Mob Rules/Quotes
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- Marge: Yes! The legislative branch comes through again!
- Lisa: Um, Mom, keep reading.
- Marge: Quimby's cozying up to that sleazy video game producer. That really burns my beehive.
- Martin Prince: I must hasten home to play my new carjacking game! [stops a car] Gimme your ride, jerk!
- Ned Flanders: That video game's gonna turn every kid in town into Stabby Sams and Drive-by Bettys.
- Lisa: This manual tells us how to use super powers.
- Marge: You mean I can talk to whales like Aquaman? Or do whatever Hawkman does?
- Chief Wiggum: Uh, you can't come back here because, uh, there's going to be a surprise party for you, but it isn't ready yet. Yeah, yeah that's it.
- Marge: We've got to show Quimby that our children won't be exposed to senseless violence. Lisa, burn that statue!
- Lisa: Mom, isn't it a little bit hypocritical that you're opposed to the violence in the Itchy and Scratchy game, but then you used violence to get your way?
- Marge: I'm sorry, Lisa - what. I, I just can't hear you over the roar of this appreciative crowd.
- Homer: Oh, man. All my life I wanted to be a human garbage disposal, and now I was!
- Kang: Well, we're here. And it only took 300 deca-Sols.
- Kodos: You're the one who made us stop to visit your Mother-in-Space.
- Kang: Why do we always argue on space-cations?
- Kodos: You're right. Let's kill and space up!
- Lisa: Our powers aren't strong enough! We need to stop these spaceships, and there's only one person in Springfield who's smart enough to figure out how.
- Ralph Wiggum: I drank blue juice from under the sink!
- Bart: [sighs] Let's just find Professor Frink.
