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The Land of Chocolate/Quotes

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The Simpsons Game
The Land of Chocolate
Bartman Begins
Homer: Wow! Chocolate! That's bright.
White chocolate rabbit: Excuse me, fatty. You're eating our world!
Homer: Hey! You look like that rabbit thing from that book about a girl named Alice who goes to Wonderland! What was it called? Oh yeah, Snow White in Stupidtown!
White chocolate rabbit: For your information, I am the white chocolate rabbit.
Homer: Hey, White chocolate is not even chocolate. It doesn't even to think cocoa salad.
White chocolate rabbit: Well... If I'm not real chocolate then you probably wouldn't be interested in eating me. [laughs]

{{qf[Homer}} Mmm... White Chocolate.


[Homer wakes up from a dream about The Land of Chocolate]
Homer: Not dreaming, not dreaming, not drea- Wha-? Dammit, I was dreaming! Why is life so unfair? All I want is the ability to eat everything in sight and turn into a giant ball! Is that too much to ask?! Damn you, reality!