NeverQuest/Quotes

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(When Marge is rescuing the hobbits while Homer fights Selmatty)

Marge Simpson: Over here you little idiots!

Marge: I'm like Gandalf, but sexy.

Homer Simpson: This is like one of these Police Academy movies.

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(When Marge and Homer are in Selmatty's dungeon)

Morc: Hi, I'm Orc Moe and I'm going to kick your ass in every way!

Homer: You shall not pass! Wind!

Morc: ANGRY BERSERKER ORC MOE!

Homer: Hey middle-earthies! Eat my sword! Hope that doesn't sound too gay.

Homer: (in Helium Homer mode) Wow! I'm flying! I wonder if it's science or magic or super farts?

Morc: Uh, I peed my orc diaper.

Homer: This is for teaching you a lesson for someone who can't watch 5 minutes of Lord of the Rings before falling asleep!

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(When Homer and Marge are in the maze with the overhead view)

Announcer: Save keys to open doors.

Announcer: I like eggs.

Announcer: Homer needs food badly.

Announcer: Marge is about to die.

Announcer: Homer, your health bar is running low.

Homer: Oh, can't you say something more positive?

Announcer: Homer is about to die.

Homer: No you're about to die!

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