Difference between revisions of "Dye The Town Green"

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Dye The Town Green is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the St. Patrick's Day 2014 content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Excuse me, Mr. O'Flanagan. I'm here to perform a task totally appropriate for an 8 year old girl - pick up my father at a bar. It's sad to think that anyone in here is actually a father... but take your pick! Hey, what are you doing to that beer? I'm about to dye it green for St. Paddy's Day. With that food-coloring! You should use a more eco-friendly dye. It would be a green way to go green... that was a joke. If you say so. Task: "Make Tom O'Flanagan Dye Beer Green". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Tom, I wanted to take a picture of all your eco-friendly green dye-usage for my blog. Perhaps this exciting development will push my readership into the single digits! Now why don't you move all this red stuff and show me the green Oh My Blarney Stones! I've done it again! I must confess my deepest secret – I'm red/green color-blind. This is worse than when I accidentally joined the sinister Communist Party thinking it was the benevolent IRA! Color-blindness is not that big of a deal. It is if you're Irish! I once pinched Kermit the Frog on St. Patrick's Day. I'm a MONSTER! Luckily you're the only Irishman in this game, so you're safe. Leprechaun spies are everywhere! Whether you sprung for the premium character or not. Oh Little Lisa, would you be willing to help one more fully grown man with his problems? Task: "Make Tom O'Flanagan and Lisa Actually Dye Beer Green". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 45 seconds. It's working! No... it's not. Oh. I have no way of knowing, because of my color-blindness of course. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark This eco-friendly green dye just isn't strong enough to counteract the red. I'm a sorry excuse for an Irishman. I don't even use Irish Spring. I use Lever 2000! Come St. Patrick's Day, I'm going to have an angry mob kicking down my door wanting their beer to be an unnatural shade of green, not an all-natural shade of red. And if they don't get it, then they'll want blood. My emerald green blood. Umm... Not that too! I can fix this! This is why I played with chemistry sets while all the other kids were off playing tag and red light/green light. You mean green light/green light?... Oh no. Task: "Make Lisa Fix the Green Dye". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark It still isn't working! I haven't been this sad since they canceled the short-lived Michael Flatley sitcom – Landlord of the Dance. Maybe the Kwik-E-Mart has stronger dye that isn't too horrible for the environment? Task: "Make Lisa Shop at the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes. I'm sorry, Lisa. I'm afraid I have used all my green dye to make a Shamrock Squishee. And green hotdogs? Yes, of course... those hotdogs are DYED green... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Tom O'Flanagan's exclamation mark I'm ruined! Is it too late to rebrand myself in time for Chinese New Year? If only you could take credit for our green river, but everyone knows that's just because of the toxic nuclear runoff. Toxic nuclear runoff? That sounds way more powerful than eco-friendly green dye. But all my morals! My self-righteous indignation! I couldn't! But if I lose my bar, the Irish will turn my story into a limerick for sure. And they've gotten so uncomfortably dirty. Let down a kindly old man or hurt the environment? These types of moral questions are only fun in the abstract! We can use nuclear runoff to dye the beer green, but only if you put some recycling bins around your bar. That's the spirit! Now you're talking like a useless environmental regulation committee! Task: "Reach Level 9 and Place Dumpsters" (x3). Task: "Make Lisa Relinquish her Moral High Ground". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Tom O'Flanagan Use Nuclear Waste to Dye Beer Green". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Tom O'Flanagan's exclamation mark It's finally green!... right? Yes, this time you're right. It's actually green. In the wise words of your father and my employer: WOO HOO! And just in time to open for our first customer: your father and my employer. Task: "Make Homer Endure Moderation". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 16 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Enjoy a St. Patrick's Beer Bash" (x15). The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 16 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Characters that can do the "Enjoy a St. Patrick's Beer Bash" task are: