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Season 1

Image	Episode	Title
	"Homer's Odyssey"	Simpson Says Safe!
	Dozens Cheer Homer Simpson
	Homer Simpson Strikes Again!
	Watch Out, Here Comes Homer
	Enough Already Homer Simpson!

Season 2

Image	Episode	Title
	"Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish"	Mutation Caught at Ol' Fishin' Hole; Is Power Plant Responsible? Boy Was Using Five Pound Test And Ordinary Worms; Sister Was Just There For The Tranquility
	Fishin' Hole or Fisson Hole?;Burns Denies Responsibility in Fish Flap;Count The Eyes,Mr Burns!
	Governor Calls for Power Plant Investigation
	Burns Enters Gubernatorial Race; 3 Eyed Fish in Every Pot?
	Burns Skyrockets to Seven Percent in Latest Polls
	Burns Band Wagon Rolls On; Latest Poll Puts Him at 22 Percent
	Burns Nukes Bailey in Latest Poll; Forty-Two Percent And Climbing
	"Itchy & Scratchy & Marge"	Art Treasure to Visit Springfield; Michelangelo's David in 1958
	"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"	Burns Fires Ungrateful Employee
	Another Smart Move by Burns
	Hooray for Burns!

Season 3

Image	Episode	Title
	"Stark Raving Dad"	Michael Jackson Hoax; Everyone Mad at Local Boy
	"Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"	Never Too Busy...
	"When Flanders Failed"	President Declares World Peace
	President Homer Declares World Peace
	President Simpson Wins Super Bowl
	"Bart the Murderer"	Principal Still Missing: Police Search for Body
200px	Principal Murder Trail Begins Today
	Psychic Joins Skinner Hunt
	Sentencing Today For Dinky Don
	"Treehouse of Horror II"	World Peace Declared
	Monster Okay Slavery Plan
	"Flaming Moe's"	Wizard of Walnut Street
200px	"Radio Bart"	Squirrel Resembling Abraham Lincoln Found
	"Dog of Death"	Lottery Drawing Today; President, Rock Star to Swap Wives

Season 4

Image	Episode	Title
	"Lisa the Beauty Queen"	Lisa Kicks Butt
200px	Queen to Mayor: You're Next; Nerds Pummeled in Football Melee
	"Treehouse of Horror III"	Woman Weds Ape; "Woody Allen" Born
	"Lisa's First Word"	Mondale to Hart: Where's the Beef
	"Marge vs. the Monorail"	Burns Pays City 3 Mil!
	"Krusty Gets Kancelled"	Who is Gabbo?
	Five Days 'til Gabbo
	Gabbo Here Today
200px	Quimby Re-elected by Landslide; Two More Bodies Surface in Springfield Harbor
	Gabbo Still #1 in Springfield; Brockman Fired
	Krusty Special Airs Today; Gabbo to Have Real Boy Operation

Season 5

Image	Episode	Title
	"Homer's Barbershop Quartet"	Snow Storm Hits the Midwest
	"Rosebud"	Burns' Birthday Today; Credits Long Life to Satan
	"Homer the Vigilante"	Cat Burglar Strikes 15 Homes; Man Marries Woman in Wedding Ceremony
	Burglar Strikes Again; Is Nothing Safe?
	Zirconia Ztolen!!!; Simpson Asleep at Switch
	"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"	Local Gays Show Their Pride
200px	"Homer Loves Flanders"	Big Fat Man Has Big Fat Heart; Little Thin Man Accused in Robbery
	"Bart Gets an Elephant"	KBBL Cheats Straight A Student !!!
	"The Boy Who Knew Too Much"	Quimby Nephew Charged in Beating; Chowder said Wrong

Season 6

Image	Episode	Title
200px	"Sideshow Bob Roberts"	Bob Pardon #1 Local Issue; Edges Out No Fat Chicks Ordinance
	Call For Probe in Bob Flap; Editorial: Why Not Let Dead Pets Vote?
	Toddlers Topple Mayor; Expressway Halt Rankes Elderly
	"Bart's Comet"	Prez Sez: School is For Losers
	Boy Discovers Comet
	Rocket to Kick Comet's Tail; Mayor Visits City
	"A Star Is Burns"	Incontinent Old Man Wins Miss Teen America
	"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)"	Awful School is Awful Rich
	Burns Plans Sunshine Halt; Special Edition: Your Guide to Perpetual Darkness

Season 7

Image	Episode	Title
	"Radioactive Man"	Who Will Be Fallout Boy? Who Will Be Fallout Boy?
	Milhouse Disappears; Movie On Hold
	Spinning Newspaper Injures Printer
	"Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily"	America Loves Ted Kennedy
	40 Trampled at Poco Concert
	"Mother Simpson"	Local Man Loses Pants, Life; Beaver Rescue Falls Short
	"Lisa the Iconoclast"	Parade to Distract Joyless Citizenry
	"The Day the Violence Died"	Bum Sues Cartoon King; Got Legal Fee From Some Family
	"A Fish Called Selma"	Page Ten: Troy a Little Tenderness; Look Who's Drunk
	Troy Weds
	"22 Short Films About Springfield"	Helms Calls for Donut Tax; Deadbeat Dad Beat Dead
	"Much Apu About Nothing"	Quimby's Proposition 24 on Ballot, Quimby Propositions 24 at Ballet
	Police Prepare for Deportations; Bear Patrol Steps up Bombing Campaign

Season 8

Image	Episode	Title
	"You Only Move Twice"	Supervillain Seizes the East Coast
	"The Homer They Fall"	Champ to Whale on Local Man
	"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer"	Kickin' Back; Fifty Ways to Waste Your Weekend
	"The Springfield Files"	Human Blimp sees Flying Saucer
200px	"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"	Funny Dog to Make Life Worth While
	"Brother from Another Series"	Maniac to Live at Brother's Apartment
	"Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment"	Alcohol Prohibited in Springfield; Bums Threaten To Leave Town
	City Goes Dry Today Bums Extend Deadline
	Banner Bars Booze; Booze Barred by Banner
	Beer Baron Beats Banner; Family Sedan Outruns Cops
	"The Old Man and the Lisa"	Burns to Open Recycling Plant; Makes Other Bums Look Bad

Season 9

Image	Episode	Title
	"Treehouse of Horror VIII"	Neutron Bomb Headed for Springfield - Hippo Promoted to Detective
	"Realty Bites"	Gruesome murders at Socialite's House; Mrs. Astor Safe
	"The Joy of Sect"	Springfield Shopper Purchased by Evil Cult; Check Out Our New Adult Lifestyle Section
	"The Last Temptation of Krust"	Dog kills cat, Self
	"Trash of the Titans"	New Face in Trash Race - Local Nut at it Again
	Simpson wins in landslide; Says "Crazy Promises" the Key
	"Natural Born Kissers"	Local couple Bares all; Police Dog clings to life

Season 10

Image	Episode	Title
	"Homer to the Max"	It's War
	"I'm with Cupid"	Tax Hike Approved
	"The Old Man and the "C" Student"	Town Prepares for Olympics; Pickpockets Call Up Reserves

Season 11

Image	Episode	Title
	"Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?"	Unusually Large, Ugly Baby Born
	"Eight Misbehavin'"	Nahasapeemapetilan-tastic!
	"Behind the Laughter"	Feds to Simps: Pay up!
	That's All, Folks!

Season 12

Image	Episode	Title
	"Lisa the Tree Hugger"	Lisa Alive! Hemp City reduced to Stems and Seeds
	"The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"	Web Snoops Exposes Pool Hustle
	"Simpson Safari"	Food Supply Cut Short Off - Even Pies
	"Trilogy of Error"	First Day of Spring - Ants, Picnickers Reach Last-Minute Accord

Season 13

Image	Episode	Title
	"The Parent Rap"	Pair Sinks Judge's House Quilt Ruined
	"Brawl in the Family"	Simpsons Arrested in Family Riot - Even Maggie
	"Half-Decent Proposal"	Sleep Important, Say Experts - Slow News Day Grips Springfield
	"Weekend at Burnsie's"	Medical Marijuana Outlawed
	"The Frying Game"	HO. J. SIMPSON Trial Starts Today
	"Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge"	Heat Wave Continues

Season 14

Image	Episode	Title
	"Large Marge"	Crazed Mom Goes Topless Photos Pages 3–28 TV Clown Saves Day
	"Special Edna"	Teacher Nominated for Award: Will She Leave Old Life Behind? ... Closed Pistachio Stymies Fatso
	"A Star Is Born Again"	Lonely Men Die Early
	"Three Gays of the Condo"	Bumblebee Man Caught in Sting
	"Old Yeller-Belly"	LIFEWAYS Weekend Edition: Ale of the Pup
	"The Bart of War"	Cavalry Kids Lead Charge in Cleanup; President Shoots Wife
	"Moe Baby Blues"	Baby Saved by Local Hero, Not Father; Man's Dress Slacks At Low Prices! Costington's

Season 15

Image	Episode	Title
	"My Mother the Carjacker"	Mayor Unveils Erection to Cheering Crowd
	Cranford Man Missing
	Drought Threatens to Turn West into Desert
	Peace Talks Break Down
	Iowa Home to World's Biggest Pizza
	"Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays"	"Families Come First" On Ballot - Second Headline Less Important, Studies Show
	"Families Come First" Wrong for Springfield
	Costs Too Much, Does Too Little
	"The Ziff Who Came to Dinner"	Simpsons Found Guilty, Sentenced to 10 Years; Local Bully to Homer "Haw Haw"
	"Simple Simpson"	Obese Nerd Eats Humble Pie; "Pie Man" Back for Seconds
	"Bart-Mangled Banner"	U-ASS-A
	"Fraudcast News"	Beloved Hero Cheats Death
	Lisa's a Total Whacko, Implies Father
	Lisa Loves Milhouse

Season 16

Image	Episode	Title
	"All's Fair in Oven War"	Father of Eight Missing
	"Mommie Beerest"	Triple Murder at Moe's
	"Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass"	Massachusetts Okays Gay Marriage
	Stem Cells Cure Alzheimers
	"Pranksta Rap"	Wiggum Sleeps Through Riot
	Top Cop Surrenders to Backfiring Car
	Firemen Rescue Police Chief From Tree
	Commission: Wiggum Sucks
	Hail Drought Continues Tin Roofs Undented
	Wiggum Rescues Boy No, Really
	"The Seven-Beer Snitch"	God Steals Sun - Mayor Offers Sacrifices
	"A Star Is Torn"	L'il Starmaker Fever Sweeps Springfield!
	10-Year-Old Boy Disqualified - Is Actually Paul Simon
	L'il Starmaker Down To Three Finalists
	"The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star"	Local Father, Son May Switch Religions

Season 17

Image	Episode	Title
	"Simpsons Christmas Stories"	Couch Gag Thrills Nation
	"Million-Dollar Abie"	Old Man Beats Meat

Season 18

Image	Episode	Title
	"The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer"	Local Man Thinks Wrestling Is Real
	"Treehouse of Horror XVII"	Bullies Hospitalized: Nerds, Dorks Cautiously Rejoice
	Broadcast Fools Nation, Springfield
	"Kill Gil, Volumes I & II"	Today We Remember Martin Luther King - Tomorrow We Don't
	"Marge Gamer"	Couch Gag Thrills Nation
	"24 Minutes"	Mayor's Breath Still Problem - Corn Less Popular - Bake Sale Today

Season 19

Image	Episode	Title
	"Funeral for a Fiend"	Boy Shames Region
	"Dial "N" for Nerder"	Bart Killed Martin - Lisa Helped

Season 20

Image	Episode	Title
	"Treehouse of Horror XIX"	Christmas Occurs
	"The Burns and the Bees"	Honey Famine Continues

Season 21

Image	Episode	Title
	"Rednecks and Broomsticks"	Wiccan Curse Blinds Half The Town; Newspaper Sales Plunge 50 Percent
	"Thursdays with Abie"	Out of the Mouth of Abe
	Curly to Shemp: You're Out
	Bike Wheels Now Same Size
	"The Squirt and the Whale"	Couch Flees Family, Hides in Newspaper
	Couch Wins Big Game
	Couch Visits NYSE
	Family Reunited With Couch, Sits
	Storm Batters Town; Meterologists Suspect Child's Prayer

Season 22

Image	Episode	Title
	"The Fight Before Christmas"	Allied Armies Advance

Season 23

Image	Episode	Title
	"The Falcon and the D'ohman"	Mayor Vows to "Lie Less"
	"Treehouse of Horror XXII"	Latest Victims
	"The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"	2½ Stars - For Fans Only

Season 24

Image	Episode	Title
	"Hardly Kirk-ing"	DVD Useless, Generation Ruined
	"Gorgeous Grampa"	Glamorous Godfrey Can't Be Beat!!
	Glamorous Godfrey Wins Again!!!
	Good-Godfrey!
	"Dark Knight Court"	Justice with a Side of Fruit
	Superhero cracks Gambling Ring, Hip
	Fruit Bat Man Saves Kitten, releases Hounds
	"Dangers on a Train"	Brain Killed in Fishing Accident

Season 25

Image	Episode	Title
	"Specs and the City"	Presidential Order Overturns Double-Play
	Congress Deadlocked On Double-Play Decision
	"The Yellow Badge of Cowardge"	July 4th Fireworks Cancelled - Bastille Day in Jeopardy

Season 26

Image	Episode	Title
	"Walking Big & Tall"	Library Demolished
	Sinkhole Swallows Minor League All-Star Game
	Blimp Disaster! Historic Theater Red-Tagged
	"My Fare Lady"	War In Mideast Peace In Midwest
	"The Kids Are All Fight"	Cop Surrenders To Scarecrow

Season 29

Image	Episode	Title
	"3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage"	Prufreeeders on Stryke
	Tire Fire Golden Jubilee
	University Bulldozed for Nuke Plant
	Slow-E-Shop Becomes Kwik-E-Mart
	Terrible Enfant Shocks Art World
	"Fears of a Clown"	Krusty on Suicide Watch No One Watching
	"Lisa Gets the Blues"	Mathlete Disqualified By No. 3 Pencil

Season 30

Image	Episode	Title
	"My Way or the Highway to Heaven"	Simpson Boy Vows to Shatter 500-Bounce Barrier Dad Calls Son Awkward, Shy, Chubby, But Game

Season 31

Image	Episode	Title
	"Go Big or Go Homer"	Nuclear Plant Worker at Center of Tenth Near-Meltdown
	"The Fat Blue Line"	Fuhgeddabout Him: Fat Tony Gets 20 Years
	"Frinkcoin"	First Test Tube Baby Born!

Season 32

Image	Episode	Title
	"Treehouse of Horror XXXI"	Faye Dunaway Gives Oscar to Wrong Movie and Is Never Seen Again
	Jen and Brad Seen at Same Taco Stand

The Simpsons Movie

Image	Film	Title
	The Simpsons Movie	Springfield Cleans Up Act - Pushy Kid Nags Town

Specials

Image	Episode	Title
	"The Simpsons Guy"	Pawtucket Brewery To Shut Down Thousands To Lose Jobs
	Families Need Jobs To Eat And Live
	Newspaper Headlines Can Stir Feelings Of Pity
	A Tale of Two Trumps	Trump Tweets Actual Fact by Mistake

Commercials

Image	Episode	Title
	Crime of the Century	Nancy Fredholm Hudson, New Hampshire Wins $50,000 Reward!

Comics

Comic issue	Story	Title
Simpsons Comics #1	The Amazing Colossal Homer	Giant Ape Terrorizes Springfield
Simpsons Comics #19	N/A (front cover)	Citizens Witness Miracle
Simpsons Comics #39	Sense and Censorability	Super-Nudie Nightmare Nixed
Simpsons Comics #57	How the Vest Was Won!	Critical Shortage of Wax Lips Reported
Heroic Local Boy Bert Stimpson Saves Playmate Wilson Mumps
Simpsons Comics #58	Mayor Me a Little	Simpson Campaign in Full Swing
Upstart Candidate Simpson Up in Polls
Teachers, Athletes and Breweries Endorse Challenger
Reverend Claims Simpson Has Made Deal With Devil
Down to the Wire!
Simpsons Comics #61	The Paper Chase	All Krusty Choco-Krispy Krunch Bars Recalled
Giant Moth Attacks City
Simpsons Comics #64	Judge Marge	Judge Skinner's Methods Praised By All
"Judge" Marge to Host Own Show
Simpsons Comics #65	Viva Bart	Bosqueverde Plagued by Prankster
Simpsons Comics #83	The Homer Effect	EPA Nixes Nuke Plant! Burns Busted for Billions!
Simpsons Comics #84	The Principal of the Thing	School Grades and Attendance Up Thanks to Principal Simpson
Simpsons Comics #92	The Burger Kings of Comedy!	Terror Alert at Vermillion!
Simpsons Comics #205	A Brand New Smithers	Local Buffoon To Head Nuke Plant
Simpsons Comics #216	Dolls Well That Ends Well	Classic spit-take revealed as secret to longevity
Simpsons Super Spectacular #12	Dial "M" for Milhouse	Campfire Kid Ruins Scout Jamboree
Batboy Robs Ballgame
Rubber Lad Bounces Mayor

Video games

Image	Game	Title
	The Simpsons Skateboarding	Burns' mansion; Our sneaky peek inside
	The Simpsons: Hit & Run	Squirrel Resembling Abraham Lincoln Found
	Local Man Ruins Hot Dog Eating Contest
	Low Level Employee Harasses Millionaire, Hounds Released
	Bart Simpson Disappears in Bright Light
	Mysterious Shape Found in Field
	Exciting New Cola Gains Popularity
	Krusty at Squidport Today for Cola-Bration
	Aliens Invade Springfield!