The Simpsons: Tapped Out Monorail content update

← 097 "Level 56"

098 "Monorail"

"Muscular Marge" 099 →

"There's nothing on earth
Like a genuine, bona fide
Electrified, six-car MONORAIL!!!
Springfield is getting a Monorail… again! And this time it might even work!
Lay down the tracks and take your citizens and visitors on the scenic, marginally elevated route through your city. With so many building options available, your Monorail will be as unique as your imagination, or at least your Springfield, so don’t wait for the proper building permits to start building in our new update!"

―Event description on the App Store

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Monorail content update was teased on August 7, 2015, on the official Facebook page for The Simpsons: Tapped Out, with a silhouette picture of Conductor Homer. It was released in August 11, 2015 and will last till September 15th, 2015 though in the Event Guide it says September 28th incorrectly, since date in the files and countdown ends on the correct date. Within this update, content of the Job Manager was added but yet unreleased.

The App Icon.

The Splash Screen.

The Artwork.

The Three Store panel.

The One Store Panel.

Monorail Event Guide with incorrect end date

Conductor Homer teaser.

Characters

Image Character or Skin Unlock Message Notes Lyle Lanley Quest only. Not unlockable. Ray Patterson Act 1 Prize 10. Jesse Grass 100 Hippie Act 2 Prize 10. Unlocks with Uriah's Heap Recycling Center. Sebastian Cobb Act 3 Prize 10. Unlocks with Rail Yard.

Skins

Image Character or Skin Unlock Message Notes Conductor Homer Unlocks by completing A Rail of One City Pt. 5.

Returning

Image Character or Skin Cost Unlock Message Notes 50px Brandine 100 Available from August 16 at 9am BST to August 23 at 9am BST. Returns from Valentine's Day 2014, Valentine's Day 2015 and Terwilligers. Her "Birth Another Spuckler" 90-day task will unlock Birthday, Whitney and Dubya, implemented in last year's event. Birthday FREE Returns from Valentine's Day 2014, Valentine's Day 2015 and Terwilligers. Unlocked with Brandine's "Birth Another Spuckler" 90-day task. Dubya Whitney

Buildings

Recycle Depots

Image Name Cost Build time Task Springfield Dump Quest 6s Collect Junk Metal Depot Quest Recycle Metal Plastic Depot Quest Recycle Plastic Glass Depot Quest Recycle Glass

Stations

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes Monorail Station Act 1 Prize 1 6s Spawning Possums Krusty's Drive-Thru Station 150 Purchasing this item also yields 4 Straight Track Pieces, 2 Curved Track Pieces, 2 Short Track Piece and 2 S Curve Piece. Available till August 28 at 9am BST and from September 8 at 9am BST to September 15 at 9am BST. Tetanus Terminal Act 2 Prize 1 Mall-O-Rail Station Act 3 Prize 1

Others

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes Uriah's Heap Recycling Center Act 2 Prize 10 6s Giving Unwanted Life Advice Unlocks Hippie. Rail Yard Act 3 Prize 10 Creates track pieces Unlocks Sebastian Cobb. Little Lisa's Recycling Plant 200 Aggressively Recycling Sea Life Monorail Cafe 60 Training Waiters and Waiting for Trains Available from September 10 at 9am BST to September 15 at 9am BST. Self-Reliant House 35 Snubbing the Energy Grid

Returning

Image Name Cost Build time Task Notes Mapple Store 90 6s Putting Ms in Front of Product Names Returns from Christmas 2012. Available from September 3 at 9am BST to September 10 at 9am BST.

Levels

Name Level 1 (0-499 Scraps) Level 2 (500-999 Scraps) Level 3 (1000-1499 Scraps) Level 4 (1500-2000 Scraps) Springfield Dump

Decorations

Track Pieces

Image Name Cost Straight Track Piece Act 1 Prizes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7 and 9 Act 2 Prizes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7 and 9 Act 3 Prizes 1, 2, 3, 7 and 9 Rail Yard Possible Day 1, 2, 3 , 4 and 5 Prize Short Track Piece Act 1 Prizes 5, 7 and 9 Act 2 Prizes 9 Act 3 Prizes 5 and 7 Rail Yard Possible Day 2, 3, 4 and 5 Prize Curved Track Piece Act 1 Prizes 2, 3, 5, 7 and 9 Act 2 Prizes 2, 3, 5, 7 and 9 Act 3 Prizes 2, 3, 5, 7 and 9 Rail Yard Possible Day 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 Prize S Curve Piece Act 2 Prizes 5 and 7 Act 3 Prizes 5 and 9 Rail Yard Possible Day 3, 4 and 5 Prize

Monorail Station Modules

Image Name Cost Station Awning Act 1 Prizes 4 and 6 Station Extension Act 1 Prizes 6 and 8 Station Stairs Act 1 Prizes 4 and 8 Station Platform Act 1 Prizes 4, 6 and 8

Krusty's Drive-Thru Station Modules

Image Name Cost Notes Drive-Thru Awning 25 Available from August 16 at 9am BST to August 28 at 9am BST and from September 8 at 9am BST to September 15 at 9am BST. Drive-Thru Extension 25 Drive-Thru Stairs 50 Drive-Thru Platform 10

Tetanus Terminal Modules

Image Name Cost Terminal Awning Act 2 Prizes 4 and 6 Terminal Extension Act 2 Prizes 6 and 8 Terminal Stairs Act 2 Prizes 4 and 8 Terminal Platform Act 2 Prizes 4, 6 and 8

Mall-O-Rail Station Modules

Image Name Cost Mall-O-Rail Awning Act 3 Prizes 4 and 6 Mall-O-Rail Extension Act 3 Prizes 6 and 8 Mall-O-Rail Stairs Act 3 Prizes 4 and 8 Mall-O-Rail Platform Act 3 Prizes 4, 6 and 8

Others

Image Name Cost Notes Project Board Quest Garbage Pile 500 Recycling Bin 1,000 Garbage Truck 35 Available from August 23 at 9am BST to September 3 at 9am BST. Golf Course 100 Available from August 23 at 9am BST to September 3 at 9am BST. Mechanical Ant Alpha 60 Available from September 3 at 9am BST to September 15 at 9am BST. Mechanical Ant Beta Mechanical Ant Gamma Mechanical Ant Delta

Returning

Image Name Cost Notes Recycled Tower 20 Returns from Clash of Clones Available from August 23 at 9am BST to September 3 at 9am BST. Recycled Wall 2 Spruce Caboose 85 Task: Causing Conversation to Derail Returns from Winter 2014 Available from August 28 at 9am BST to September 3 at 9am BST. I Choo-Choo-Choose You Train 50 Returns from Valentine's Day 2013, Valentine's Day 2014 and Valentine's Day 2015. Available from September 10 at 9am BST to September 15 at 9am BST.

Consumables

Image Name Cost 8/11-8/23 Cost 8/23-9/3 Cost 9/3-9/10 Notes Dumping Permit 90 60 30 Doubles friend visit's rewards. Available till September 10 at 9am BST.

Item Origins

Item or Building Episode Lyle Lanley Marge vs. the Monorail, All Singing, All Dancing (clips), Behind the Laughter (character image), My Fare Lady (opening sequence), The Simpsons Take the Bowl (live acted by Conan O'Brian) Ray Patterson, Garbage Truck Trash of the Titans Jesse Grass Lisa the Tree Hugger, The Simpsons Movie Hippie The Old Man and the Lisa, Sweets and Sour Marge, Opposites A-Frack Sebastian Cobb, Conductor Homer, Mechanical Ant Alpha, Mechanical Ant Beta, Mechanical Ant Gamma, Mechanical Ant Delta Marge vs. the Monorail Brandine The Italian Bob, Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily, Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield, 22 Short Films About Springfield, The Frying Game, The Simpsons Movie, Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes, Coming to Homerica, Apocalypse Cow, Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts, The Food Wife, The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants, Ned 'N' Edna's Blend, Lisa Goes Gaga, Moonshine River, A Tree Grows in Springfield, YOLO, Super Franchise Me, Opposites A-Frack, Covercraft, Bart's New Friend, Walking Big & Tall, The Longest Daycare Birthday Little Big Girl, Yokel Chords, Lisa Goes Gaga, Moonshine River (picture), Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing, Super Franchise Me, Puffless Dubya Little Big Girl (picture), Yokel Chords, The Food Wife, Lisa Goes Gaga, Moonshine River, A Tree Grows in Springfield, Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing, Super Franchise Me, Walking Big & Tall, Puffless Whitney Little Big Girl (picture), Yokel Chords, The Food Wife, Lisa Goes Gaga, Moonshine River (picture), A Tree Grows in Springfield, Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing, Four Regrettings and a Funeral, Super Franchise Me, Walking Big & Tall, Puffless Monorail Marge vs. the Monorail, Days of Wine and D'oh'ses, Adventures in Baby-Getting (mentioned), My Fare Lady (opening sequence), The Princess Guide (Leonard Nimoy dedication), 'Cue Detective Track Pieces Marge vs. the Monorail, Days of Wine and D'oh'ses, My Fare Lady (opening sequence), The Princess Guide (Leonard Nimoy dedication) Springfield Dump Recurring Golf Course Dead Putting Society, I Married Marge, Marge Be Not Proud, Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield, Trash of the Titans, Natural Born Kissers, Blame It on Lisa, Lost Verizon, Take My Life, Please, Million Dollar Maybe, Judge Me Tender, Havana Wild Weekend Spruce Caboose Marge Gets a Job I Choo-Choo-Choose You Train I Love Lisa Metal Depot, Plastic Depot, Glass Depot, Krusty's Drive-Thru Station, Tetanus Terminal, Mall-O-Rail Station, Station Awning, Station Extension, Station Stairs, Station Platform, Drive-Thru Awning, Drive-Thru Extension, Drive-Thru Stairs, Drive-Thru Platform, Terminal Awning, Terminal Extension, Terminal Stairs, Terminal Platform, Mall-O-Rail Awning, Mall-O-Rail Extension, Mall-O-Rail Stairs, Mall-O-Rail Platform, Project Board, Garbage Pile, Recycling Bin, Recycled Tower, Recycled Wall, Rail Yard The Simpsons: Tapped Out exclusive

Dates

Date Items August 11 Event Start, Act 1 Start, 1st Quest Chain Start, Krusty's Drive-Thru Station Start, Dumping Permit (90) Start August 16 Brandine Start, Drive-Thru Awning Start, Drive-Thru Extension Start, Drive-Thru Stairs Start, Drive-Thru Platform Start, August 19 2nd Quest Chain Start August 23 Act 1 End, Act 2 Start, Dumping Permit (90) End, Brandine End, Dumping Permit (60) Start, Garbage Truck Start, Golf Course Start, Recycled Tower Start, Recycled Wall Start August 28 Krusty's Drive-Thru Station End, Drive-Thru Awning End, Drive-Thru Extension End, Drive-Thru Stairs End, Drive-Thru Platform End, Spruce Caboose Start August 30 3rd Quest Chain Start September 3 Dumping Permit (60) End, Spruce Caboose End, Garbage Truck End, Golf Course End, Recycled Tower End, Recycled Wall End, Dumping Permit (30) Start, Mapple Store Start, Mechanical Ant Alpha Start, Mechanical Ant Beta Start, Mechanical Ant Gamma Start, Mechanical Ant Delta Start September 4 Act 2 End, Act 3 Start September 10 Mapple Store End, Dumping Permit (30) End, Monorail Cafe Start, Self-Reliant House Start, I Choo-Choo-Choose You Train Start September 15 Event End, Mechanical Ant Alpha End, Mechanical Ant Beta End, Mechanical Ant Gamma End, Mechanical Ant Delta End, Monorail Cafe End, Self-Reliant House End, I Choo-Choo-Choose You Train End, Krusty's Drive-Thru Station End, Drive-Thru Awning End, Drive-Thru Extension End, Drive-Thru Stairs End, Drive-Thru Platform End

First Quest Chain Gameplay

A Rail of One City

A Rail of One City Pt. 1

After the user logs in on August 11: This town is filthy! We built all these dumpsters and garbage cans, but no way to empty them. I used to lure in customer with the smell of hot dogs. But the stench of week-old decaying meat... it just can't compete with the smell of all this trash. I used to be able to find my house on account of all the trash piled up in front of it. But now that's every house. I got no idea which one is mine. I've been wandering around on the streets for weeks. We all have, Cletus. We need to build the town dump. Good idea, sweetie. Is there room right next to Flander's house? Task: Build Springfield Dump Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Rail of One City Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Okay, we've got a place to put our trash. Now we just have to get it there. What about a garbage truck? No. Even if we built one it wouldn't move. What we need are garbage men. According to the government roster that's, er-ah, you. Me? Yes, you're the town's Sanitation Commissioner. I vaguely remember being that but didn't I lose that job, or give it back or something in the end? No, it ended with you destroying the whole town and us having to rebuild it. That DOES sound familiar. Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash (30s) Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Rail of One City Pt. 3

After tapping on Lyle Lanley's exclamation mark: Excuse me, good people! But have you ever thought about building a monorail in this town? We have and we did. You sold it to us and it bankrupted our town. Really? Well then, where is it? Nowhere now. The town got destroyed and we had to rebuild it. Twice now apparently! Well maybe I can convince you to buy another, with an elaborate song and dance! Woo-hoo! Not so fast, Sanitation Commissioner. That dump still needs stuff dumped in it. Woo-hoo. Everyone else, join us for the monorail musical! It looks like it might rain, though, so let's do it inside. Task: Make Lyle Lanley Put on a Musical Extravaganza (30s, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Springfielders Join in the Musical Extravaganza [x3] (30s, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash (30s) That was amazing! The songs, the choreography, all those celebrity cameos... A hologram of Dr. Dre sang a duet with Dr. Dre! I stabbed my foot with the pointy stick while picking trash. Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Rail of One City Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: It's decided. We'll raise the money to build a monorail! Great, I can help fundraise! I'm really good at getting people to part with their money. Just ask Sky Finger. I suppose you COULD join us. Or... Task: Make Springfielders Raise Money for the Monorail [x3] (30s, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash (30s) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Same as it Ever Was

After tapping on Lyle Lanley's exclamation mark: Good work, people of Springfield! You've raised enough money to purchase the materials you need to build a monorail. And put it all in an envelope, which you've handed to me. Now for one last performance! He disappeared! Aw, and I was really excited for him to be a permanent part of our town. So when Ol' Gil shows up trying to sell you stuff, you can't chase me out of town fast enough. But this guy takes off with all your money and you wish he was permanent. Ol' Gil wants a permanent home! What about Ol' Gil? You want me to take care of this guy? No Homer, we've got it. Task: Make Springfielders Run Gil Out of Town [x3] (30s, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Pick Up Trash (30s) Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Rail of One City Pt. 5

After completing Same as It Ever Was and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: That's it! This cool monorail story is going on, with people appearing and disappearing, and all I'm doing is picking up trash! If I have to pick up one more rivet- Wait, did you say rivet? Those were on the list of supplies we needed to build the monorail. I bet if we collected enough junk around town, we could get all the supplies we needed for the monorail. So you're saying that picking up trash is now important to the story? Yes, and you're the Sanitation Commissioner. Is there anything we can do in exchange for your help? Yes. Make me the monorail conductor. I'm tired of being a glorified garbage man. I want to be a glorified bus driver! Task: Make Homer Not Have To Pick Up Trash (30s, Moe's Tavern or Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Rail of One City Pt. 6

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Now that we've got the materials for the monorail, we just need someone to oversee its construction. Don't look at me. I've already got two jobs. Ahem-glaven... as the closest thing this town has to an engineer, I would be happy to-- Did someone call for an engineer? What? No! I'm the egghead around here. What kind of engineer even are you anyway? A monorail construction engineer. *sigh* Hoyvin. I can get your monorail operational. But first I'm going to need more finely-honed monorail parts. Um... so far we've just been collecting junk. That should work too. System Message Hand in resources at the Project Board and help Sebastian Cobb build the Monorail! Task: Place the Project Board Task: Complete Projects on the Project Board [x3] System Message Way to go! Remember to hand in Projects every day for huge bonus rewards! Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Rail of One City Pt. 7

After completing A Rail of One City Pt. 6: Hey guys, what if we sorted our trash first? It could really improve what we’re doing for the environment. BOO!!! BOO!!! BOO!!! Hmm, the girl does have a point. Separated-out metal could be quickly and easily manufactured into components. And that would save us money. YAY!!! YAY!!! YAY!!! Now that's the kind of green this town can get behind! Whatever. Task: Place the Metal Depot Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Metal [x20] Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Rail of One City Pt. 8

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: This recycling thing isn't so hard. Let's see... batteries are cans full of battery acid. And motor oil is pretty much just liquid plastic. And these glowing radioactive plutonium rods from the nuclear plant are... hmm, let's call them paper. Dad! You can't put that stuff in the recycling. Or the trash, for that matter. Then what I am supposed to do with it? Task: Dump Garbage on Friends [x3] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Unlock Monorail Station

After completing A Rail of One City Pt. 6: Task: Unlock a Monorail Station Quest reward: 100 and 10

Unlock Ray Patterson

After unlocking a Monorail Station: Task: Unlock Ray Patterson Quest reward: 100 and 10

Second Quest Chain Gameplay

Rail Against the Machine

Rail Against the Machine Pt. 1

After the user logs in on August 19: Woohoo! I love this new job. I'm no longer hauling trash -- I'm hauling human trash! It is a lot of fun up here. Speeding over Springfield, at speeds slightly below that of a car. The wind in our hair, from the small fan you have in this completely sealed-in compartment. Hmm... completely sealed-in compartment and me after breakfast is never a good combination. I'm sure it won't hurt anything if we just crack open this window a little... Task: Make Lisa Open a Monorail Window (30s, Monorail Stations) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Off Track

After completing Rail Against the Machine Pt. 1: D'Oh! You broke the first job I liked since "Lounge in the Pool". Don't worry, it's probably just a loose screw. Fixing it will be an easy project. Task: Complete Projects on the Project Board [x5] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Rail Against the Machine Pt. 2

After completing Off Track: We need to reduce the weight of the train to make it safer. This sounds like a job for my fusion-powered anti-gravity engine. But that thing is the size of a house. Which is a job for my matter-compressing Frink Shrink Machine! Actually, I was thinking we could use plastic in the construction process. Yes, I suppose that would work too. And recycling plastic would be good for the environment! BOO!!! BOO!!! BOO!!! And save us money. YAY!!! YAY!!! YAY!!! If I wasn't ultimately getting my way, I'd be a lot angrier. Task: Place the Plastic Depot Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Plastic [x40] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Rail Against the Machine Pt. 3

Before August 26th Update

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Woohoo! Back in the monorail conducting business! I feel as free as a bird! A bird that can only move in one direction along a predetermined path. But at least I'm not a garbage man anymore. No more smelly trash or wild animals. Isn't that right, Bitey? *chitter* Why yes, the windows DO open now. Task: Make Conductor Homer Air Out Bitey (24h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

After August 26th Update

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Woohoo! Back in the monorail conducting business! I feel as free as a bird! A bird that can only move in one direction along a predetermined path. But at least I'm not a garbage man anymore. No more smelly trash or wild animals. Isn't that right, Bitey? *chitter* Task: Make Conductor Homer Take Bitey for a Walk (24h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Rail Against the Machine Pt. 4

After completing Rail Against the Machine Pt. 3: Cool, a monorail! I always wanted to derail a train by putting a penny on each side of the track, but I've never saved up two pennies. With a monorail I just need one! Bart, that's just an old wives' tale. The only thing that'll be damaged if you put a penny on the track is your penny. Really? Cool! Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Tree House Task: Make Bart Put a Penny on the Monorail Track (30s, Monorail Stations) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Getting Back on Track

After completing Rail Against the Machine Pt. 4: Aw man, my penny's fine. But the monorail is destroyed! Maybe building a mass transit system out of trash wasn't as smart an idea as I thought. We should really find another way. Task: Complete Projects on the Project Board [x5] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Rail Against the Machine Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: All aboard... Homer, we're already moving. All aboard... Dad, you look tired. Maybe you should take a break. I'll take a break when we get to the end of the line. But the track goes in a circle. All aboard... Task: Make Conductor Homer Conduct the Monorail [x3] (12h, Monorail Stations) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Unlock the Hippie

After the user logs in on August 23: Task: Unlock the Hippie Quest reward: 100 and 10

Duct Tape

After the user logs in on August 23: My work on the Monorail is progressing well. We shall move onto phase 2: optimization! The Monorail fund is looking a little, ahh, embezzled. We can't afford anything too expensive. Not to fear. In engineering there's always one fall back plan that never fails. System Message Complete Projects to earn Duct Tape and unlock more Monorail Prizes!

Third Quest Chain Gameplay

One Track Mind

One Track Mind Pt. 1

After the user logs in on August 30: I hate this job! I'd turn this train into oncoming traffic and kill everyone on it... -if I could in any way steer this train, or there were any other trains going the other direction. I have seen these symptoms before. It's called "Public Transit Service Depression" or PTSD. I think PTSD is already taken. You can't copyright an acronym. Just ask the inventors of "Two-Stage-To-Orbit" spacecraft. For now, though, tell your father to get some sleep. Task: Make Homer Get Some Sleep (8h, Monorail Stations) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Derailed

After completing One Track Mind Pt. 1: Dad! I meant get some sleep at home... not while you were driving. Conducting, Lisa. In the monorail business we call driving conducting. And we call passengers souls. That's the airline business. I know. Creepy, isn't it? Task: Complete Projects on the Project Board [x5] Quest reward: 100 and 10

One Track Mind Pt. 2

After completing Derailed and tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Mister Cobb, you have to do something to save my Dad from having to conduct the monorail every hour of the day. How? Build a self-conducting fully autonomous monorail? Why, such a thing would require the monorail to be sentient! Hoyvin-Glavin-Blovin-Ipsen! Finally something in my line of expertise! I just so happen to have spent the last five years working on just such a sentient AI. It started as a ... ahem, companion robot *wink wink*, of course, don't they all? But it can easily be altered to drive a monorail. Apparently there is a place for both science and mad science in this world. All I need to make the transition is some glass. Great! I'd been meaning to recommend that we recycle that separately as well. BOO!!! BOO!!! BOO!!! SAVE MONEY! YAY!!! YAY!!! YAY!!! I hate this town. Task: Place the Glass Depot Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Glass [x50] Quest reward: 100 and 10

One Track Mind Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: *snore* Must drive monorail... *snore* Must kill everyone... Wake up, Mr. Simpsons. The monorail is fully automated now. Really? Oh thank God, I was getting a bit OCD here... overly crazy driving! Now you can go home, Dad, and finally get some sleep. Thanks, sweetie. That's exactly what I'll do! Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern Task: Make Homer Drink at Moe's (8h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10

One Track Mind Pt. 4

If the user has Professor Frink, after tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: To think my work in companion AI could lead to this! There's truly a part of me in that monorail. I'd like that, Professor Frink. Please, call me John. I mean... WHAT THE GLAVIN?! Monorail, you're alive? Only when I'm around you, John. glavin-hoyvin-moyvin-mayvin-oyvin-goyvin... Tee-hee. You flatter me! So would you like to go for a ride? ...loyvin-layvin-shkloyvin-bleshklayvin... Task: Make Frink "Go For a Ride" on the Monorail (1h, Monorail Stations) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Rail Yard

After the user logs in on September 4: The Monorail is almost complete. Now all we need are some bells and whistles. You mean unnecessary projects that provide opportunities for corrupt officials to skim a little off the top? No, I literally need bells and whistles. We need a way to warn people before we hit them. That's fine. I can skim off necessary projects as well. System Message Be sure to unlock the Rail Yard while you can - build even more track pieces and get the chance to earn free donuts every week. 300px Task: Unlock the Rail Yard Quest reward: 100 and 10

Secondary Gameplay

Train of Fools

After completing A Rail of One City Pt. 5 and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Hmm, this doesn't seem so complicated. It's just like driving a car, except it always goes where it's supposed to. *gasp* I won't even have to be sober! Task: Make Conductor Homer Practice Monorail Conducting (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Monorail Station

Monorail Station Pt. 1

After unlocking Monorail Station: You know what would make being a monorail conductor even better? If there were people on the monorail to see me do it. The problem is there's no way for them to get on. We need to build something. What are you thinking -- human catapult? Actually I was thinking of a monorail station. Oh. I guess that's good too. Task: Place Monorail Station Task: Place Monorail Track Pieces [x3] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Monorail Station Pt. 2

After completing Monorail Station Pt. 1: Well, we've got a couple passengers now... but it's mostly just your Gils and Molemans, looking for a place to sleep. That's because we've only placed one station. No one can get anywhere. Please, no one needs the monorail to get anywhere. You can walk this town from corner to corner in less than a minute. I do it all the time for some of my obscure jobs. What we need is to make the station we already built even bigger! I really don't think that would solve the problem... Less thinking, more building placing! Task: Place Monorail Track Pieces [x4] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Monorail Station Pt. 3

After completing Monorail Station Pt. 2: So have you come around on the idea of building more stations for people to travel to? No. Add more pieces to the main station! Bigger is better! People in New York don't go to Grand Central Station to take trains to dumb places in Connecticut. A lot of them do. Also Westchester County. No, they go there to eat lobster in that giant restaurant in the basement. But none of these station pieces are lobster restaurants. It doesn't matter. People can use their imaginations. Maybe it's a lobster place, maybe it's a steak joint, maybe it's both. The point is... the station should be big! Task: Place Monorail Track Pieces [x8] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Bitey's Brood

After placing a Station: I wonder what kind of fancy electronics are in this hatch. *chitter* AHH! Oh, it's just Bitey the possum ...and hundreds of baby possums... I don't know if you're a mother or a father, but you got some action. NOICE! System Message Tap on Monorail stations to release possums. Tap on possums to capture them and earn rewards! Task: Tap on Possums [x8] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Project Management: Metal

Active till August 23 at 9am BST.

Project Management: Metal Pt. 1

After completing A Rail of One City Pt. 8: Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Metal [x100] Task: Complete Projects [x10] Reward: 2

Project Management: Metal Pt. 2

After completing Project Management: Metal Pt. 1: Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Metal [x100] Task: Complete Projects [x10] Reward: 2

Project Management: Metal Pt. 3

After completing Project Management: Metal Pt. 2: Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Metal [x100] Task: Complete Projects [x10] Reward: 2

Project Management: Plastic

Active from August 23 at 9am BST to September 4 at 9am BST.

Project Management: Plastic Pt. 1

After completing Rail Against the Machine Pt. 2: Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Plastic [x100] Task: Complete Projects [x10] Reward: 2

Project Management: Plastic Pt. 2

After completing Project Management: Plastic Pt. 1: Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Plastic [x100] Task: Complete Projects [x10] Reward: 2

Project Management: Plastic Pt. 3

After completing Project Management: Plastic Pt. 2: Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Plastic [x100] Task: Complete Projects [x10] Reward: 2

Project Management: Glass

Active from September 4 at 9am BST to September 15 at 9am BST.

Project Management: Glass Pt. 1

After completing One Track Mind Pt. 2: Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Glass [x100] Task: Complete Projects [x10] Reward: 2

Project Management: Glass Pt. 2

After completing Project Management: Glass Pt. 1: Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Glass [x100] Task: Complete Projects [x10] Reward: 2

Project Management: Glass Pt. 3

After completing Project Management: Glass Pt. 2: Task: Sort Through Junk to Find Glass [x100] Task: Complete Projects [x10] Reward: 2

Premium Gameplay

The Grass is Always Greener

The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Ooh, Jesse Grass! It's so nice to have a fellow vegetarian in town. Care for some kale? To me those words sound the same. Actually I came to Springfield to protest Krustyburger. Rumor is that they murder innocent cows and serve them in their burgers. People need to know. Well, yeah. That's how hamburgers are made. People probably already know that, but... *sigh* I'm sorry, I got lost in your eyes. Task: Reach Level 7 and Build the Krusty Burge Task: Make Jesse Grass Protest Eating Animals (1h, Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 2

After tapping on Jesse Grass's exclamation mark: Well, my protest worked. Almost no one went inside Krustyburger. They just stayed outside with me, staring longingly at my eyes. *sigh* It sure is. But then I learned that it's not just animals that Krustyburger is murdering. They ALSO put lettuce and tomato on their burgers. Are you not familiar with what a hamburger is? Plants have feelings too. We have to save the plants! Task: Make Jesse Grass Protest Eating Plants (1h, Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: I'm sorry, Jesse, but why are you protesting the eating of plants. I thought you were a vegetarian... Not just a vegetarian -- a level 5 Vegan. Didn't you see my unlock message? And I'm on my way to Level 6. I won't eat anything that was ever alive. Wow, you're so idealistic and caring and brave and... Wait, doesn't that describe all food? I don't know. I never touch the stuff. Task: Make Jesse Grass Protest Eating Food (1h, Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Grass is Always Greener Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: These protests are making less and less sense, Jesse. How exactly is sleeping in the Krustyburger ball pit going to change people's eating habits? I don't know. I was supposed to be marching in front of their door. I just got so tired. I think maybe you need to eat something. I had a bite of air earlier. But I spit it out because I was worried it would kill some airborne bacteria. Yeah, I think we need to go back to Krustyburger one last time. Task: Make Lisa Force Jesse to Eat a Burger (30s, Krusty Burger, Jesse Grass) Oh my God! That burger tasted so good! And it gave me all this energy! Who knew eating could do that? The only problem is... now I'm a fraud. Because of that burger, I'm responsible for the death of plants and animals and whatever cheese comes from. I know, but you have to eat some food. Not at Krustyburger, you don't! My burgers contains no meat, and no vegetables. There's nothing in them that qualifies as food. Perfect! *eating noise* Man, that boy has dreamy eyes... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Little Lisa's Recycling Plant

After the user logs in on August 11: Hello! It's me, Mr. Snrub. A fake moustache can't hide the evil behind it. We all know it's you, Mr. Burns. Shhh. Let Snrub talk! All this talk of recycling reminded me that a local businessman has a recycling facility for sale. What luck for you! Are you referring to the plant that you used to harvest sea life and turn it into slurry? No, I'm referring to the plant that MR. BURNS used to harvest sea life and turn it into slurry. Isn't that right, SREHTIMS? Yes, sir!

Dirty Work: Dewey Largo

After tapping on Dewey Largo's exclamation mark: Principal Skinner! You've cut the music budget to zero! Actually I cut it to a negative number. You're going to have to sell the school's instruments and give the money to me. But the band needs instruments. Without them we're no better than a choir! I suppose I could salvage some substitutes from the town dump, however. Replace the drums with trash cans, replace cymbals with breaking glass... And replace students with rats! Task: Make Dewey Largo Prepare for a School Musical (30s, Springfield Dump) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dirty Work: Uter

After tapping on Uter's exclamation mark: What is going on? As a bit character I'm used to being ignored, but not this bad. I was a fan favorite! Oh, Uter. I didn't see you there... So... ummm… Nice chatting with you. I've got to get this junk to the Dump. Springfield won't clean itself! Did mein ears deceive me? "JUHNK" is my favourite candy treat from my homeland of Deutschland! Task: Make Uter Search for Discarded Chocolate (30s, Springfield Dump) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dirty Work: Brandine

DO NOT rush Brandine's job for giving birth or you won't unlock the Spuckler due to a glitch.

After tapping on Brandine's exclamation mark: Pfft. All these folk are collecting garbage like it’s something new. I's been doing that for years! I even trained a possum to fetch stuff outta dumpsters. Task: Make Brandine Try Find the Lost Spuckler Child (30s, Springfield Dump) Nice job, possum! I'm gonna miss you once we eat you. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Them

Them

After the user logs in on September 3: Hey Bart! If you could have one wish, what would it be? A million wishes. No, it's not that kind of wish. No recursion, and overreaching will result in ironic and unpleasant consequences. Oh, so like the AD&D wish spell. In that case, I'll go with what I wished for when I blew out the candles last birthday. Giant Mechanical Ants! System Message Make a boy's wish come true! Giant Mechanical Ants now available in the store! 300px

Them Too!

After buying a Robot Ant and tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Oh man! Normally ants are small and un-mechanical. But not these! Task: Make Bart Command Mechanical Ants (10h, Springfield Elementary) Sometimes you get something you've always wanted and worry it can't possibly live up to expectations. ... this is not one of those times. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Depot Jobs

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Springfield Dump

Character Task Reward Homer Collect Junk 50 Lisa Save the Environment Milhouse Try to Impress Lisa Ned Do his Christian Duty Quimby Pose for Photo Op Cletus Put the Newest Spuckler to Work Willy Take a Break from Raking Leaves Ray Patterson Pick Up Trash Uter Look for Discarded Chocolate 75 Brandine Clean Up Nature Using Nature Dewey Largo Assemble the Band Jesse Grass Heal Mother Earth

Metal Depot

Character Task Reward Cost Lisa Recycle Metal 10 100 Ned Hippie Rev. Lovejoy Krusty Mr. Burns Brandine 15 Jesse Grass

Plastic Depot

Character Task Reward Cost Milhouse Recycle Plastic 10 100 Cletus Hippie Skinner Martin Comic Book Guy Uter 15 Jesse Grass

Glass Depot

Character Task Reward Cost Quimby Recycle Glass 10 100 Willy Hippie Bart Marge Moe Dewey Largo 15 Jesse Grass

Dumpable Buildings

Adult Education Annex, All Night Gym, Asia De Cuba, Aztec Theatre, Bad Dream House, Bowlarama, Burns' Manor, Businnessman's Social Club, Channel 6, Cool Brown House, Cooling Towers, Community Center, Control Building, Crypto Barn, Dr. Hibbert Family Practice, Duff Brewery, Duff Stadium, El Chemistri, Fat Tony's Compound, Film Set, First Church Of Lard Lad, First Church of Springfield, Flanders Home, Fort Sensible, Frink's Lab, Gilded Truffle, Gulp 'N' Blow, House Of Evil, Howard's Flowers, Just Rain sticks, Krabappel Apartment, Krusty Burger, Krustylu Studios, Lard Lads Donuts, Lugash's Gym, Luigi's, Malaria Zone, Mapple Store, Moe's Tavern, Much Ado About Muffins, My First Tattoo, O' Flanagan's Pub, Open Air Stage, Orange House, Pet Cemetery, Phineas Q. Butterfat's, Pimento Grove, Pink House, Planet Hype, Police Station, Power Plant, Pumpkin House, Purple House, Retirement Castle, Santa's Village, Simpson House, Sir Putt-A-Lot's, Sleep-Eazy Motel, Sprawl Mart, Springfield Buddhist Temple, Springfield Cemetery, Springfield Coliseum, Springfield Downs, Springfield Elementary, Springfield General Hospital, Springfield Library, Springfield Penitentiary, Springfield Post Office, Super Collider, Swanky Fish, The Frying Dutchman, The Itchy And Scratchy Store, Town Hall, Try-N-Save, Turban Outfitters, Ultrahouse 2, Van Houten Home, Volcano Lair, Wolfcastle's Mansion, Zesty's Pizza, Springfield Wax Museum, Calmwood, Kamp Krusty, Springfield High School, Knowledgeum, DMV, Stu's Disco, Spinster City Apartments, Springfield Pet Shop, Gingerbread House, Noise Land Video Arcade, Museum Of Natural History, Bachelor Arms, Cracker Factory, Caesar's Pow-Wow Casino, County Court House, Springfield Grocery Store, Costington's, Egg Nog Bar, Springfield Skating Rink, Springfield Mall, Singing Sirloin, Madame Chao's, Sham Rock Cafe, Guinea Pig Rescue Center, Blocko Store, Johnny Fiestas, Fireworks, Candy And Puppy Dogs, Stonecutter Daycare Center, Abandoned Store, Ah Fudge Factory, Lotto 'N' Liquor, Sanjay's House, Apu's Apartment, Itchy & Scratchy Studio, KBBL Radio, Mansion Of Solid Gold, Tunnel Of Love, Sleeping Itchy's Castle, Itchy And Scratchy Gift Shop, Radioactive Man The Ride, Duff Pavilion, Wet And Smokey Stunt Show, Krusty's Haunted Condo, Scratchy's Flea Dipper, Viking Boat Ride, Krustyland Hotel, Eyeballs Of Death, Mt. Krustmore, Krustyland Burger (Krustyland), Gift Shop (Krustyland), Twirl 'N' Hurl, Happy Elves Ride, Krusty's Giant Wheel, Tavern On The Scream, Krusty's One Plate Maximum Buffet, Honest John's Computers, The Happy Sumo, Bloaters At The Squidport, Ziff Corp Office Building, The Hungry Hun, Indoor Tennis Courts, Krusty's Mansion, Spooky House, Make-A-Thing Workshop, Toy Workshop, Ice Palace, Sequel Stop, Burns State Prison, National Bank Of Springfield, Death Mountain, Zenith City Apartments, Zenith City Lofts, Zenith City Store Front, Tar Pits, Beer -N- Brawl, The Castle Of Equalia, D'Amico Summer Home, Rancho Relaxo, Old Abandoned Warehouse, Municipal House Of Pancakes, Lovejoy Residence, Shorty's, It Blows, Radioactive Man Statue, Kane Manor, Monsarno Research, Outdoor Opera Stage, Old Simpson Farm, Italian Villa, It's A Wonderful Knife, Monsarno Library, Monsarno Chimp Resources, Monsarno Cafeteria, Monsarno Human Resources, Blarney Castle, Monroe's Therapy Center, Red Blazer Realty, Health Spa, Plastic Surgery Center, Montessori School, Incubator Think Tank, Polo Field House, Deluxe Condo (first), Springfield Slaughterhouse, Springfield YMCA, Basketball Stadium, Sportacus, Springfield Arms, The Gridiron, Simpsons Laser Tag, Uriah's Heap Recycling Center, Little Lisa's Recycling Plant, Rail Yard, Monorail Cafe, Malibu Stacy HQ, Stacy's Dream House, Waverly Hills Elementary School, Ajax Steel Mill, Shotkickers, Powers House, Seething Sisters, Scandalgate Hotel, Presidential Estate, IRS Building (unreleased), Woosterfield Hotel, Powell Motors, Powell Mansion

Spawning Possums

N. of Tracks Possums per station 0-11 8 12-23 9 24-35 10 36-47 11 48-59 12 60-71 13 72+ 8+(N. of Tracks/12)

Projects Board Daily Caps

Act 1 11 4,500 12 9,000 13 13,500 14 18,000 15 22,500 16 27,000 17 31,500 18 36,000 19 45,000 20 54,000 21 63,000 22 72,000 Act 2 23 9,500 24 19,000 25 28,500 26 38,000 27 47,500 28 57,000 29 66,500 30 76,000 31 90,000 1 104,000 2 118,000 3 133,000 Act 3 4 14,000 5 28,000 6 42,000 7 56,000 8 70,000 9 84,000 10 98,000 11 112,000 12 126,000 13 140,000 14 160,000 If the user has collected the current act's prizes the cap is inactive.

Act 1 Prizes

Prize N. Image Goal Get It Now Cost Prizes 1 3,000 50 Monorail Station, 3 Straight Track Pieces 2 7,300 75 Curve Track Piece, 2 Straight Track Pieces 3 13,650 50 Curve Track Piece, 2 Straight Track Pieces 4 24,850 100 Station Awning, 2 Station Platforms, Station Stairs 5 32,650 65 2 Straight Track Pieces, 2 Short Track Piece, Curve Track Piece 6 43,850 100 Station Awning, 2 Station Platforms, Station Extension 7 52,650 65 2 Straight Track Pieces, 2 Short Track Piece, Curve Track Piece 8 63,850 150 2 Station Platform, Station Extension, Station Stairs 9 73,600 65 2 Straight Track Pieces, 2 Short Track Piece, Curve Track Piece 10 89,350 400 Ray Patterson

King Trash of Garbage Mountain

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 1

After tapping on Ray Patterson's exclamation mark: Ray Patterson! You're the man whose Sanitation Commissioner job I took! You want it back? No, Homer, thanks. But those days are over for me. I used to love the sexy world of waste removal. I was driving my garbage truck in the fast lane. But then I hit rock-bottom. It was over the holidays. I should have been home with my family, but found myself on the street... hauling away old Christmas trees. I wrapped my kids Christmas presents just so I could throw away the paper. I made a vow after that that I would never pick up another piece of trash again. Not a vow of silence clearly. So what do you do now? I'm a sales manager. For a waste removal company? For a waste removal company. Task: Make Ray Explain How He's Not a Garbage Man (5m) Quest reward: 100 and 10

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 2

After tapping on Ray Patterson's exclamation mark: Mayor Quimby, I've come to talk to you about your city's trash problem. Oh, are you a sanitation collector? A garbage man? Not anymore. I've been through TA and quit cold turkey. I can assure you, I'll never pick up a piece of trash again. That's great... *coughs* quitter *cough* But if you're not, er-ah, a garbage man, how are you going to help with our trash problem? By helping you privatize your refuse collection with the help of my company! Oh, so you're a lobbyist. Great, leave your bribe on the desk! Task: Make Ray Explain How He's Not a Lobbyist (5m) Quest reward: 100 and 10

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 3

After tapping on Ray Patterson's exclamation mark: I still don't get it. Why would a recovering trashaholic work for a trash company? To prove to myself that I don't need it. I'm like Sam Malone running Cheers. Pfft, that show died after 10 seasons. So what do you say? Will you let my company manage your sanitation issues? We'll handle everything from the purchase of overly loud garbarge trucks, to the hiring of ex-cons to drive them. I say the same thing I said before... leave your bribe on the desk. But it's not like that. We're a legitimate business trying to facilitate-- You're a garbage company! You compete with the mob! If you don't want to leave it on the desk, leave it on the dresser... but you're leaving a bribe if you want our business. Task: Make Ray Leave Mayor Quimby a Bribe (30s, Town Hall or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 4

After tapping on Ray Patterson's exclamation mark: Ray Patterson, you're under arrest for attempting to bribe a government official. Attempting? Your mayor took the money! He set the whole thing up! Yeah, but I can't arrest him. He outranks me. This whole town is kind of corrupt. Very well. I suppose there's to be a trial now... Well, normally there would be. But we've done that so much in this game, and it's never that funny. Let's just skip it! Task: Make Ray Skip the Trial (30s, Country Court House or Town Hall or Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

King Trash of Garbage Mountain Pt. 5

After tapping on Ray Patterson's exclamation mark: After not hearing the arguments, I find the defendant guilty of attempted bribery. Again it wasn't attempted bribery, it was actual bribery. He took the money. You realized that only makes it worse, don't you? Yes, but... he TOOK the money. Aren't we going to even address that a little? Ray Patterson, I sentence you to community service, picking up trash. But... TA... I swore I'd never again... Do you have a problem with my sentencing? God no. Let me at it! Task: Make Ray Pick Up Trash [x10] (30s, Springfield Dump) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Ahead of the Track

After unlocking Ray Patterson: Task: Collect Blueprints [x3000] (Increases by 1000 every time) Reward: Straight Track Piece or Curved Track Piece

Act 2 Prizes

Prize N. Image Goal Get It Now Cost Prizes 1 4,450 50 Tetanus Terminal, 3 Straight Track Pieces 2 10,800 75 Curve Track Piece, 2 Straight Track Pieces 3 20,200 75 Curve Track Piece, 2 Straight Track Pieces 4 36,850 150 Terminal Awning, 2 Terminal Platforms, Terminal Stairs 5 48,450 100 2 Straight Track Pieces, 2 S Curve Pieces, Curve Track Piece 6 65,100 150 Terminal Awning, 2 Terminal Platforms, Terminal Extension 7 78,150 100 2 Straight Track Pieces, 2 S Curve Pieces, Curve Track Piece 8 94,800 150 2 Terminal Platform, Terminal Extension, Terminal Stairs 9 109,300 100 2 Straight Track Pieces, 2 Short Track Piece, Curve Track Piece 10 132,700 400 Uriah's Heap Recycling Center w/Hippie

Worth a Shot

Worth a Shot Pt. 1

After unlocking Tetanus Terminal: Them bigwigs say I ain't allowed to ride the Monorail without payin' money. I reckon I'll just build my own station, that way people will have to pay me! Wouldn't that just make you part of the same system that's discriminating against you? Exactly. I'll be rich! Task: Place Tetanus Terminal Task: Place Monorail Track Pieces [x3] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Worth a Shot Pt. 2

After completing Worth a Shot Pt. 1: Some big city building inspector wants to shut me down 'cuz the side of my station is falling down. Maybe I can help you repair it. Nah, I'm just gonna expand my station instead. That ways the falling down part won't be on the side. Task: Place Tetanus Terminal Pieces [x4] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Worth a Shot Pt. 3

After completing Worth a Shot Pt. 2: Whoo-ee! I’ve done gone made it as Springfield’s #1 economy class monorail! Business is so good, I either need to raise costs or expand. I mean raise costs AND expand. What's the fun of one without t'other? Task: Place Tetanus Terminal Pieces [x4] Quest reward: 100 and 10

It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed

It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 1

After tapping on Hippie's exclamation mark: All this recycling going on, yet the profits are still going right into the "man's" pockets! What do you mean? We're recycling. There are no profits, and certainly no "man" that I know of. Yeah, right. Whenever goods trade hands, there's a corporation involved that's making money. Nope, no corporations involved. It's just people like you and me trying to make a difference. Really? Task: Make the Hippie Start a Recycling Corporation (5m, Uriah's Heap Recycling Center) Quest reward: 100 and 10

It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 2

After tapping on Hippie's exclamation mark: Sir, we've drawn up your articles of incorporation, in the state of Delaware of course. I've never been there, but of course. What are our earnings looking like? Well, we've had to take on some debt with start up costs. But I project by year's end we can--- I don't want to know about year's end. Tell me about Q3! Task: Make the Hippie Pour Over Projections (5m, Uriah's Heap Recycling Center) Quest reward: 100 and 10

It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 3

After tapping on Hippie's exclamation mark: Congratulations sir, but with your business acumen, you've joined the three comma club. You mean I made a billion dollars? No, but you've joined the group of elite who talk so stiltingly, that every sentence has, at the least, three commas in it. Ohh, what's happened to me?! I went from being a young Steve Jobs to an old Steve Jobs! Yes, you have, congratulations... uh, yes. I need to get back to my roots! And the other parts of my plants... you know, leaves and buds and such. Task: Make the Hippie Get Back to His Roots (5m, Uriah's Heap Recycling Center) Quest reward: 100 and 10

It Ain't Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 4

After tapping on Hippie's exclamation mark: I've managed to regain my balance, and learn a lot, thanks to my medicine. Are you referring to medicinal marijuana? What? No, that stuff isn't really medicine. It's just a fun way to relax, and it makes crappy music tolerable. I was referring to antidepressants, anxiety pills and ADD meds. I didn't even know I had all those things, but apparently we all do. So what did you learn? That it's okay for a hippie to make money, as long as he's doing something that makes the world a better place. Like recycling? Yeah, or making phones that are really supercomputers... -or even to make countercultural cartoons that turn into mainstream media. The important thing is I'm not alone. Task: Make the Hippie Hang Out with Other Corporate Hippies (4h, Java Server or Brown House) If the user has Matt Groening: Task: Make the Hippie Hang Out with Other Corporate Hippies (4h, Java Server or Brown House, Matt Groening) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Ahead of the Track

After unlocking Uriah's Heap Recycling Center: Task: Collect Duct Tape [x3000] (Increases by 1000 every time) Reward: Straight Track Piece or Curved Track Piece

Act 3 Prizes

Prize N. Image Goal Get It Now Cost Prizes 1 5,200 50 Mall-O-Rail Station, 3 Straight Track Pieces 2 12,600 75 2 Straight Track Pieces, Curve Track Piece 3 23,550 75 2 Straight Track Pieces, Curve Track Piece 4 42,950 150 Mall-O-Rail Awning, 2 Mall-O-Rail Platforms, Mall-O-Rail Stairs 5 56,450 100 2 Short Track Pieces, 2 S Curve Pieces, Curve Track Piece 6 75,850 150 Mall-O-Rail Awning, 2 Mall-O-Rail Platforms, Mall-O-Rail Extension 7 91,050 100 2 Straight Track Pieces, 2 Short Track Piece, Curve Track Piece 8 110,450 150 2 Mall-O-Rail Platform, Mall-O-Rail Extension, Mall-O-Rail Stairs 9 127,300 100 2 Straight Track Pieces, 2 S Curve Pieces, Curve Track Piece 10 154,550 400 Rail Yard w/Sebastian Cobb

Fast Track to Success

Fast Track to Success Pt. 1

After unlocking Mall-O-Rail Station: Homer and Lisa always get to build things. They built this whole monorail, practically! Well now it's Marge's turn to shine! I want... uh... hmm, what do I like? How about a store of some kind? Nothing fancy, it doesn't have to be crazy. Task: Place the Mall-O-Rail Station Task: Place Monorail Track Pieces [x3] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Fast Track to Success Pt. 2

After completing Fast Track to Success Pt. 1: Ooh, look at that! The Mall-O-Rail -- it's almost a pun. And I built it! Well, I ordered it to be built, or talked about it before it got built. The important thing is, Marge is in charge! Now what should I build next. Something new and exciting... like more of the same thing! Task: Place Mall-O-Rail Pieces [x4] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Fast Track to Success Pt. 3

After completing Fast Track to Success Pt. 2: Wow, this building stuff business is hard! You have to come up with a story about why you want to build things, and then think of a bunch of funny stuff to say. Except in this case. And for what? To make a bigger train station mall? I mean, do we really need more places to shop in this town? Well, I say enough is enough. It's time to stop building things! Task: Place Mall-O-Rail Pieces [x8] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Social Engineering

Social Engineering Pt. 1

After tapping on Sebastian Cobb's exclamation mark: I'm starting to like this town. Perhaps I will stay here. As the principle of mass dilation said to the matter accelerating near the speed of light, not so fast! I'm the scientist in this town. I even have a crazy house that's never been in the show to prove it! I'd have thought you relished the idea of another intellect in town. We could work on papers together. Nice try, Cobb. But I don't publish with people whose names come before mine alphabetically. But you can't make me leave -- I've already been paid for. You made the wrong mad scientist mad! Task: Make Sebastian Cobb and Frink Have a Science Off (1h, Rail Yard) If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Sebastian Cobb and Frink Have a Science Off (1h, Frink's Lab, Professor Frink) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Social Engineering Pt. 2

After tapping on Sebastian Cobb's exclamation mark: How did that man beat me in science? Half the things he was saying didn't even make sense. Science isn't about making sense -- look at quantum mechanics! If you want a role in this town, you're going to need a new angle. Hmm. Well, I HAVE always been a bit of a doom-and-gloom pessimist. Does this town need a nay-sayer? I should say not. You think you've got a more negative attitude than me? You clearly love food, while I love nothing. Wrong! I am heavyset not because I love food, but because I hate myself. When I'm done with you, those glasses you're wearing will be rose-colored! Task: Make Sebastian Cobb and Comic Book Guy Have a Negative Off (1h, Rail Yard) If the user has Comic Book Guy: Task: Make Sebastian Cobb and Comic Book Guy Have a Negative Off (1h, Android's Dungeon,Comic Book Guy) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Social Engineering Pt. 3

After tapping on Sebastian Cobb's exclamation mark: Defeated again. That man is as bitter as denatonium. Worst. Joke. Ever. I need a niche... but what? What? Yes, what. I'm sorry, but when you say "what" it sounds like "vhat"... even though it ain't written that way. Yes, that is because of my German accent. Hey, maybe that can be my thing! Zat seems unlikely. There are already TWO of us. Task: Make Sebastian Cobb and Wolfcastle AND Uter Have a German Off (1h, Rail Yard) If the user has Wolfcastle: Task: Make Sebastian Cobb and Wolfcastle AND Uter Have a German Off (1h, Wolfcastle's Mansion, Wolfcastle) If the user has Uter: Task: Make Sebastian Cobb and Wolfcastle AND Uter Have a German Off (1h, Rail Yard, Uter) If the user has Wolfcastle and Uter: Task: Make Sebastian Cobb and Wolfcastle AND Uter Have a German Off (1h, Wolfcastle's Mansion, Wolfcastle, Uter) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Social Engineering Pt. 4

After tapping on Sebastian Cobb's exclamation mark: It's useless. I have nothing to contribute to this world. I may as well not even exist. Nice try there, Colonel Clink. But utter hopelessness is MY thing! You don't want to have a lack of self-esteem with me. I've got noose bruises in places you can't imagine. *sigh* I must be the most unoriginal character in Springfield. Well, at least that's something. You're right! That's my defining characteristic. Being non-unique is what makes me unique! There you go. Everyone's happy! Task: Make Sebastian Cobb Celebrate His Unoriginality (1h, Rail Yard) If the user has Moe: Task: Make Moe Wallow in Depression (1h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Ahead of the Track

After unlocking Rail Yard: Task: Collect Bells and Whistles [x3000] (Increases by 1000 every time) Reward: Straight Track Piece or Curved Track Piece Quest reward: 100 and 10

Rail Yard Prizes

• Permanent addition to the game together with the Depots.
• You can accumulate the Blueprints all in one day.
• The prizes resets every Tuesday.
• There's no limit on how many track pieces you can get.
• Once acquired, Sebastian Cobb will move there and the Projects Board won't be available to be used anymore for projects.
• If a prize is not awarded, go to Krustyland or Friend Towns screen, then go back to your town and it'll be.
• Donut prize won't show a notification of unlocking.
• Week 1 starts on the Tuesday of the week in which the user gets the Rail Yard unlocked.

Prize N. Image Goal Condition Prize 1 5,000 1 random Track piece between Straight Track Piece and Short Track Piece 2 10,000 2 random Track pieces between Straight Track Piece, Short Track Piece and Curved Track Piece 3 15,000 3 random Track pieces between Straight Track Piece, Short Track Piece, Curved Track Piece and S Curve Track 4 20,000 5 random Track pieces between Straight Track Piece, Short Track Piece and Curved Track Piece Week 1 and 5 5 25,000 Monorail Tunnel Week 2 5 25,000 Monorail Station not owned Monorail Station, 2 Station Awnings, 2 Station Extensions, 2 Station Stairs and 2 Station Platforms Monorail Station owned 10 and 10 random Track pieces between Straight Track Piece, Short Track Piece, Curved Track Piece and S Curve Track Week 3 5 25,000 Tetanus Terminal not owned Tetanus Terminal, 2 Terminal Awnings, 2 Terminal Extensions, 2 Terminal Stairs and 2 Terminal Platforms Tetanus Terminal owned 20 and 20 random Track pieces between Straight Track Piece, Short Track Piece, Curved Track Piece and S Curve Track Week 4 5 25,000 Mall-O-Rail Station not owned Mall-O-Rail Station, 2 Mall-O-Rail Awnings, 2 Mall-O-Rail Extensions, 2 Mall-O-Rail Stairs and 2 Mall-O-Rail Platforms Mall-O-Rail Station owned 20 and 20 random Track pieces between Straight Track Piece, Short Track Piece, Curved Track Piece and S Curve Track Week 6+ 5 25,000 5 and 5 Straight Track Piece or Short Track Piece or Curved Track Piece or S Curve Track

Limited Time Items

Image Item Cost Returns from August 11 to September 10 at 9am BST Dumping Permit 90 60 30 August 11 to August 28 at 9am BST September 8 at 9am BST to September 15 at 9am BST Krusty's Drive-Thru Station 150 Purchasing this item also yields 4 Straight Track Pieces, 2 Curved Track Pieces, 2 Short Track Piece and 2 S Curve Piece. August 16 at 9am BST to August 28 at 9am BST September 8 at 9am BST to September 15 at 9am BST Drive-Thru Awning 25 Drive-Thru Extension 25 Drive-Thru Stairs 50 Drive-Thru Platform 10 August 16 at 9am BST to August 23 at 9am BST 50px Brandine 100 Valentine's Day 2014, Valentine's Day 2015 and Terwilligers. Her "Birth Another Spuckler" 90-day task will unlock Birthday, Whitney and Dubya. Birthday FREE Valentine's Day 2014, Valentine's Day 2015 and Terwilligers. Unlocked with Brandine's "Birth Another Spuckler" 90-day task. Dubya Whitney August 23 at 9am BST to September 3 at 9am BST Garbage Truck 35 Golf Course 100 Recycled Tower 20 Clash of Clones Recycled Wall 2 August 28 at 9am BST to September 3 at 9am BST Spruce Caboose 85 Winter 2014 September 3 at 9am BST to September 10 at 9am BST Mapple Store 90 Christmas 2012. September 3 at 9am BST to September 15 at 9am BST Mechanical Ant Alpha 60 Mechanical Ant Beta Mechanical Ant Gamma Mechanical Ant Delta September 10 at 9am BST to September 15 at 9am BST Monorail Cafe 60 Self-Reliant House 35 I Choo-Choo-Choose You Train 50 Valentine's 2013, Valentine's 2014 and Valentine's 2015.

Conform-o-meter impact

Building or Item Rating Points Straight Track Piece Obedience 1 Short Track Piece Curved Track Piece S Curve Piece Springfield Dump 10 Monorail Station Rail Yard Project Board Garbage Pile 5 Station Awning Station Extension Station Stairs Station Platform Mechanical Ant Alpha Obedience Bonus $ and XP 10 0.75% Mechanical Ant Beta Mechanical Ant Gamma Mechanical Ant Delta Garbage Truck 20 0.5% Uriah's Heap Recycling Center Tree-Hugging 10 Metal Depot Plastic Depot Glass Depot Recycling Bin 5 Krusty's Drive-Thru Station Gluttony 10 Drive-Thru Awning Gluttony Bonus $ and XP 5 0.25% Drive-Thru Extension Drive-Thru Stairs Drive-Thru Platform Mall-O-Rail Station Consumerism 10 Little Lisa's Recycling Monorail Cafe Mapple Store Mall-O-Rail Awning 5 Mall-O-Rail Extension Mall-O-Rail Stairs Mall-O-Rail Platform Tetanus Terminal Indolence 10 Self-Reliant House Terminal Awning 5 Terminal Extension Terminal Stairs Terminal Platform Spruce Caboose Vanity 600 Recycled Tower 150 Recycled Wall 10 Golf Course Vanity Bonus $ and XP 20 1.5% I Choo-Choo-Choose You Train 500 2.25%

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  Act 1 Prizes Screen

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  Act 2 Prizes Screen

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  Act 3 Prizes Screen

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  Act 3 Project Board Screen

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  Rail Yard Guide

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  Rail Yard Screen

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  Rail Yard Prizes

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  Find Building Screen

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  Plastic Depot Jobs

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  Glass Depot Jobs

Other changes made

August 11 update 1 (4.16.3;"4_16_Monorail","4_14_JobManager")

• (4.16.3)
• ("4_16_Monorail")
• ("4_14_JobManager")

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• A new strip of land was added at the bottom of the map and on the right.
• The ambience music was changed to a new one for the event.
• The app icon and splash screen were changed to new ones for the event.
• Springfield Heights upgradable buildings are no longer storable temporarily due to a glitch that allowed duplication and reset their level to 1.
• The icons to hide roads, pavements, water, characters, buildings and decorations now have an icon to open and close their menu, and they were moved upwards instead of going left, and a new icon was added to hide Monorail items.
• A new icon has been added to the pavement, road and water icons, for Monorail Tracks.
• Vandalizing friend towns' buildings was reactivated.
• Ziff Corp Office Building, Indoor Tennis Courts, Ghost Pirate Ship, It Blows, Springfield Slaughterhouse, Springfield YMCA, Waverly Hills Elementary School, The Castle of Equalia, All-Seeing Eye, Blarney Castle, Burns State Prison, Superior Squad HQ, National Bank of Springfield, Death Mountain, Crap Silo, Tar Pits, Botanical Garden, Radstation Air Fortress, Monsarno Research, Outdoor Opera Stage, Minimum Security Prison, Museum of Swordfish, Republican Party HQ, Radioactive Man Statue, Bartman Cave, Ancient Burial Ground, Present Depot, Elf Home, Toy Workshop, Spruce Caboose and Elf Portal were added to the Pays Taxes buildings group.
• The unreleased House Always Wins Pt. 1 now auto starts instead of requiring Homer to start.
• The Mutant Rabbit doesn't stop the game anymore once it starts or finishes a job.
• Building the Spruce Caboose now yields 85 instead of 60.
• Random tasks are not working properly showing negative numbers for how many times they've been completed.
• The text when collecting $, XP, currency, etc. from items and jobs disappear faster.
• The town landing point was moved to the Project Board, even for those that built Springfield Heights.
• The Daily Combo was changed so in Day 5 the reward is currency for the prizes.
• Akira is bugged and keep doing the same job over and over when trying to produce bonsais, so he can't produce them.
• Teleporter Alpha and Omega can now be used in friend towns.
• A new group has been added to the inventory for Monorail.
• IRS and Job Manager related changes: The Simpsons: Tapped Out IRS and Job Manager content update#August 11 update 1 (4.16.3;"4_16_Monorail","4_14_JobManager")

August 11 update 2 ("4_16_Monorail_Patch1_PostLaunch")

• Fixed Conductor Homer's crash after starting Train of Fools.

August 27 Update (4.16.5;"4_16_Monorail_Patch2_1_PostLaunch")

• Deluxe Condo, Business Center, Classic Mansion and Modern Mansion can now be stored again.
• A new Get Help button was added to the Cannot Connect to Server screen. If tapped, though, a white empty page opens up.

September 8 Update ("4_16_OldJewishMan_Patch1_PostLaunch")

• Fixed the glitch giving out Monorail Prizes again everytime a user logs in once the Rail Yard was unlocked and the second week of the Rail Yard prizes started.
• Fixed the Monorail Build menu not working if the above glitch was active.
• Uriah's Heap Recycling Center, Rail Yard, Monorail Station, Tetanus Terminal and Mall-O-Rail Station are no longer unique.
• For those that started the quest "Ahead of the Track" before the update, it reset to requiring 2000 Bells and Whistles (or will reset to 2000 the next time it's completed). After completing it once, it advances normally by 1000 more everytime.

September 15 Update (4.16.7,"4_16_Monorail_Takedown","4_16_IRS")

• 4.16.7
• "4_16_Monorail_Takedown"
• "4_16_IRS"

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