}
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{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield marquee 1.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|Communion in 30 minutes or less or your service is free!}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
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{{TRsT|526|5}}
 +
{{TRs|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"|5}}
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{{TB|Fear Not Saith the Lord}}
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{{TB|The black is made from bed bugs.}}
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{{TB|[[File:Pulpit Friction marquee 1.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|Today: Hangin' With Rev. Hooper}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:Pulpit Friction marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|Deacon: Homer Simpson<br>The Humility of Jesus}}
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{{TB|The sign is larger than normal and has an electronic section on top}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:Pulpit Friction marquee 3.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|Jesus on [[Twitter]]: #idiedforyoursins}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:Pulpit Friction marquee 4.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|Springfield: Now Mischief-Free}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:Pulpit Friction marquee 5.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TRsT|[[Season 25|25]]|8}}
 +
{{TB|533}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Chip Davis]] Funeral<br>[[Springfield]]'s Most Beloved Character That You Never Saw}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings and a Funeral marquee.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TBT|538}}
 +
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}
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{{TB|Welcome Out-of-Towners}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues marquee.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|539}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}
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{{TB|JOKE?}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:Steal This Episode marquee.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|542}}
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{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}
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{{TB|We Pray For the oul Who Is tealing Our S's}}
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{{TB|[[Nelson]] then steals both "S"s from "S's".}}
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{{TB|[[File:Diggs marquee.png|250px]]}}
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{{TRsT|548|3}}
 +
{{TRs|"[[Days of Future Future]]"|3}}
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{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]] Funeral -- We Told You So}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:Days of Future Future marquee 1.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|Homer Simpson Clone Funeral<br>Previous Donations Honored}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:Days of Future Future marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|Homer Simpson Funeral #76}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:Days of Future Future marquee 3.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|550}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}
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{{TB|The Bible:<br>The Best-Selling Block in the World}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:First Church of Springfield - Brick Like Me.png|250px]]}}
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{{TRsT|[[Season 28|28]]|2}}
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{{TRs|606|2}}
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{{TRs|"[[The Nightmare After Krustmas]]"|2}}
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{{TB|Peace and Goodwill To All}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:TNAK marquee 1.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|Joy To the World! Christmas Day Service}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:TNAK marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
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{{TRsT|[[Season 29|29]]|2}}
 +
{{TB|631}}
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{{TB|"[[3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage]]"}}
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{{TB|The True Word of God Since 1908}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:3SPaTfaM marquee.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|632}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Fears of a Clown]]"}}
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{{TB|Wi-Fi Password John 3:16}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:Fears of a Clown marquee.png|250px]]}}
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{{TRsT|[[Season 31|31]]|8}}
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{{TB|668}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Marge the Lumberjill]]"}}
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{{TB|Now with cucumber-infused baptismal font}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:Marge the Lumberjill marquee.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|671}}
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{{TB|"[[Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?]]"}}
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{{TB|God is everywhere but he wants you right here once a week}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? marquee.png|250px]]}}
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{{TRsT|681|3}}
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{{TRs|"[[Warrin' Priests: Part One]]"|3}}
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{{TB|Donat to Sign Fund<br>We Ne d Mor L tt rs}}
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{{TB|Sign should be read as "Donate to Sign Fund<br>We Need More Letters"}}
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{{TB|[[File:Warrin Priests Part One marquee 1.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|Today's Trouble Marriage:<br>The Simpsons}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:Warrin Priests Part One marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|If You Were God You'd Be Home By Now}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:Warrin Priests Part One marquee 3.png|250px]]}}
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{{TRsT|682|3}}
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{{TRs|"[[Warrin' Priests: Part Two]]"|3}}
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{{TB|Lot Full<br>Use Three Bullies Valet}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:Warrin Priests Part Two marquee 1.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|Aloha Sunday!}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:Warrin Priests Part Two marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|Under Old Management}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:Warrin Priests Part Two marquee 3.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TRsT|[[Season 32|32]]|2}}
 +
{{TB|688}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXI]]"}}
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{{TB|Keep Going}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:THOHXXXI marquee.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TBT|689}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The 7 Beer Itch]]"}}
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{{TB|We Got Nothin'}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:The 7 Beer Itch marquee.png|250px]]}}
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{{TRsT|[[Season 33|33]]|5}}
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{{TB|715}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Mothers and Other Strangers]]"}}
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{{TB|Grand Opening: First Hundred Parishioners Get Football Phone}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:Mothers and Other Strangers marquee.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|720}}
 +
{{TB|"[[You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About – Act Three Will Shock You!]]"}}
 +
{{TB|It Hasn't Blown Over}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About marquee.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|722}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Pretty Whittle Liar]]"}}
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{{TB|We Give Up - Now Showing Sunday NFL Games}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:Pretty Whittle Liar marquee.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|723}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Sound of Bleeding Gums]]"}}
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{{TB|Lotto Fans -- We've Got the Original Book of Numbers}}
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{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:The Sound of Bleeding Gums marquee.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|728}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Poorhouse Rock]]"}}
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{{TB|Our Email Was Hacked<br>Do Not Open Attachment}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:Poorhouse Rock marquee.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TRsT|[[Season 34|34]]|3}}
 +
{{TB|737}}
 +
{{TB|"[[When Nelson Met Lisa]]"}}
 +
{{TB|Today -- Wedding!<br>Runaway Bride Insurance Available}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:When Nelson Met Lisa marquee.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TRsT|741|2}}
 +
{{TRs|"[[The Many Saints of Springfield]]"|2}}
 +
{{TB|Closed for De-Liberalizing}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:The Many Saints of Springfield marquee 1.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|You Didn't See Nothin'}}
 +
{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:The Many Saints of Springfield marquee 2.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TRsT|[[Season 35|35]]|2}}
 +
{{TRs|755|2}}
 +
{{TRs|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"|2}}
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{{TB|Pancake Breakfast Sold Out!}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:THOH XXXIV marquee.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|Lout Break}}
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{{TB|Letters fall off and move as people walk past it.}}
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{{TB|[[File:Lout Break.png|250px]]}}
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}}
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=== Comics ===
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{{Table|
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{{TH|Comic issue}}
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{{TH|Marquee}}
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{{TH|Note}}
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{{TH|Picture}}
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{{TBT|{{TSWW|2}}}}
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{{TB|''[[The Christmas That Lasted Forever!]]''}}
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{{TB|Today's Topic: Joy To The World Again}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:TCTLF marquee.jpg|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|{{TSWW|3}}}}
 +
{{TB|''[[Yes, Flanders, There is a Santa Claus]]''}}
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{{TB|Christmas Sermon! Welcome Once A Year Congregants!}}
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{{TB|}}
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{{TB|[[File:YFTIASC marquee.jpg|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|{{TSWW|4}}}}
 +
{{TB|''[[Off the Grid]]''}}
 +
{{TB|To Everything There Is A Season. And It's The Season To Turn Turn Turn Up The Heat}}
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{{TB|}}
 +
{{TB|[[File:TSWW 4 marquee.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|''[[The Simpsons Calendar]]''}}
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{{TB|''The Simpsons Personalized Calendar''}}
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{{TB|Today's Sermon: The Nutty Confessor Welcome Guest Speaker ''Name Here''}}
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{{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}
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{{TRsT|''[[The Simpsons: Hit & Run]]''|2}}
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{{TB|''[[Level 1]]'' and ''[[Level 4]]''}}
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{{TB|Next Sunday: The Miracle of Shame}}
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{{TB|[[File:Hit&runmarquee.png|250px]]}}
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{{TBT|''{{ap|Level 7|The Simpsons: Hit & Run}}''}}
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{{TB|No Shoes, No Shorts, No Salvation.}}
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{{TCRsT|''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''|2|2}}
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Latest revision as of 12:01, April 14, 2024


The First Church of Springfield Marquee is a running gag in The Simpsons. It is a noticeboard outside of the First Church of Springfield that changes every episode it appears in.

List of marquees[edit]

Episodes[edit]

Season Episode number Episode name Marquee Note Picture
2 26 "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment" God, The Original Love Connection Homer vs. Lisa Marquee.png
27 "Principal Charming" 2:00 Peterson Wedding
8:00 Hayride To Heaven
Principal Charming Marquee.png
3 49 "Lisa the Greek" Every Sunday Is Super Sunday Lisa the Greek Marquee.png
4 62 "Homer the Heretic" Today's Topic:
When Homer Met Satan
Homer the Heretic Marquee.png
5 82 "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" Today: What A F iend We Have In God
Also: The Be Sharps
Someone stole the "R" from "Friend" Homer's Barbershop Quartet Marquee.png
88 "Bart's Inner Child" Today's Topic: Be Like Unto The Boy Bart's Inner Child Marquee.png
97 "Homer Loves Flanders" Loosest Bingo Cards In Town The marquee looks a lot different to normal Homer Loves Flanders Marquee.png
102 "Lady Bouvier's Lover" Private Wedding, Please Worship Elsewhere Lady Bouvier's Lover Marquee.png
6 110 "Bart's Girlfriend" Evil Women In History: From Jezebel To Janet Reno Bart's Girlfriend Marquee.png
7 132 "Bart Sells His Soul" No Shoes
No Shirt
No Salvation
Bart Sells His Soul Marquee.png
8 161 "Hurricane Neddy" God Welcomes His Victims Hurricane Neddy Marquee.png
170 "My Sister, My Sitter" No Synagogue Parking My Sister, My Sitter Marquee.png
175 "In Marge We Trust" Next Sunday: The Miracle Of Shame Lovejoy reveals that they give you 5 "Q"s and only 2 "U"s In Marge We Trust Marquee 1.png
The Listen Lady Is In In Marge We Trust Marquee 2.png
Today's Sermon: Conquest Of The County Of The Apes In Marge We Trust Marquee 3.png
9 182 "Treehouse of Horror VIII" Today's Sermon: Homer Rocks! Homer put up the notice thinking he is the last person in Springfield Treehouse of Horror VIII Marquee.png
10 213 "Viva Ned Flanders" Today's Topic: He Knows What You Did Last Summer Viva Ned Flanders Marquee.png
221 "Simpsons Bible Stories" Today's Topic:
Christ Dyed Eggs For Your Sins
Simpsons Bible Stories Marquee.png
11 230 "Treehouse of Horror X" Ned Flanders: Husband, Father, Wacky Neighbor Treehouse of Horror X Marquee.png
234 "Take My Wife, Sleaze" Today's Topic: There's Something About The Virgin Mary Play on the movie There's Something About Mary Take My Wife Sleaze Marquee.png
237 "Faith Off" Today's Topic:
Life In Hell
Reference to Matt Groening's comic Life in Hell. Faith Off Marquee.png
241 "Missionary: Impossible" Bingo 7PM Missionary Impossible Marquee.png
13 290 "The Frying Game" If You Were A Pastor, You'd Be Home By Now! The Frying Game Marquee.png
291 "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge" Tomorrow: Homer Simpson Funeral Papas Got a Brand New Badge MArquee.png
14 298 "Special Edna" Welcome Pissed-Off Catholics First time a swear word is used on a marquee Special Edna Marquee.png
300 "The Strong Arms of the Ma" No Outside Eucharist SAOTM Marquee.png
301 "Pray Anything" God: The Original Tony Soprano Pray Anything Marquee 1.png
Housewarming Party: Let There Be Light Beer Pray Anything Marquee 2.png
15 314 "Treehouse of Horror XIV" Now with only nine commandments! Deleted scenes Treehouse of Horror XIV Marquee.png
328 "Co-Dependent's Day" We Welcome Other Faiths (Just Kidding) Co Dependents Day Marquee.png
334 "Bart-Mangled Banner" Is God Patriotic Enough? Bart-Mangled Banner Marquee.png
16 337 "All's Fair in Oven War" Church Pot Luck: What A Friend We Have In Cheese Puffs AFIOW Marquee.png
343 "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass" Rapture Threat Level: Orange HANHMP Marquee.png
355 "Home Away from Homer" Today: Bobble-Head Moses Giveaway Home Away From Homer Marquee.png
356 "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star" Are You A James The Lesser Or A James The Greater? TFTSATHGS Marquee.png
17 359 "Milhouse of Sand and Fog" Quit St3aling Our L3tt3rs Nelson then steals the 3s MOSAF Marquee 1.png
Quit St aling Our L tt rs MOSAF Marquee 2.png
365 "Simpsons Christmas Stories" Christmas Service
Jesus: 2005 Years Young
Simpsons Christmas Stories Marquee.png
372 "Million-Dollar Abie" Today's Topic:
Jesus Hates You
Million Dollar Abie Marquee.png
377 "The Monkey Suit" Today: Church Council Meeting Topic: Religion The Monkey Suit Marquee.png
18 380 "Jazzy and the Pussycats" Funeral Today: Homer Simpson's Vegas Wife Jazzy and the Pussycats Marquee.png
The Simpsons Movie Thou Shalt Turn Off Thy Cell Phone Movie Marquee 1.png
We Told You So First Church of Springfield title is missing Movie Marquee 2.png
19 402 "The Homer of Seville" Today's Topic: Jesus: The Real American Idol Homer of Seville Marquee.png
405 "Treehouse of Horror XVIII" Skull and crossbones.png Changes from skull and crossbones to "Scaredy Cats Not Wanted" THOHXVIII Marquee 2.png
Scaredy Cats Not Wanted THOH XVIII Marquee.png
20 435 "Wedding for Disaster" Today: Shadrach, The Other Friend Of Meshach First Church of Springfield.png
21 446 "The Devil Wears Nada" Today's Topic: Marge The Devil Wears Nada Marquee.png
455 "Postcards from the Wedge" Free Wi-Fi During Sermon Postcards From the Wedge Marquee.png
462 "Moe Letter Blues" Get Your Ass In Here, Tim Moe Letter Blues Marquee.png
22 469 "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life" Tomorrow: Bart's Funeral LSTIYL marquee.png
23 501 "Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart" This Week's Sermon
Pray for: Homer Dope.png
Bart vandalized the marquee. Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart marquee.png
503 "Them, Robot" We've Run Out Of Consoling Phrases Them, Robot marquee.png
24 514 "A Tree Grows in Springfield" Your Refuge in a sea of trouble. The marquee fills with water and the letters float off. A Tree Grows in Springfield marquee 1.png
Communion in 30 minutes or less or your service is free! A Tree Grows in Springfield marquee 2.png
526 "Pulpit Friction" Fear Not Saith the Lord The black is made from bed bugs. Pulpit Friction marquee 1.png
Today: Hangin' With Rev. Hooper Pulpit Friction marquee 2.png
Deacon: Homer Simpson
The Humility of Jesus
The sign is larger than normal and has an electronic section on top Pulpit Friction marquee 3.png
Jesus on Twitter: #idiedforyoursins Pulpit Friction marquee 4.png
Springfield: Now Mischief-Free Pulpit Friction marquee 5.png
25 533 "Four Regrettings and a Funeral" Chip Davis Funeral
Springfield's Most Beloved Character That You Never Saw
Four Regrettings and a Funeral marquee.png
538 "White Christmas Blues" Welcome Out-of-Towners White Christmas Blues marquee.png
539 "Steal This Episode" JOKE? Steal This Episode marquee.png
542 "Diggs" We Pray For the oul Who Is tealing Our S's Nelson then steals both "S"s from "S's". Diggs marquee.png
548 "Days of Future Future" Homer Simpson Funeral -- We Told You So Days of Future Future marquee 1.png
Homer Simpson Clone Funeral
Previous Donations Honored
Days of Future Future marquee 2.png
Homer Simpson Funeral #76 Days of Future Future marquee 3.png
550 "Brick Like Me" The Bible:
The Best-Selling Block in the World
First Church of Springfield - Brick Like Me.png
28 606 "The Nightmare After Krustmas" Peace and Goodwill To All TNAK marquee 1.png
Joy To the World! Christmas Day Service TNAK marquee 2.png
29 631 "3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage" The True Word of God Since 1908 3SPaTfaM marquee.png
632 "Fears of a Clown" Wi-Fi Password John 3:16 Fears of a Clown marquee.png
31 668 "Marge the Lumberjill" Now with cucumber-infused baptismal font Marge the Lumberjill marquee.png
671 "Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?" God is everywhere but he wants you right here once a week Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? marquee.png
681 "Warrin' Priests: Part One" Donat to Sign Fund
We Ne d Mor L tt rs
Sign should be read as "Donate to Sign Fund
We Need More Letters"
Warrin Priests Part One marquee 1.png
Today's Trouble Marriage:
The Simpsons
Warrin Priests Part One marquee 2.png
If You Were God You'd Be Home By Now Warrin Priests Part One marquee 3.png
682 "Warrin' Priests: Part Two" Lot Full
Use Three Bullies Valet
Warrin Priests Part Two marquee 1.png
Aloha Sunday! Warrin Priests Part Two marquee 2.png
Under Old Management Warrin Priests Part Two marquee 3.png
32 688 "Treehouse of Horror XXXI" Keep Going THOHXXXI marquee.png
689 "The 7 Beer Itch" We Got Nothin' The 7 Beer Itch marquee.png
33 715 "Mothers and Other Strangers" Grand Opening: First Hundred Parishioners Get Football Phone Mothers and Other Strangers marquee.png
720 "You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About – Act Three Will Shock You!" It Hasn't Blown Over You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About marquee.png
722 "Pretty Whittle Liar" We Give Up - Now Showing Sunday NFL Games Pretty Whittle Liar marquee.png
723 "The Sound of Bleeding Gums" Lotto Fans -- We've Got the Original Book of Numbers The Sound of Bleeding Gums marquee.png
728 "Poorhouse Rock" Our Email Was Hacked
Do Not Open Attachment
Poorhouse Rock marquee.png
34 737 "When Nelson Met Lisa" Today -- Wedding!
Runaway Bride Insurance Available
When Nelson Met Lisa marquee.png
741 "The Many Saints of Springfield" Closed for De-Liberalizing The Many Saints of Springfield marquee 1.png
You Didn't See Nothin' The Many Saints of Springfield marquee 2.png
35 755 "Treehouse of Horror XXIV" Pancake Breakfast Sold Out! THOH XXXIV marquee.png
Lout Break Letters fall off and move as people walk past it. Lout Break.png

Comics[edit]

Comic issue Story name Marquee Note Picture
The Simpsons Winter Wingding #2 The Christmas That Lasted Forever! Today's Topic: Joy To The World Again TCTLF marquee.jpg
The Simpsons Winter Wingding #3 Yes, Flanders, There is a Santa Claus Christmas Sermon! Welcome Once A Year Congregants! YFTIASC marquee.jpg
The Simpsons Winter Wingding #4 Off the Grid To Everything There Is A Season. And It's The Season To Turn Turn Turn Up The Heat TSWW 4 marquee.png
The Simpsons Calendar The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Today's Sermon: The Nutty Confessor Welcome Guest Speaker Name Here Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar The Simpsons Personalized Calendar marquee.jpg

Games[edit]

Name Level Marquee Note Picture
The Simpsons: Hit & Run Level 1 and Level 4 Next Sunday: The Miracle of Shame Hit&runmarquee.png
Level 7 No Shoes, No Shorts, No Salvation. Hit&runmarquee2.png
The Simpsons: Tapped Out Skull and crossbones.png Changes from skull and crossbones to "Scaredy Cats Not Wanted" Tapped Out Heck House marquee.png
Scaredy Cats Not Wanted Heck House Tapped Out.png