Difference between revisions of "Mob Rules/Quotes"

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Marge: Yes! The legislative branch comes through again!

Lisa: Um, Mom, keep reading.

Marge: Quimby's cozying up to that sleazy video game producer. That really burns my beehive.

Martin Prince: I must hasten home to play my new carjacking game! [stops a car] Gimme your ride, jerk!

Ned Flanders: That video game's gonna turn every kid in town into Stabby Sams and Drive-by Bettys.

Lisa: This manual tells us how to use super powers.

Marge: You mean I can talk to whales like Aquaman? Or do whatever Hawkman does?

Chief Wiggum: Uh, you can't come back here because, uh, there's going to be a surprise party for you, but it isn't ready yet. Yeah, yeah that's it.

Marge: We've got to show Quimby that our children won't be exposed to senseless violence. Lisa, burn that statue!

Lisa: Mom, isn't it a little bit hypocritical that you're opposed to the violence in the Itchy and Scratchy game, but then you used violence to get your way?

Marge: I'm sorry, Lisa - what. I, I just can't hear you over the roar of this appreciative crowd.

Homer: Oh, man. All my life I wanted to be a human garbage disposal, and now I was!

Kang: Well, we're here. And it only took 300 deca-Sols.

Kodos: You're the one who made us stop to visit your Mother-in-Space.

Kang: Why do we always argue on space-cations?

Kodos: You're right. Let's kill and space up!

Lisa: Our powers aren't strong enough! We need to stop these spaceships, and there's only one person in Springfield who's smart enough to figure out how.

Ralph Wiggum: I drank blue juice from under the sink!

Bart: [sighs] Let's just find Professor Frink.