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* {{ap|Homer|Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment}} – A thief who lived in 1200 B.C. and ancestor of Homer Simpson. | * {{ap|Homer|Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment}} – A thief who lived in 1200 B.C. and ancestor of Homer Simpson. | ||
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| + | Homer and Marge have loads of sex, fights , arguments and if they get angry with eachother they have 'angry sex' this is not appropriate for children under 12 years old it is pegi 12. | ||
| + | Bart who is the eldest child is 10 and all ways gets detention they call him 'el barto'. | ||
| + | Lisa who is 8 is a musician and good at studying is younger than Bart they call her 'litle know it all'. | ||
| + | Maggie who is the youngest in the Simpson family has not got a name is 1/2 no one knows (except from Google) | ||
| + | Marge is all ways cleaning,cooking and washing (like a slave) and also is a very protective mum. | ||
| + | Homer who is obese eats and eats and doesn't cook,clean,wash... He doesn't take care of his family except his mum, who abandoned him. | ||
| + | Abe who is Homers father has been in war and everyone finds it boring, Homer and Abe have a ... Unique relationship (in a bad way). | ||
| + | Homer and Marge have touched eachother everywhere, Homer has touched her boobs and Virginia and Marge has touched his penis and seen it, both of them. They had sex in public millions of times and in parties. KIDS CAN NOT WATCH THIS WITHOUT PERMISSION. | ||
== Non-canon relatives == | == Non-canon relatives == | ||
Revision as of 12:17, March 12, 2021
- "[...] Springfield's unending nightmare, the Simpsons."
- ―Mayor Quimby, describing how the Simpsons affected Springfield.[src]
The Simpson family is one of the main families in Springfield, as well as the protagonist family of The Simpsons. The first known Simpson was Sven. Many families married in to the Simpson family and the Simpsons, in turn, married into many. Through marriages such as this, it is possible to trace a link between one of the state's richest and well-known family, the Burns family.
History
The first known Simpson was Sven. He married Claretta Elthridge and had two children. One of them, Rupert, married Winifred Running Goat, a Native American. They had five children, which included Trixie and Garwood. Trixie married Gaylord Stemple, and they had three children. Garwood married Clowta Stillman, and they had four children. Howland married Gabby Crouse, and they had five children: Lou, Dulcine, Hugo, Gaston, and Old Tut Simpson. Lou married Zorina Ovadia, and they had three children: Eckhardt, Bob and Twyla. Twyla married Woody Schedeen and had two daughters Fernice and Ingrid. Eckhardt married Griselda Johnson and had four children: Verna, Vern, Eckhardt, and Lotus.
Old Tut Simpson married "Happy" Dinsdale, and they had four children, including Orville. Orville married Yuma Hickman. They had Abraham Simpson and his brothers. They moved back to the US, and Abraham met Mona. They had Homer, who married Marge Bouvier and had Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. Abe also had an affair with an unknown cRNY woman, which resulted in Herb, adopted by the Powell family, and a short affair with Edwina during WWII, which resulted in Abbey.
Relatives with an unknown/unclear position in the family tree
- 'Sueing' relative
- Boris Simpson – Homer's great-uncle
- Dr. Simpson
- Francine Simpson - Homer's cousin
- Hortense Simpson – Bart or Homer's aunt or great-aunt.
- Hurt leg relative
- Jug band manager
- Millionaire actor
- Virgil Simpson – (Possibly Homer's great-great-great grandfather)
- Mabel Simpson - Homer's great-great-great grandmother. Possibly the same person as Clowta Stillman.
- Hiram Simpson - Mabel's ex-husband and Eliza Simpson's father. Possibly the same person as Garwood Simpson. May or may not be related to the Simpsons, depending on Abe's story about Virgil's accuracy.
- Abraham Simpson I – Homer's great-great grandfather and allegedly Virgil and Mabel's son. Possibly the same person as Howland Simpson.
- Eliza Simpson – Hiram Simpson's daughter, Milford Van Houten's wife and Milhouse Van Houten's great-great-great-great-great-grandmother.
- Bart-Beard the Pirate – Distant ancestor of the Simpsons. May or may not be related to the Simpsons, depending on the accuracy of Abe's story about Virgil.
- Prison snitch relative
- Abigail Simpson
- Fester Simpson – Uncle of either Homer or his children.
- Jessica Simpson – Cousin of either Homer or his children.
- Valerie Togasaki – Cousin of either Homer or his children.
- Cathy – Cousin of either Homer or his children.
- Beggar relative
- Homer – A thief who lived in 1200 B.C. and ancestor of Homer Simpson.
Sex: Homer and Marge have loads of sex, fights , arguments and if they get angry with eachother they have 'angry sex' this is not appropriate for children under 12 years old it is pegi 12. Bart who is the eldest child is 10 and all ways gets detention they call him 'el barto'. Lisa who is 8 is a musician and good at studying is younger than Bart they call her 'litle know it all'. Maggie who is the youngest in the Simpson family has not got a name is 1/2 no one knows (except from Google) Marge is all ways cleaning,cooking and washing (like a slave) and also is a very protective mum. Homer who is obese eats and eats and doesn't cook,clean,wash... He doesn't take care of his family except his mum, who abandoned him. Abe who is Homers father has been in war and everyone finds it boring, Homer and Abe have a ... Unique relationship (in a bad way). Homer and Marge have touched eachother everywhere, Homer has touched her boobs and Virginia and Marge has touched his penis and seen it, both of them. They had sex in public millions of times and in parties. KIDS CAN NOT WATCH THIS WITHOUT PERMISSION.
Non-canon relatives
- Hugo Simpson – Bart's twin brother
- Maggie Simpson, Jr. – Maggie's future daughter
- Maggie's daughter - Maggie's future daughter
- Cyrus Simpson – Grampa's older brother
- Jim Simpson – A boxer
- Zia Simpson – Lisa's future daughter
- Lisa and Nelson's children - Lisa's imaginary children
- Milhouse Van Houten – Lisa's future husband
- Ralph Wiggum - Lisa's future husband
- Kang – Maggie's "real" father
- Skippy Simpson – Bart Simpson's future son
- Jiff Simpson – Bart Simpson's future son
- Bart Simpson, Jr. - Bart Simpson's imaginary son
- Dream Simpson sister - Bart's imaginary future sister
- Homer Simpson– According to Abe, he is Homer Simpson's great-great-great-grandfather.
