Big Super Happy Fun Fun Game/Quotes
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- Homer: Okay, I'm in the stupid Japanese game, but I'm not eating sushi - unless it's covered with chocolate and there's no sushi in it!
- Mr. Dirt: Greetings, naughty naughty Earth-livers! Welcome to the realm of Mr. Dirt! Isn't it splendid?
- Lisa: Knock it off, Milhouse! We know it's you!
- Mr. Dirt: Uhhh... sorry, but I'm the king around here guys, and you're gonna have to deal with it! Unless you want to be my queen, Lisa!
- Lisa: Uh... thanks, but no thanks, Mr. Dirt.
- Mr. Dirt: But I'm so huge! And I'm the main bad guy of my own video game! Isn't anything good enough for you?!
- Homer: Hey, the girl said she's not interested. Beat it, loser!
- Mr. Sparkle: A thousand thanks fat one and little nerd. Your quest is to defeat the evil Mr. Dirt, scourge of the day lands and CEO of the most evil Rin Sha corporation. He seek to rid forest and field of Gaion energy.
- Lisa: Hmmm. And how would you describe this evil CEO's attitude toward "the old ways" and the traditions of your ancestors?
- Mr. Sparkle: Most Disrespectful!
- Homer: Puh, real original.
- Mr. Sparkle: To defeat Mr. Dirt, you must travel to corners of our land and win back Sparklemon! Mr. Sparkle will join you, with Gate Opening Power and Sparklemon Capturing Ball!
- Lisa: Quick Dad! You need to insert the Sparklemon in to the coin slots!
- Homer: Lisa, don't tell me how to use a toilet! Would you tell Chuck Yeager how to fly a jet?
- Mr. Sparkle: Mr. Sparkuru has risen from his Banishment in the Underworld! Now I must return to my corporation, where I am mascot for celery flavoured soy chip! Sel-Soy kills the hunger demon, but graciously adopts his children! Sel-Soy! Sel-Soy! But first, I will cleanse the world of Mr. Dirt.
- Milhouse Van Houten: I guess I should give you this key card now.
- Homer: Ew! No way! I saw you picking your nose with it!
- Lisa: Dad! We need the key to save everyone we know! Just take it!
