Bargain Bin/Quotes
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- [Introduction Cutscene]
- Lisa: Oh my God! It's the mother ship!
- Bart: This must be the level boss for this part of the game!
- Homer: boss? Quick, everyone look busy!
- Bart: Guys! Look! The hatch opens after every four laser bursts. That's the weak spot when we need to fire!
- Kang: Hey, Kodos—that ugly kid's right. Why are we exposing our weak spot after every four laser bursts?
- Kodos: You're right... why do we even need to expose our weak spot at all?
- Kang: Thanks for the heads up, earth dumbass!
- Kodos: Screw fighting one family. Why don't we just blow up the whole town? They can't stop us from doing that!
- Kang: Sounds good to space-me!
- Marge: Unless we do something, these space octopuses are gonna get jiggy all over Springfield! Did I use "jiggy" right? Sorry.
- Bart: The cheat guide doesn't have any more upgrades!
- Lisa: Wait, I know another way we can cheat—the Internet!
- Bart: Of course, the Internet! That's where I cheat for school.
- Homer: Cheating. Is there anything it can't do?
- Bart: Check it out! They have a walkthrough for a game called "THE SIMPSONS GAME". Bartman, eating contest, alien invasion, slaughtering dolphins, it's describing everything we've done all day!
- Marge: But what does it say we have to do next?! Nothing, I hope!!!
- Bart: Well, it says that we need to find...
- Homer: Move it! I wanna play solitaire!!!
- Simpsons: (SCREAMS)
- Marge: Where are we?
- Lisa: We're in the game engine. If our life is a video game, this is a factory where it was made.
- Homer: That's ridiculous! I'm not a video game character. I'm a real, live person with dreams and feelings--
- Homer: Alright, fine. I'm a video game guy.
- Marge: Now can I ask a question? If this is a video game, where do we put the quarters?
- Homer: Oh my God! It's a nerd!
- Will Wright: That's right! The nerdiest nerd in the computerverse! (NERD LAUGH)
- Lisa: Dad, that's Will Wright, designer of SimCity and The Sims!
- Will Wright: Don't forget my biggest flop—SimSandwich. Its failure drove me mad... MAD! That's why I live here now, finding a home for old games nobody plays anymore.
- Will Wright: Video games are about what's new! And the old... is better off forgotten. Any of these fellows look familiar?
- Homer: Wow—we look so pixel-y!
- Bart: And poorly rendered.
- Marge: Which one is supposed to be me?
- Lisa: Don't destroy them! They may be obsolete—but they're still... alive.
- 8-Bit Homer: Help—he's crazy!
- 8-Bit Bart: If he destroys us, we'll never escape from Krusty Island!
- 8-Bit Marge: I'm Marge!
- Homer: You can't do this!
- Will Wright: Of course I can. I'm Will Wright, bitch! And pretty soon when there's a new better Simpsons video game than the one you're from, I'll destroy you, too. (LONG EVIL LAUGH)
- Bart: Stop him, Homer!
- Homer: Nerd!!!!!!!!!!
- [Saving the 8-Bit Simpsons]
- Homer: Bart, as much as I'd love to get rid of them, save the freaks!
- Homer: Hurry, Bart! The crappy versions of us are almost done for!
- Homer: Normal Bart, hurry up! Sloppy Bart's nearly dead!
- Bart: We've got to save our pixilated fore-fathers!
- Bart: We've got to save the 8-bit Simpsons! They remind us of a simpler time.
- Bart: Save yourself, Homer! Literally!
- Bart: Do something, Homer, or those Simpsons are going to end up in more than 8 bits!
- [Homer and Bart taunting Will Wright]
- Homer: Even Lisa's not nerd enough to wear nerd glasses!
- Homer: Hey Einstein, you smell like a butt!
- Homer: If you're so smart, why are you skinny?!
- Homer: Knowledge isn't power, it's stupid!
- Homer: Just because you're great doesn't mean you don't suck!
- Homer: Five bucks says Spore never gets released!!
- Bart: You make Milhouse look cool!
- Bart: I find your hover pedestal unimpressive.
- Bart: Just because you create God-games doesn't mean you can play God.
- Bart: Shouldn't you be doing something useful with your genius?
- Bart: Stop being smarter than us!
- Bart: Don't hate the player or the game!
- [Homer and Bart solving puzzles]
- Homer: That's it, Bart! Way to solve the thingy!
- Homer: You solved the puzzle. Nerd!!!
- Bart: Way to use your pea-brain, Homer!
- Bart: I no longer think you're dumb as a rock.
- [Homer crashing into crates]
- Homer: Ow! My fat face!
- Homer: Blammo!
- Homer: The party's over, crates!
- Homer: I'm on a roll! Sorry.
- [Will Wright taunting Homer and Bart]
- Will Wright: You Simpsons should stick to TV!
- Will Wright: Worship me! I am a near-sighted god!
- Will Wright: You're not girls, so I'm not afraid of you!
- Will Wright: Nice design - your pathing A.I. is pathetic!
- Will Wright: Behold my incredible beauty!
- Will Wright: Anything without "Sim" in its name is stupid! Except Spore.
- Will Wright: Why haven't you put me on the show?! You had the Baha Men on!
- [Will Wright reacting to Homer and Bart solving puzzles]
- Will Wright: Pure luck. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Once if it's on military time.
- Will Wright: Hey! You're both supposed to be dumb! Get back in character!
- Will Wright: You're not so great - I've made out with a girl!
- Will Wright: Big whoop. Wanna see me solve a Rubik's cube?
- Will Wright: Okay, so you can do a puzzle. But can you grow a sweet 'stache like mine?
- Will Wright: Another puzzle solved, huh? No problem. No need to fart nervously.
- Will Wright: Stay calm, big Willy, no need to panic.
- Will Wright: Keep it together. Think of your money. Concentrate on all your money. Aah.
- [Will Wright reacting to Homer and Bart getting collectibles]
- Will Wright: Stopping for non-essential collectibles during timed puzzle. Not logical. Does not compute.
- Will Wright: I remember when I cared about picking up collectibles...good times.
- Will Wright: Ooh, they're getting so many points. When's my turn to play?
- Will Wright: You waste your time, while I invent other games with Sim in the title. Sim hot dog... Sim garbage truck... Sim... duck farm!
- [Will Wright reacting to Homer and Bart reaching the incierator lever]
- Will Wright: No, you can't win! I won't go back to dancing!
- Will Wright: This isn't possible. The odds of you winning are five to one. Wait, that's bad for me, isn't it?
- Will Wright: Don't you get it? Nobody beats Will Wright, nobody! I'm King of the Nerds!
- Will Wright: This isn't right! Who put you up to this? Was it those jerks at EA? They hate me, you know. They're all jealous of me! Jealous I tells ya!
- [8-Bit Simpsons]
- 8-Bit Homer: Someone stop this crazy thing!
- 8-Bit Homer: If I die I'll never live my lifelong dream of starting an emu farm!
- 8-Bit Homer: Just because I'm obsolete doesn't mean I don't feel pain!
- 8-Bit Homer: Save us, us!
- 8-Bit Homer: Hurry, smooth Simpsons! We're almost goners!
- 8-Bit Homer: This is it—and I never got to snuggle with that better, next-gen Marge!
- 8-Bit Bart: Cowabunga! I need help! Cowabunga!
- 8-Bit Bart: Save my old-school butt!
- 8-Bit Bart: I'm having a cow, man!
- 8-Bit Bart: I'm gonna die an underachiever and proud of it!
- 8-Bit Bart: Save the Bartman! Save the Bartman!
- 8-Bit Bart: This isn't my greatest prank ever! We're almost dead!
- 8-Bit Bart: I'll never live to put mothballs in the beef stew!
- 8-Bit Bart: Not Again!
- 8-Bit Lisa: Save our low-resolution souls!
- 8-Bit Lisa: I may not have three dimensions, but I want to live!
- 8-Bit Lisa: I leave everything to Snowball II !
- 8-Bit Lisa: I'm not ready for Nirvana! I haven't achieved enlightenment!
- 8-Bit Lisa: Now I really understand the blues!
- 8-Bit Lisa: If I don't make it, tell 8-bit Milhouse I don't like him that way!
- 8-Bit Lisa: It's hard to be Zen when you're about to go through a shredder!
- 8-Bit Marge: Don't hate us 'cause we're ugly!
- 8-Bit Marge: Someone use your joystick to save us!
- 8-Bit Marge: Put in another quarter! I want more life!
- 8-Bit Marge: Either get me out of here or explain to me what's going on!
- 8-Bit Marge: If you save me I'll put your initials on the high score!
- 8-Bit Marge: This is it! -- I wish I spent more time cleaning!
- 8-Bit Marge: We might not make it! I should have worn a nicer dress!
- [8-Bit Simpsons reacting to being saved]
- 8-Bit Bart: Thanks for saving us, awesome versions of us!
- 8-Bit Homer: You did it, you saved us! How many points did you get?
- 8-Bit Lisa: I love you, next gen Simpsons!
- 8-Bit Marge: Thank you, other Homie and other Bart!
- [8-Bit Simpsons are dead]
- 8-Bit Homer: Mmm...death.
- 8-Bit Homer: Oh, I feel a shooting pain in my everywhere!
- 8-Bit Bart: I'll never see.. the boat show...
- 8-Bit Bart: Cowabunga, dead...
- 8-Bit Lisa: Goodbye smooth world!
- 8-Bit Lisa: Remember us how we were - jagged!
- 8-Bit Marge: I love my Homie.
- 8-Bit Marge: I think I left the oven on!
- [Will Wright celebrating killing the 8-Bit Simpsons]
- Will Wright: You should try The Sims instead, that's more your speed.
- Will Wright: Don't feel too bad. It's just a stupid video game. I'll have my office send you a million dollars.
- Will Wright: I guess that's the end of the 8-bit Simpsons. Oh, boo-hoo. What will the world do without a bunch of 2D losers?
- Will Wright: Welcome to the jungle, baby!
- Will Wright: Well, now that that's done. I'm off to burn down an orphanage.
- Will Wright: Taste the pain, Simpsons. Mmm...pain.
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