List of vulgar words

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This is a list of vulgar words in The Simpsons.

Words

Word Number of times heard/seen First heard Bastard 33 "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?" Bitch 29 "Bart's Dog Gets an "F"" Bitches 3 "The Fool Monty" Bitchin' 7 "Treehouse of Horror" Bloody 3 "Bart's Dog Gets an "F"" Frickin' 2 "Homer and Apu" Piss 2 "Homer the Vigilante" Pissed 1 "Special Edna" Shite 1 "Fraudcast News" Skank 4 "Take My Wife, Sleaze" Wank 3 "I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can" Wanker 4 "Trash of the Titans" Wanking 1 "I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can" Whore 2 "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace" Whores 1 "A Streetcar Named Marge"

Speech

Season 2

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Treehouse of Horror" Bart Simpson Bitchin' "Bitchin'!" [as the Evil House implodes] "Bart vs. Thanksgiving" "Bitchin'!" [as Lisa's model burns] "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?" Bastard "So, any idea where this bastard lives?" "Bastard bastard, bastard bastard, bastard bastard, bastard bastard bastard!" Homer Simpson "Holy moly, the bastard's rich!" "Bart's Dog Gets an "F"" Emily Winthrop Bloody "Stuff and nonsense taught by charlatans and learned by bloody twits!" "PULL THE BLOODY CHAIN, BOY!" Bitch "You son of a bitch!"

Season 3

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Bart the Lover" Homer Simpson Various None heard fully, though there were four instances when Homer had to use the Swear Jar

Season 4

Episode name Character Word Sentence "A Streetcar Named Marge" Bart Simpson Bitch "He’s such a bitch!" Chorus Whores "New Orle-ans! Home of pirates, drunks and whores!" "Marge in Chains" Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Bitch "No offense, but we're putting that bitch on ice."

Season 5

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Rosebud" C. J. Ramone Bastard "Go to hell, you old bastard!" "Homer Goes to College" Homer Simpson "Those bastards." "Treehouse of Horror IV" "Bastard! He's always one step ahead! "The Last Temptation of Homer" Man "Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastard!" "Homer and Apu" James Woods Frickin' "Why you frickin', no good, mother [bleep] [bleep] cheese!" "Homer the Vigilante" Grandpa Simpson Piss "We're full of piss and vinegar!"

Season 6

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Sideshow Bob Roberts" "Sideshow Bob "Bastard" "There! Is that what you want, you smarmy little bastards?" "Treehouse of Horror V" "Lunchlady Dora "Bitch" "Don't bitch to me, boss man." "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds" "Bart Simpson "Bitch" "Aw. Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team, but he never wants to play anymore since his bitch moved in." "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)" "Homer Simpson Not fully heard "F-", with the remainder of Homer's sentence cut off by a loud burst of organ music. The word is implied to have been a doozy, as frightened birds flew out of trees, passersby stared in shock at the Simpson home, and Ned Flanders exclaimed, "Dear Lord! That's the loudest profanity I've ever heard!"

Season 7

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Radioactive Man" Bart Simpson Bitch "George Burns was right. Show business is a hideous bitch goddess. "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily" Abraham Simpson Bitch "Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch! "Bart the Fink" Man Bastard "Tell me where you are now, you bastard!"

Season 9

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Trash of the Titans" Adam Clayton Wanker "Wankers." Mr. Burns

Season 10

Episode name Character Word Sentence "I'm with Cupid" Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Bitch "Well, well, the bitch is back."

Season 11

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Take My Wife, Sleaze" Marge Simpson Skank "And when you get a job interview, try not to call your employer a punk or a skank." Ramrod Skank "Ohh, don't call him skank." "Missionary: Impossible" Homer Simpson Wanker "If they're not having a go at a bird, they're having a row with a wanker!" "The Mansion Family" Bastard "Don't shush me, you rich bastard!"

Season 13

Episode name Character Word Sentence "I Am Furious (Yellow)" Seamus Bastard "Oh, ow, ya bastard!" "The Sweetest Apu" Moe Szyslak "Die, ya bastard."

Season 14

Episode name Character Word Sentence "I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can" Bart Simpson Wank "Oh, come on, everyone knows the first day of school's a total wank." Principal Skinner Wank "If by wank you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time." Wanking

Season 15

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Treehouse of Horror XIV" Pizza boy Bastard Aw, you miserable bastard. "The Regina Monologues" Homer Simpson Bitch See you in Atlanta, bitch! "Today I Am a Clown" Groundskeeper Willie Bastard He's a wall-eyed, misfit bastard...just like Willie. "I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot" Ned Flanders Bitchin' "That is one bitchin' bike!" "Bart-Mangled Banner" Marge Simpson Bitch "I won't have to hear 'suck my such and such' or 'hell' this, and 'bitch' that!" "Fraudcast News" Groundskeeper Willie Shite "Check out the Willie world news. I review the new tractors. They're all shite."

Season 16

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Mommie Beerest" Moe Szyslak Bitch "Know-it-all bitch." [as he swears under his breath] "There's Something About Marrying" FOX woman Skank "If you are pitching a show where gold-digging skanks get what's coming to them, press 1." "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star" "St. Peter (in Father Sean's story)" Wanker "Sean, you wanker, repent of your wicked ways or sod off."

Season 17

Episode name Character Word Sentence "The Girl Who Slept Too Little" Alexander Graham Bell Bitch "Read the patent number, bitch!" Homer Simpson Not fully heard "That’s bull- [bleep], man!" Groundskeeper Willie Bastard "Why don't you fill it, you lazy bastard!" "My Fair Laddy" Coach Krupt Bitch "Bombardment! Life's a bitch, son." "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story" Mr. Burns Bitch "Dream on, bitch." "Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife" Charles Heathbar Bitch "He's a real man, not like me, a miserable toad under the thumb of the biggest bitch this side of the Westminster Kennel Club." "Regarding Margie" Marge Simpson Bitch "I don't want that judgmental bitch in my house!"

Season 18

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Kill Gil, Volumes I & II" Homer Simpson Bastard "Give back that holiday cheer, you bastard!"

Season 19

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Midnight Towboy" Bart Simpson Whore "Shut the hell up, you damn ass whore!" "Husbands and Knives" Alan Moore Bloody "Have you seen what those bloody corporations do?" "Love, Springfieldian Style" Homer Simpson Bitch "You're pretty feisty for an upper-class bitch."

Season 20

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Wedding for Disaster" Homer Simpson Bastard Why you little bastard!

Season 21

Episode name Character Word Sentence "American History X-cellent" Mr. Burns Bastard "I had a little left between my toes. It quickly multiplied, and now I'm a bigger bastard than ever." "To Surveil with Love" Megan Bitchin' "Let's get a bitchin' new perm on Daddy's credit card!" "Moe Letter Blues" Reverend Lovejoy Bitch "Way to bitch up the conversation, Helen." "Judge Me Tender" Ralph Wiggum Unknown Ralph lets off a stream of supposed swear words which are edited out with bleeps.

Season 22

Episode name Character Word Sentence "The Fool Monty" Chazz Busby Bitches "Dance, you sons of bitches!"

Season 23

Episode name Character Word Sentence "The Falcon and the D'ohman" Wayne Slater Bastard "Die, you fascist bastard!" "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts" Jimbo Jones Bitches "You're in my coalmine now, bitches." "Treehouse of Horror XXII" Bart Simpson (as a Rigellian) Bitchin' "Woah-ho-ho-ho! Check out this bitchin' bod'!" Rigellian taxi driver Bastard "Suit yourself, you one-eyed bastard." "Replaceable You" Howard, Jr. Frickin' "If we don't have a frickin' funeral soon, people, you can say goodbye to Howard's Flowers!" "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" Krusty the Clown Bitch "If a woman does it, she's a bitch." "The Daughter Also Rises" Man driving car Bastard "Lucky bastard!" "How I Wet Your Mother" Homer Simpson Bitch "Karma's a bitch, karma!" "Beware My Cheating Bart" Lenny Wank "So you don't know that season 5 was a complete wank?" "Lisa Goes Gaga" Lady Gaga Bitchin' [singing] "Monsters don't need implants or a bitchin' monster car!" Bastard "Little bastards!"

Season 24

Episode name Character Word Sentence Dark Knight Court Homer Simpson Frickin' "It's so frickin' boring."

Season 26

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Clown in the Dumps" Krusty the Clown Skank "I say this with love, you disrespectful skank." "Walking Big & Tall" Homer Simpson Bastard "Fat bastard."

Season 27

Episode name Character Word Sentence Puffless Homer Simpson Bitchin' "Because, face it, Marge, your family doesn't like me. Never did, not even when I had hair and a future and a bitchin' Pontiac GTO." Much Apu About Something Jay Nahasapeemapetilon Bitch "I just bitch-slapped your Kwik-E-Mart into the 21st century."

Season 28

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Looking for Mr. Goodbart" Bart Simpson Piss "Wait, that's okay to say? Taking the piss! Taking the piss! Taking the piss! Taking the piss! Taking the piss!"

Season 29

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Haw-Haw Land" Kearney Zzyzwicz Bastard "Bastard!" "Homer Is Where the Art Isn't" Megan Matheson Bitch "You smug son of a bitch!" "3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage" Homer Simpson Bitch "And baby Bart was the worst son of a bitch you could imagine."

Season 31

Episode name Character Word Sentence "Thanksgiving of Horror" Kitchen A.I. Bitch "That bitch." "Highway to Well" Gym Instructor Bitches "Come on! I wanna see you bitches suffer!" FBI Agent Bastard "Come on, you fat bastard..." "Warrin' Priests: Part Two" Julio Bitch "Way to preach, bitch." "Oh, relax, bitch."

Season 32

Episode name Character Word Sentence "The Road to Cincinnati" Principal Skinner Bitch "Fire me?! You bald-pated son of a bitch." "Sorry Not Sorry" Groundskeeper Willie Wankers "How I hate those wankers."

Games

The Simpsons Game

Level name Character Word Sentence Bargain Bin Will Wright Bitch "I'm Will Wright, bitch!"

Others

Word Name Episode name Image Bastard Li'l Bastard Clock-Tampering Kit "The Boy Who Knew Too Much" Springfield Civic Center marquee "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons" Lil' Bastard Mischief Kit "The Joy of Sect" Lil' Bastard Brainwashing Kit Bitch Nouveau Bitch "The D'oh-cial Network" Pissed First Church of Springfield marquee "Special Edna"