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The Aristocrat

Location Information

District:	Skid Row
Town:	Springfield
Use:	Bar
Owner:	The Aristocrat's Bartender
First appearance:	"Flaming Moe's"

The Aristocrat is a run-down bar in a run-down neighborhood of Springfield.

History

When Moe stole the recipe for the Flaming Homer drink from Homer, Homer was furious with Moe and decided to do his drinking someplace other than Moe's Tavern. While he was looking for a new watering hole, he found The Aristocrat.

Despite its elegant name, The Aristocrat is even dirtier than Moe's Tavern, and with even fewer customers. Also, the bartender has an even surlier attitude than Moe does, as Homer quickly discovered. When Homer walked into the bar, the bartender pulled a large shotgun from under the counter and pointed it at Homer. Terrified, Homer asked for a beer, and the bartender served him one in a filthy glass. When Homer protested that the glass was dirty and asked for a clean one, the bartender begrudgingly took the dirty glass, gave it a cursory wipe with a bar towel, handed it back to Homer and sarcastically growled, "Here ya go, Your Majesty!"^[1]

Sideshow Bob visited The Aristocrat when he was released from prison.^[2]

Appearances

References

↑ "Flaming Moe's"
↑ "Cape Feare"

view • talk • edit • past Bars and taverns
Airport Bar • Alamo's Tavern • The Anchor Bar • The Aristocrat • Bar • The Bar Side with Gary Larson • The Beer -N- Brawl • The Beer Boys • The Bendy Elbow • The Besotted Twit • The Bloated Liver • Blottos • Breezeways • The Brexiting Swan • Cancun Wancun • CBGB • The Coconut Babaloo • Cocktails and Dinners • The Confidential • Cork & Mindy • Crocodile Drunkee's • D'ohs • Darby O'Guzzlin's • The Dew Drop Bar • Dive Bar • Divey's Bar • The Drinkin' Memorial • Drunkautdorsen • The Drunken Clam • Drunkenstein's • Eski-Moe's • Famous Moe's • Flaming Meaux • Flaming Moe's • Flaming Moe's • Flaming Moe's • Five O'Clock Somewhere's • The Greasy Chain • The Gridiron • The Gutter Room • A Hard Place • Homer's Hunting Club • Hooch City • Inga-Bar Beerman's • Joe's Tavern • Juggernauts • Katie's • Knockers • Knotty Pines Ale • The Last Gate Tavern • The League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen • Let's Hear It for the Soy • The Little Black Box • Loch Ness Pub • Mac's • Maggie's • Mini Moe's • Moe's • Moe's Brewing Co. • Moe's Cantina • Moe's Cavern • Moe's Cavern • Moe's • Moe's Tavern • MoHo HOUSE • Mojitoville • Motorcycle Mike's • The Mug Shot • The Nag and Weasel • O'Flannery McDoole's • O'Zorgnax's Pub • The Original Flaming Moe's • Oxygen Bar • P. J. O'Harrigan's • P.F. Wangs • Paddy O'Murphigans Irish Pub & Candlepin Lanes • Parkway Bakery and Tavern • Pat O'Brien's • The Pickled Cossack • The Pickled Viking • Piney Knotts Brew • Poppa Wheelie's • Rye Curious Lesbian • Schmoe's • Screens! Sports Bar • She-She Lounge • Shotkickers • Shots 'N Tots • Simpson & Son Pub/O'Flanagan's Pub • Sir Soused-A-Lot's • Sorhead McDrunkard's Irish Pub • Space Inebreiators • The Spotted Cat • 'Stashes & 'Spenders • The Stein-Way • Stinko's On Main • The Sweet Conclusion • Tapas Bar • Tavern du Meaux • Tiki Bar • Tommy Guam-y's • Veterans of Unpopular Wars • The Vicar's Liquor • Well-Hung-Over's • The Wooden Nickel Saloon & Casino • Ye Olde Animatronic Saloon • Ye Old Booze Shack • Yee's Olde Tavern

Locations in Springfield

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The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop • The Frying Dutchman • The Gilded Truffle • Herman's Military Antiques • Jake's Unisex Barbershop • Luigi's • King Toot's Music Store • Krusty Burger • Kwik-E-Mart • Lard Lad Donuts • Moe's Tavern • Phineas Q. Butterfat's Ice Cream Parlor • Springfield Grocery Store • Springfield Mall (The Leftorium)

view • talk • edit • past Residential
19 Fish Smell Drive • 740 Evergreen Terrace • 742 Evergreen Terrace • 744 Evergreen Terrace • Apu's apartment • Barney's apartment • Burns' manor • Frink's house • Hans Moleman's house • Krapabbel apartment • Quimbebunkport Estates • Schtickfair • Skinner's house • Spinster City Apartments • Springfield Retirement Castle • Van Houten house • Wiggum house

view • talk • edit • past Public
Aztec Theater • Barney's Bowlarama • Channel 6 Studios • Costington's • Department of Motor Vehicles • Duff Brewery • First Bank of Springfield • First Church of Springfield • Krustylu Studios • Legitimate Businessman's Social Club • Noiseland Arcade • Sleep-Eazy Motel • Springfield Cemetery • Springfield Convention Center • Springfield Downs • Springfield Drive-In • Springfield Elementary School • Springfield General Hospital • Springfield Glen Country Club • Springfield Googolplex Theatres • Springfield International Airport • Springfield Library • Springfield Nuclear Power Plant • Springfield Museum of Natural History • Springfield Public Library • Springfield Squidport • Springfield Tire Yard • Springfield Town Hall • Springfield Town Square • Springfield War Memorial Stadium • Springfield Zoo • Statue of Jebediah Springfield • Try-N-Save • Ye Olde Off-Ramp Inn

view • talk • edit • past Crime and Punishment
Springfield County Court House • Springfield Penitentiary • Springfield State Prison • Springfield Police Station

view • talk • edit • past Natural landmarks
Lake Springfield • Mt. Springfield • Springfield Badlands • Springfield Beach • Springfield Gorge • Springfield Mountains • Springfield National Forest

[1] "Flaming Moe's"

[2] "Cape Feare"

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