Take My Life, Please
"Take My Life, Please"
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Episode Information
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"Take My Life, Please" is an episode in the twentieth season of The Simpsons. It is the first episode broadcast in HD and has a new opening.This is rated TV 14 DLSV
Synopsis
A man named Vance Connor is inducted into the Springfield Wall of Fame, and Homer recounts how he ran against Vance for class president in high school and lost. Later, at Moe's Tavern, Carl and Lenny confess to Homer that his old high school principal had ordered them to bury the ballot box containing the votes to the election. After Homer and Lenny dig up the ballot box, Lisa counts the votes, and Homer is shocked to see that the votes put him as the winner. Outraged, he meets his old principal in a retirement center, who explains why he had to hide the ballot box: Two student athletes had talked their classmates into voting for Homer so that, after he had won, they could laugh at him all the way through high school and at every reunion. Al Gore, himself, appears in Moe's Tavern and told Homer how he had felt when he had the 2000 presidential election stolen from him. The Simpsons later have dinner at Luigi's Restaurant, where Homer remains miserable. Luigi Risotto introduces him to his saucier, who he claims can tell what someone's life could have been like by stirring tomato sauce in a certain way. By using his magical tomato sauce, he helps Homer see what his life would have been like if he had won the election: Homer would have been rich, he would have had a better position at the nuclear plant, would have lived in a mansion on the site where the Flanders now live and wouldn't be bald. Marge would have been better-looking, and the kids would not have been born because Homer would have remembered to use protection before sex. Homer is depressed after seeing that his life would have been a lot better if he had won, even leaping into the pot to try to "live in the sauce". Homer later agrees to take a walk with Marge to the Springfield Wall of Fame where his name has been put up (replacing Seymour Skinner). A boy then has his picture taken with him. Homer, now much happier, goes to a Korean restaurant that Bart says 'sells beef that spells the date of your death'.
Appearences
Characters
- Homer Simpson
- Marge Simpson
- Bart Simpson
- Lisa Simpson
- Maggie Simpson
- Joe Quimby
- Mayor Quimby's Body Guards
- Charles Montgomery Burns
- Waylon Smithers
- Ruth Powers
- Moe Szyslak
- Legs and Louie
- Reverend Lovejoy
- Helen Lovejoy
- Cletus Spuckler
- Dr. Nick Riviera
- Squeaky Voiced Teen
- Eddie and Lou
- Duffman
- Poochie
- Paul Yield
- Elizabeth Hoover
- Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon
- Mrs. Glick
- Jasper
- Vance Connor
- Lenny Leonard
- Carl Carlson
- Larry
- Professor Frink
- Principal Seymour Skinner
- Otto Mann
- Krusty the Clown
- Sideshow Mel
- Dewey Largo
- Comic Book Guy
- Ned Flanders
- Rod Flanders
- Todd Flanders
- Kearney Zzyzwicz
- Edna Krabappel
- Hans Moleman
- Brandine Spuckler
- Kent Brockman
- Snake Jailbird
- Dr. Hibbert
- Bernice Hibbert
- Sea Captain
- Crazy Cat Lady
- Ralph Wiggum
- Patty Bouvier
- Milhouse Van Houten
- Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
- Kirk Van Houten
- Sarah Wiggum
- Martin Prince Sr.
- Gil Gunderson
- Cookie Kwan
- Chief Clancy Wiggum
- Rich Texan
- Allison Taylor
- Principal Dondelinger
- Luigi Risotto
- Debbie Pinson
- Artie Ziff
- Selma Bouvier
- Abraham Simpson
