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The Rocket's Red Glare

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The Rocket's Red Glare
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: 4th July 2013
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: All-American Apu
Rex Banner
Ned
Optional characters: See Pt. 3, Pt. 8 and Pt. 11

The Rocket's Red Glare is a temporary questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the 4th July 2013 content update. It unlocks All-American Apu, Rex Banner and the Nighthawk Diner.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After starting the update
Apu The Fourth of July is coming! When Americans celebrate their country by brazenly flaunting their contempt for its anti-fireworks ordinances!
Apu nd Apu's All-American Kwik-E-Mart and Fireworks Megastore leads the way! I'd better get in costume.
Message You'll find a new outfit for Apu in your inventory!
New Skin: All-American Apu
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on All-American Apu's exclamation mark
All-American Apu My fireworks customers demand the biggest explosions, triggered by the most unpredictable fuses money can buy!
All-American Apu If this town doesn't lose at least three fingers every year, I haven't done my job.
Task: "Make All-American Apu Stock Up on Illegal Fireworks". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
All-American Apu Stocking this many explosives in such close proximity to cigarette-smoking twelve-year-olds is dangerous.
All-American Apu I better sell these fireworks fast!
Task: "Make All-American Apu Turn a Profit". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Send Springfield Residents to Buy Fireworks" (x15). The jobs take place at a Kwik-E-Mart and take 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Characters that can do the "Buy Fireworks" task are:

Homer, Abraham Lincoln, Agnes, Arnie Pye, Barney, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Booberella, Brandine, Brockman, Bumblebee Man, Carl, Chalmers, Wiggum, Cletus, Comic Book Guy, Mr. Burns, Ned, Disco Stu, Dr. Nick, Drederick Tatum, Duffman, Fat Tony, Grampa, Hank Scorpio, Herman, Jasper, Judge Snyder, Kang, Kearney, Kirk, Kodos, Kumiko, Legs, Lenny, Lou, Louie, Lugash, Luigi, Marge, Mindy, Miss Springfield, Moe, Moleman, Mr. Costington, Mrs. Krabappel, Otto, Patty, Professor Frink, Quimby, Rev. Lovejoy, Sea Captain, Selma, Skinner, Smithers, Snake, Suzanne the Witch, The Grumple, The Rich Texan, Tribal Chief, Willie, Wolfcastle, Krusty, Sideshow Mel, Dr. Hibbert, Eddie, Luann, Tom O'Flanagan, The Yes Guy, Sanjay, Manjula, Miss Hoover, Cocoa Beanie, Father Sean, Dewey Largo, Shary Bobbins, Crazy Cat Lady, Bernice Hibbert, Roger Myers Jr., Lampwick, Giuseppe, George Washington

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer *yawn* I can't sleep -- the noise from all these fireworks is keeping me awake.
Lisa You're the one lighting them! You can stop any time you like!
Homer If I stop blowing up M-80s even for a moment, then the Soviet Union wins and our Founding Fathers got their heads chopped off for nothing.
Lisa Maybe some coffee will wake you up. And help you make some sense.
Task: "Build the Nighthawk Diner". It takes 24 hours.
Build: Nighthawk Diner
New Character: Rex Banner
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Rex Banner's exclamation mark
Rex Banner Citizens of Springfield, fear not! No longer will airborne displays of Technicolor splendor haunt your nights!
Lisa Federal agent Rex Banner!?
Rex Banner Here to stop the flow of illegal fireworks into Springfield and bring the Bottle Rocket Barons to their knees.
Lisa Well, that'll be nice. They're kind of a nuisance.
Rex Banner - Angry Nuisance? You call sporadic incidents of mild to moderate noise pollution a NUISANCE?
Rex Banner It's the greatest threat to the American way of life since loitering! Time to round up the likely suspects.
Task: "Make Rex Banner Interrogate Flanders". The job requires Ned and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
All-American Apu This holiday is proving most profitable!
Rex Banner I've traced the fireworks to this Kwik-E-Mart. Time to see what we can see...
All-American Apu - Worried Great Ganesh! Super-cop Rex Banner is hot on my trail! I'd better hide the evidence.
Task: "Make Apu Hide the Fireworks Behind the Malt Liquor". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Rex Banner Stake Out the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Rex Banner's exclamation mark
Rex Banner Reach for the sky, Nahasapeemapetilon! I know you're the gunpowder-drunk mastermind of this fireworks racket!
Rex Banner Come clean -- you're the one they call the Rocket Rajah. The Bengal Blaster. Pyrotechnic 'Pu.
All-American Apu I see. Because of my ethnicity and name, you assume this person must be me. That, sir, is profiling!
Rex Banner I'm an old-timey cop. Profiling is ninety percent of my skill set.
Rex Banner And we call it by its proper name: good ol' red-blooded, American racism.
Task: "Make Apu Hide the Fireworks Behind the Malt Liquor". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Rex Banner Stake Out the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Rex Banner! I've discovered the identity of the fireworks smuggler. It's Ned Flanders! Quick, drag him down to the station and interrogate him for hours!
Rex Banner Let's go, boys!
Homer And... he's gone. Woo-hoo! Come on, everybody -- the coast is clear! Let's buy some boom!
Task: "Make Rex Banner Interrogate Flanders". The job requires Ned and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Send Springfield Residents to Buy Fireworks" (x15). The jobs take place at a Kwik-E-Mart and take 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Characters that can do the "Buy Fireworks" task are:

Homer, Abraham Lincoln, Agnes, Arnie Pye, Barney, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Booberella, Brandine, Brockman, Bumblebee Man, Carl, Chalmers, Wiggum, Cletus, Comic Book Guy, Mr. Burns, Ned, Disco Stu, Dr. Nick, Drederick Tatum, Duffman, Fat Tony, Grampa, Hank Scorpio, Herman, Jasper, Judge Snyder, Kang, Kearney, Kirk, Kodos, Kumiko, Legs, Lenny, Lou, Louie, Lugash, Luigi, Marge, Mindy, Miss Springfield, Moe, Moleman, Mr. Costington, Mrs. Krabappel, Otto, Patty, Professor Frink, Quimby, Rev. Lovejoy, Sea Captain, Selma, Skinner, Smithers, Snake, Suzanne the Witch, The Grumple, The Rich Texan, Tribal Chief, Willie, Wolfcastle, Krusty, Sideshow Mel, Dr. Hibbert, Eddie, Luann, Tom O'Flanagan, The Yes Guy, Sanjay, Manjula, Miss Hoover, Cocoa Beanie, Father Sean, Dewey Largo, Shary Bobbins, Crazy Cat Lady, Bernice Hibbert, Roger Myers Jr., Lampwick, Giuseppe, George Washington

Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Rex Banner's exclamation mark
Rex Banner - Angry‎ Hands where I can see them, Apu! I'm taking you in!
Lisa Wait! That man is innocent!
Lisa I've just found an old town law from 1803 which expressly permits "the sale and detonation of pyrotechnic devices for one month following June 4."
Rex Banner What's so special about the Fourth of June?
Lisa June 4th was King George III of England's birthday.
Lisa Springfield was the only town in the nation that voted 182 times to return to British rule.
Lisa We've always been America's cowards.
Rex Banner Well, if memory serves, there's one thing this town is still good for.
Task: "Make Rex Banner Eat a Banana Kaboom". The job takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Next Quest: Paranoid Android

Pt. 10[edit]

Previous Quest: Paranoid Android
After tapping on All-American Apu's exclamation mark
All-American Apu Now that this awful business with the authorities has blown over, it's time to restock!
Task: "Make All-American Apu Stock Up on Illegal Fireworks". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 11[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
All-American Apu I am happy to announce I am open for business once again!
Homer Woo-hoo!
Homer I haven't blown anything up in a couple of hours, this was starting to feel like a Canada Day celebration...
Task: "Make All-American Apu Turn a Profit". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Send Springfield Residents to Buy Fireworks" (x15). The jobs take place at a Kwik-E-Mart and take 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Characters that can do the "Buy Fireworks" task are:

Homer, Abraham Lincoln, Agnes, Arnie Pye, Barney, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Booberella, Brandine, Brockman, Bumblebee Man, Carl, Chalmers, Wiggum, Cletus, Comic Book Guy, Mr. Burns, Ned, Disco Stu, Dr. Nick, Drederick Tatum, Duffman, Fat Tony, Grampa, Hank Scorpio, Herman, Jasper, Judge Snyder, Kang, Kearney, Kirk, Kodos, Kumiko, Legs, Lenny, Lou, Louie, Lugash, Luigi, Marge, Mindy, Miss Springfield, Moe, Moleman, Mr. Costington, Mrs. Krabappel, Otto, Patty, Professor Frink, Quimby, Rev. Lovejoy, Sea Captain, Selma, Skinner, Smithers, Snake, Suzanne the Witch, The Grumple, The Rich Texan, Tribal Chief, Willie, Wolfcastle, Krusty, Sideshow Mel, Dr. Hibbert, Eddie, Luann, Tom O'Flanagan, The Yes Guy, Sanjay, Manjula, Miss Hoover, Cocoa Beanie, Father Sean, Dewey Largo, Shary Bobbins, Crazy Cat Lady, Bernice Hibbert, Roger Myers Jr., Lampwick, Giuseppe, George Washington

Pt. 12[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
All-American Apu This has been the most profitable Fourth of July ever!
All-American Apu Where else but America can an Indian man make money selling Chinese fireworks to patriots?
All-American Apu I love this horrible country!
Task: "Make All-American Apu Display Patriotism". The job takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 13[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
All-American Apu What the-? This isn't the shipment of fireworks I ordered!
Lisa Oh my! It's the original Liberty Bell - and still intact!
Professor Frink It would seem that the bell has been transported through time, I deduce-
Homer We don't always need an explanation! All I need to know is that there's a bell and that I'm going to ring it!
Homer ...
Homer Hey! It broke! ...Lousy British workmanship. Ah well, might as well put this somewhere.
Task: "Place the Liberty Bell".
Place: Liberty Bell
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10