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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Lisa, what are you doing! It's not safe out there! | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Lisa, what are you doing! It's not safe out there! | ||
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I'm gonna use my Buddha hand powers to build a tower to [[Heaven]] out of [[Springfield]] buildings. Then we can get to the only authority who outranks {{Ch|Matt Groening}}. God. | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I'm gonna use my Buddha hand powers to build a tower to [[Heaven]] out of [[Springfield]] buildings. Then we can get to the only authority who outranks {{Ch|Matt Groening}}. God. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Come on, everyone. I've built a stairway to heaven. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[William Shakespeare]]}} I pray thee cease thy counsel, which falls into mine ears as profitless as water in a sieve. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Enough of the John Grisham fancy-talk, mustachio! | ||
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} All right, loser. You stop the destruction of our town and give us some answers. Or these save games go in the drink. | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} All right, loser. You stop the destruction of our town and give us some answers. Or these save games go in the drink. | ||
{{qf|[[God]]}} No! My save games! I'm on the final boss fight of ''{{W|The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion|Oblivion}}''! I can't start again from the beginning! | {{qf|[[God]]}} No! My save games! I'm on the final boss fight of ''{{W|The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion|Oblivion}}''! I can't start again from the beginning! | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} And let us keep our awesome powers! | |
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} God there is one thing...Do you ever wonder if you're a character in a video game? | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I knew we hadn't seen the last of these guys -- (SHEEPISH) I looked ahead in the manual. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Heaven is zen -- I love it! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Damn you, Alexei Pajitnov!, | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Oh, kind and noble dolphins, don't make me kick your ass again! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Santa never gave me a pony! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Big deal, you invented electricity, like any one needs that! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hey -- creator of all things -- you're weak! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} You call yourself a gamer? | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Face it -- you have no moves! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I honor you, oh lord, but you are not good at videogames. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[William Shakespeare]]}} Eat Horatio's skull! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[William Shakespeare]]}} I wish I could have written more limericks! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[God]]}} Beard power -- activate! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Heavenly Spa]]}} God smiles upon those who tip the staff. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Heavenly Spa]]}} The spa is not liable for any injuries suffered on property. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Heavenly Spa]]}} Movie titles do not appear on the bill. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Hehe, I'm gonna steal all the shuffleboard sticks. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Wow, Benjamin Franklin! You're my intellectual hero! Please please let us pass so we can talk to God. | ||
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Revision as of 19:52, October 7, 2024
- Homer: Oh, well, I'm glad that's over. What's for dinner, Marge?
- Mario: I hope it's a-spaghetti! Here we go!
- Marge: Lisa, what are you doing! It's not safe out there!
- Lisa: I'm gonna use my Buddha hand powers to build a tower to Heaven out of Springfield buildings. Then we can get to the only authority who outranks Matt Groening. God.
- Lisa: Come on, everyone. I've built a stairway to heaven.
- William Shakespeare: I pray thee cease thy counsel, which falls into mine ears as profitless as water in a sieve.
- Bart: Enough of the John Grisham fancy-talk, mustachio!
- Bart: All right, loser. You stop the destruction of our town and give us some answers. Or these save games go in the drink.
- God: No! My save games! I'm on the final boss fight of Oblivion! I can't start again from the beginning!
- Bart: And let us keep our awesome powers!
- Lisa: God there is one thing...Do you ever wonder if you're a character in a video game?
- Lisa: I knew we hadn't seen the last of these guys -- (SHEEPISH) I looked ahead in the manual.
- Lisa: Heaven is zen -- I love it!
- Lisa: Damn you, Alexei Pajitnov!,
- Lisa: Oh, kind and noble dolphins, don't make me kick your ass again!
- Lisa: Santa never gave me a pony!
- Homer: Big deal, you invented electricity, like any one needs that!
- Homer: Hey -- creator of all things -- you're weak!
- Homer: You call yourself a gamer?
- Bart: Face it -- you have no moves!
- Marge: I honor you, oh lord, but you are not good at videogames.
- William Shakespeare: Eat Horatio's skull!
- William Shakespeare: I wish I could have written more limericks!
- God: Beard power -- activate!
- Heavenly Spa: God smiles upon those who tip the staff.
- Heavenly Spa: The spa is not liable for any injuries suffered on property.
- Heavenly Spa: Movie titles do not appear on the bill.
- Homer: Hehe, I'm gonna steal all the shuffleboard sticks.
- Lisa: Wow, Benjamin Franklin! You're my intellectual hero! Please please let us pass so we can talk to God.
