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{{qf|Lisa}} No, we need to tell him the truth. | {{qf|Lisa}} No, we need to tell him the truth. | ||
{{qf|Bart}} I am! I got to move this candy, alien invasion or not. | {{qf|Bart}} I am! I got to move this candy, alien invasion or not. | ||
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} Whatever. | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Whatever. It looks like he's not home. |
| − | {{qf|Bart}} Fine. | + | {{qf|Bart}} Fine. I'll break, you enter. |
| − | {{qf|Bart}} This place is sadder than Moe's house. | + | {{qf|Bart}} This place is sadder than Moe's house. And that dude is sad. |
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} Bart! | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Bart! Check it out! I think I know where Frink has disappeared to. |
{{qf|Lisa}} No stupid! The sign! | {{qf|Lisa}} No stupid! The sign! | ||
| − | {{qf|Bart}} Reading's for nerds! | + | {{qf|Bart}} Reading's for nerds! Hop in! |
| − | {{qf|Bart}} Wow! | + | {{qf|Bart}} Wow! Crates, coins, hearts, old video game characters... what is this place? |
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} It looks like some kind of factory. | + | {{qf|Lisa}} It looks like some kind of factory. But what are they making? |
| − | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Why, they're making video games my dear child! | + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Why, they're making video games my dear child! You see, when I traveled through my Rift Portal, I discovered a world beyond ours. Welcome to the game engine! |
| − | {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, yeah, great. | + | {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, yeah, great. Here's the thing. Our town's being attacked by aliens, and- |
{{qf|Professor Frink}} Don't you understand, son? Your whole life up until this moment has been a mere video game. | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Don't you understand, son? Your whole life up until this moment has been a mere video game. | ||
{{qf|Bart}} Yeah, yeah. What you gonna do? The thing is, our video game powers aren't strong enough. We need upgrades, and fast. | {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, yeah. What you gonna do? The thing is, our video game powers aren't strong enough. We need upgrades, and fast. | ||
{{qf|Professor Frink}} Well, I've anticipated this problem, and I've done what every video game player who doesn't have time to figure out things for himself does. | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Well, I've anticipated this problem, and I've done what every video game player who doesn't have time to figure out things for himself does. | ||
{{qf|Bart}} You cheated! | {{qf|Bart}} You cheated! | ||
| − | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Exactly. | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Exactly. Behold, the strategy guide. |
| − | {{qf|Lisa}} A cheat guide? | + | {{qf|Lisa}} A cheat guide? I don't know, Bart. I do want to save the lives of everyone we love, but if that means I have to be dishonest... |
| − | {{qf|Bart}} For crying out loud! | + | {{qf|Bart}} For crying out loud! Alright, Frink, let me see that book! |
| − | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Help! | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Help! An oversized monkey, and his touches are unwelcome! |
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{{qf|Bart}} Yes! The blood room! | {{qf|Bart}} Yes! The blood room! | ||
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| − | {{qf|Lisa}} Thanks, Professor. | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Thanks, Professor. Now we can take this book back to Mom and Dad and stop those aliens. |
{{qf|Bart}} Aren't you coming, Professor? | {{qf|Bart}} Aren't you coming, Professor? | ||
| − | {{qf|Professor Frink}} No, no, no. | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} No, no, no. My place is here. I've uh, I've made a life for myself in this world... with my lovely new bride. |
| − | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Finally, a woman who understands me. | + | {{qf|Professor Frink}} Finally, a woman who understands me. She is my everything. |
{{qf|Female Koopa Troopa}} (LOVING TURTLE NOISES) | {{qf|Female Koopa Troopa}} (LOVING TURTLE NOISES) | ||
{{qf|Professor Frink}} And she's funny, too. Uh, ho, ho, oh I'm very happy. | {{qf|Professor Frink}} And she's funny, too. Uh, ho, ho, oh I'm very happy. | ||
Latest revision as of 19:18, December 25, 2024
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- [Introduction Cutscene]
- Lisa: Professor Frink! Are you home? We need to talk to you.
- Bart: Yeah, we're selling band candy.
- Lisa: No, we need to tell him the truth.
- Bart: I am! I got to move this candy, alien invasion or not.
- Lisa: Whatever. It looks like he's not home.
- Bart: Fine. I'll break, you enter.
- Bart: This place is sadder than Moe's house. And that dude is sad.
- Lisa: Bart! Check it out! I think I know where Frink has disappeared to.
- Lisa: No stupid! The sign!
- Bart: Reading's for nerds! Hop in!
- Bart: Wow! Crates, coins, hearts, old video game characters... what is this place?
- Lisa: It looks like some kind of factory. But what are they making?
- Professor Frink: Why, they're making video games my dear child! You see, when I traveled through my Rift Portal, I discovered a world beyond ours. Welcome to the game engine!
- Bart: Yeah, yeah, great. Here's the thing. Our town's being attacked by aliens, and-
- Professor Frink: Don't you understand, son? Your whole life up until this moment has been a mere video game.
- Bart: Yeah, yeah. What you gonna do? The thing is, our video game powers aren't strong enough. We need upgrades, and fast.
- Professor Frink: Well, I've anticipated this problem, and I've done what every video game player who doesn't have time to figure out things for himself does.
- Bart: You cheated!
- Professor Frink: Exactly. Behold, the strategy guide.
- Lisa: A cheat guide? I don't know, Bart. I do want to save the lives of everyone we love, but if that means I have to be dishonest...
- Bart: For crying out loud! Alright, Frink, let me see that book!
- Professor Frink: Help! An oversized monkey, and his touches are unwelcome!
- Bart: Yes! The blood room!
- Lisa: Oh, it's all so carnal and unnecessary.
- [Ending Cutscene]
- Lisa: Thanks, Professor. Now we can take this book back to Mom and Dad and stop those aliens.
- Bart: Aren't you coming, Professor?
- Professor Frink: No, no, no. My place is here. I've uh, I've made a life for myself in this world... with my lovely new bride.
- Professor Frink: Finally, a woman who understands me. She is my everything.
- Female Koopa Troopa: (LOVING TURTLE NOISES)
- Professor Frink: And she's funny, too. Uh, ho, ho, oh I'm very happy.
- Bart & Lisa: (CREEPED-OUT NOISE)
