| The Aristocrat
| Location Information
The Aristocrat is a run-down bar in a run-down neighborhood of Springfield.
When Moe stole the recipe for the Flaming Homer drink from Homer, Homer was furious with Moe and decided to do his drinking someplace other than Moe's Tavern. While he was looking for a new watering hole, he found The Aristocrat.
Despite its elegant name, The Aristocrat is even dirtier than Moe's Tavern, and with even fewer customers. Also, the bartender has an even surlier attitude than Moe does, as Homer quickly discovered. When Homer walked into the bar, the bartender pulled a large shotgun from under the counter and pointed it at Homer. Terrified, Homer asked for a beer, and the bartender served him one in a filthy glass. When Homer protested that the glass was dirty and asked for a clean one, the bartender begrudgingly took the dirty glass, gave it a cursory wipe with a bar towel, handed it back to Homer and sarcastically growled, "Here ya go, Your Majesty!"