Difference between revisions of "Lisa the Tree Hugger (The Simpsons Game)/Quotes"

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Lisa: Bart, Dad said you have super powers. That's amazing! How'd you get them?

Bart: Manual.

Lisa: That manual has staggering metaphysical implications. We have to take it to the proper authorities.

Bart: We could do that, but wouldn't you like to know what your powers are first?

Lisa: I have powers? Wow! With these abilities, I can be a force for social justice!

Bart: Oh god. Can we skip this level?

Mr. Burns: So we'll cut down all the forests in Springfield, and turn each tree into a single luxury toothpick!

Waylon Smithers: Great idea, Mr. Burns. One tine question: won't that lead to, um, environmental disaster?

Mr. Burns: If you want to make an omelette, you have to wreck a few planets.

Smithers: Well said, sir. Well said.

Lenny Leonard: Hey that sounds like a tree swallow!

Carl Carlson: No, it sounds like a yellow-crowned heron. Oh my god, that sounds like a chainsaw!

Lenny: No, it sounds like a buzzsaw!

[the tree they're in falls onto a conveyor belt]

Lenny: Hey Carl, why do we fight so much?

Carl: Sometimes I think it's 'cause it's all we have left.

Carl: The palm reader warned me to stay away from conveyor belts!

Carl: Tell Lenny... I loved... his recipe for lemon bars. Ehhh.

Mr. Burns: All I wanted was to destroy our delicate eco-system, and this is the thanks I get.

Smithers: I'm sorry, sir. You want me to have some goons rough up Al Gore?

Mr. Burns: I'd like that.