Lisa the Tree Hugger (The Simpsons Game)/Quotes
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- Lisa: Bart, Dad said you have super powers. That's amazing! How'd you get them?
- Bart: Manual.
- Lisa: That manual has staggering metaphysical implications. We have to take it to the proper authorities.
- Bart: We could do that, but wouldn't you like to know what your powers are first?
- Lisa: I have powers? Wow! With these abilities, I can be a force for social justice!
- Bart: Oh god. Can we skip this level?
- Mr. Burns: So we'll cut down all the forests in Springfield, and turn each tree into a single luxury toothpick!
- Waylon Smithers: Great idea, Mr. Burns. One tine question: won't that lead to, um, environmental disaster?
- Mr. Burns: If you want to make an omelette, you have to wreck a few planets.
- Smithers: Well said, sir. Well said.
- Lenny Leonard: Hey that sounds like a tree swallow!
- Carl Carlson: No, it sounds like a yellow-crowned heron. Oh my god, that sounds like a chainsaw!
- Lenny: No, it sounds like a buzzsaw!
- [the tree they're in falls onto a conveyor belt]
- Lenny: Hey Carl, why do we fight so much?
- Carl: Sometimes I think it's 'cause it's all we have left.
- Carl: The palm reader warned me to stay away from conveyor belts!
- Carl: Tell Lenny... I loved... his recipe for lemon bars. Ehhh.
- Mr. Burns: All I wanted was to destroy our delicate eco-system, and this is the thanks I get.
- Smithers: I'm sorry, sir. You want me to have some goons rough up Al Gore?
- Mr. Burns: I'd like that.
