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Dye The Town Green

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Dye The Town Green
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: St. Patrick's Day 2014
Required characters: Lisa, Tom O'Flanagan
Optional characters: See Pt. 6
Previous quest(s): Training Day Pt. 7

Dye The Town Green is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the St. Patrick's Day 2014 content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Excuse me, Mr. O'Flanagan. I'm here to perform a task totally appropriate for an 8 year old girl - pick up my father at a bar.
Tom O'Flanagan - Sad It's sad to think that anyone in here is actually a father... but take your pick!
Lisa Hey, what are you doing to that beer?
Tom O'Flanagan I'm about to dye it green for St. Paddy's Day.
Lisa With that food-coloring! You should use a more eco-friendly dye. It would be a green way to go green... that was a joke.
Tom O'Flanagan If you say so.
Task: "Make Tom O'Flanagan Dye Beer Green". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Tom, I wanted to take a picture of all your eco-friendly green dye-usage for my blog.
Lisa Perhaps this exciting development will push my readership into the single digits!
Lisa Now why don't you move all this red stuff and show me the green
Tom O'Flanagan - Sad Oh My Blarney Stones! I've done it again! I must confess my deepest secret – I'm red/green color-blind.
Tom O'Flanagan - Sad This is worse than when I accidentally joined the sinister Communist Party thinking it was the benevolent IRA!
Lisa Color-blindness is not that big of a deal.
Tom O'Flanagan - Sad It is if you're Irish! I once pinched Kermit the Frog on St. Patrick's Day. I'm a MONSTER!
Lisa Luckily you're the only Irishman in this game, so you're safe.
Tom O'Flanagan - Sad Leprechaun spies are everywhere! Whether you sprung for the premium character or not.
Tom O'Flanagan - Sad Oh Little Lisa, would you be willing to help one more fully grown man with his problems?
Task: "Make Tom O'Flanagan and Lisa Actually Dye Beer Green". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 45 seconds.
Tom O'Flanagan It's working!
Lisa No... it's not.
Tom O'Flanagan - Sad Oh. I have no way of knowing, because of my color-blindness of course.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa This eco-friendly green dye just isn't strong enough to counteract the red.
Tom O'Flanagan - Sad I'm a sorry excuse for an Irishman. I don't even use Irish Spring. I use Lever 2000!
Tom O'Flanagan - Sad Come St. Patrick's Day, I'm going to have an angry mob kicking down my door wanting their beer to be an unnatural shade of green, not an all-natural shade of red.
Tom O'Flanagan - Sad And if they don't get it, then they'll want blood. My emerald green blood.
Lisa Umm...
Tom O'Flanagan - Sad Not that too!
Lisa I can fix this! This is why I played with chemistry sets while all the other kids were off playing tag and red light/green light.
Tom O'Flanagan - Sad You mean green light/green light?... Oh no.
Task: "Make Lisa Fix the Green Dye". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa It still isn't working!
Tom O'Flanagan - Sad I haven't been this sad since they canceled the short-lived Michael Flatley sitcom – Landlord of the Dance.
Lisa Maybe the Kwik-E-Mart has stronger dye that isn't too horrible for the environment?
Task: "Make Lisa Shop at the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes.
Apu I'm sorry, Lisa. I'm afraid I have used all my green dye to make a Shamrock Squishee.
Lisa And green hotdogs?
Apu Yes, of course... those hotdogs are DYED green...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Tom O'Flanagan's exclamation mark
Tom O'Flanagan - Sad I'm ruined! Is it too late to rebrand myself in time for Chinese New Year?
Lisa If only you could take credit for our green river, but everyone knows that's just because of the toxic nuclear runoff.
Tom O'Flanagan Toxic nuclear runoff? That sounds way more powerful than eco-friendly green dye.
Lisa But all my morals! My self-righteous indignation! I couldn't!
Tom O'Flanagan - Sad But if I lose my bar, the Irish will turn my story into a limerick for sure. And they've gotten so uncomfortably dirty.
Lisa Let down a kindly old man or hurt the environment? These types of moral questions are only fun in the abstract!
Lisa We can use nuclear runoff to dye the beer green, but only if you put some recycling bins around your bar.
Tom O'Flanagan That's the spirit! Now you're talking like a useless environmental regulation committee!
Task: "Reach Level 9 and Place Dumpsters" (x3).
Task: "Make Lisa Relinquish her Moral High Ground". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Tom O'Flanagan Use Nuclear Waste to Dye Beer Green". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Tom O'Flanagan's exclamation mark
Tom O'Flanagan It's finally green!... right?
Lisa Yes, this time you're right. It's actually green.
Tom O'Flanagan In the wise words of your father and my employer: WOO HOO!
Tom O'Flanagan And just in time to open for our first customer: your father and my employer.
Task: "Make Homer Endure Moderation". The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 16 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Enjoy a St. Patrick's Beer Bash" (x15). The job takes place at O'Flanagan's Pub and takes 16 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Characters that can do the "Enjoy a St. Patrick's Beer Bash" task are:

Abraham Lincoln, Agnes, Apu, Arnie Pye, Barney, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Booberella, Brandine, Brockman, Bumblebee Man, Carl, Chalmers, Wiggum, Cletus, Comic Book Guy, Mr. Burns, Ned, Disco Stu, Dr. Nick, Drederick Tatum, Duffman, Fat Tony, Grampa, Hank Scorpio, Herman, Jasper, Judge Snyder, Kang, Kearney, Kirk, Kodos, Kumiko, Legs, Lenny, Lou, Louie, Lugash, Luigi, Marge, Mindy, Miss Springfield, Moe, Moleman, Mr. Costington, Mrs. Krabappel, Otto, Patty, Professor Frink, Quimby, Rev. Lovejoy, Sea Captain, Selma, Skinner, Snake, Suzanne the Witch, The Grumple, The Rich Texan, Tribal Chief, Willie, Wolfcastle, Krusty, Sideshow Mel, Dr. Hibbert, Eddie, Luann, Tom O'Flanagan, The Yes Guy, Sanjay, and Manjula