Difference between revisions of "The Land of Chocolate/Quotes"

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[Introduction Cutscene]

TV Announcer: Grand Theft Scratchy -- buy it! Scratchy!

Homer: Wow, chocolate. Half price.

White Chocolate Rabbit: Excuse me? Fatty? You're eating our world.

Homer: Hey, you're like that rabbit thing from that book about a girl named Alice who goes to Wonderland... What was it called? Oh yeah, "Snow White in Stupidtown."

White Chocolate Rabbit: For your information, I am the white chocolate rabbit.

Homer: Hey, white chocolate's not even chocolate. It doesn't even contain cocoa solids.

White Chocolate Rabbit: Well, if I'm not real chocolate, then you probably wouldn't be interested in eating me. [laughs]

Homer: Mmm... White chocolate.

[Homer reacting to the Land of Chocolate]

Homer: I love Chocolate City!

Homer: This land is so chocolaty!

Homer: This place has such a great infrastructure.

Homer: Why can't Springfield be this delicious?

Homer: I'd love to meet Mayor Chocula!

Homer: I am so buying a summer home here!

Homer: I hope global warming doesn't find out about this place.

Homer: If this place is a dream, I'll kill myself!

Homer: This place is way better than Vitamin-tropolis.

Homer: I hope I don't stain my clothes.

Homer: This place is completely nutrageous!

Homer: I hope I don't run into any Oompa Loompas.

Homer: I wish Lenny could see this.

Homer: Mmm...Boston cream moving platforms!

[Homer eating the chocolate chunks]

Homer: Oh, who knew chocolate melts in your mouth?

Homer: Mmm, sugar rush!

Homer: Sugar crash...

Homer: I'll diet when I'm awake.

Homer: Yes! Yes! Yes!

Homer: This chocolate needs more chocolate.

Homer: That gave me goosebumps. I mean chocobumps.

Homer: I could do this all night!

Homer: I could go all night!

[Homer attacking/eating the chocolate bunnies]

Homer: Chocolate, I'm going to finish you off!

Homer: Mmm...empty calories.

Homer: I want your chocolate in my mouth!

Homer: Die, chocolate!

Homer: It's going to be a closed wrapper funeral!

Homer: I want to pat the bunny!

Homer: Oh, you're going to get such an eating!

Homer: Just let me bite off an ear.

Homer: Chocolate isn't supposed to hop!

Homer: I'll even eat your candy eyes!

Homer: Oh, I'm gonna lick you all over!

Homer: You should've stayed in your egg!

Homer: Smash the bunny!

Homer: Aw, you're going to pieces!

Homer: Mind if I break off your ear?

Homer: I beat the chocolate!

Homer: Say goodnight, chocolate!

Homer: The tail is the best part!

Homer: Let's see how you hop without a head!

Homer: Now who's the idiot?!

Homer: You won't see your next Easter!

Homer: Easter came early this year!

Homer: Thank goodness this isn't a dream!

Homer: You don't even bleed!

Homer: Judo chop chop!

[The White Chocolate Rabbit taunting Homer]

White Chocolate Rabbit: Why so slow, fatty? Eat too many of my relatives?

White Chocolate Rabbit: Maybe you'd do better in a turn-based RPG.

White Chocolate Rabbit: If you can't do the tutorial, you're really in trouble!

White Chocolate Rabbit: Haha, I've never seen anyone wet their pants while jumping.

White Chocolate Rabbit: Leap, jumbo, leap!

[Chocolate Bunnies]

Chocolate Bunnies: Blood sugar getting low?!

Chocolate Bunnies: You're a special dork!

Chocolate Bunnies: Ha, Your back fat is sweating!

Chocolate Bunnies: You need lipo -- stat!

Chocolate Bunnies: Lenny is way cooler than you.

Chocolate Bunnies: You can't even dream right!

Chocolate Bunnies: You're dumber than a bag of hair.

Chocolate Bunnies: Lick my tail!

Chocolate Bunnies: Your son is below-average!

Chocolate Bunnies: Eat my fudge!

Chocolate Bunnies: Go suck a carrot!

Chocolate Bunnies: Why don't you not bite me?!

Chocolate Bunnies: You smell like meat!

Chocolate Bunnies: You couldn't tell caramel from nougat!

Chocolate Bunnies: Your subconscious is taunting you, moron!

Chocolate Bunnies: 1989 called, it wants its fashion sense back!

Chocolate Bunnies: I did it with Marge!

Chocolate Bunnies: You want a piece of this?!

Chocolate Bunnies: Bart hates you!

Chocolate Bunnies: I say! You suck!

Chocolate Bunnies: Indubitably, you are an ass!

Chocolate Bunnies: You eat out of compulsion, not pleasure!

Chocolate Bunnies: You confuse food with love!

Chocolate Bunnies: You self-medicate with food!

Chocolate Bunnies: You're morbidly obese -- and I mean morbidly!

Chocolate Bunnies: You stink of garlic and fish!

Chocolate Bunnies: Everyone knows you're bald!

Chocolate Bunnies: That comb-over's not fooling anyone!

Chocolate Bunnies: Eating is cheating! Eating is cheating!

Chocolate Bunnies: You disgust this chocolate rabbit!

Chocolate Bunnies: Why won't you wake up!

Chocolate Bunnies: Your eyes look like boobs!

Chocolate Bunnies: You've ruined our utopia!

Chocolate Bunnies: Tell my chocolate children I loved them!

Chocolate Bunnies: You, sir, are a monster!

Chocolate Bunnies: I challenge you to a chocolate duel!

Chocolate Bunnies: Your mouth is a serial killer!

Chocolate Bunnies: Ow! You ate my ears!

Chocolate Bunnies: Goodbye, brown world!

Chocolate Bunnies: Please don't eat me!

Chocolate Bunnies: I don't want to go to chocolate bunny hell!

Chocolate Bunnies: Pain pain pain pain!

Chocolate Bunnies: I'm being chomped -- chomped!

Chocolate Bunnies: (BLOODCURDLING SCREAM)

Chocolate Bunnies: I'll talk! I'll talk!

Chocolate Bunnies: Oh, God! I'm a freak! A freak!

Chocolate Bunnies: Have you no heart, sir?!

Chocolate Bunnies: Ow! Damn my chocolate nerves!

Chocolate Bunnies: Why couldn't I melt away in my sleep?!

Chocolate Bunnies: I hope you choke on me!

Chocolate Bunnies: Holy crap! I'm hollow.

[Homer reacting to the giant cake]

Homer: It's not even my birthday!

Homer: Wow! It's even bigger than Marge's butt!

Homer: Wow! That's enough cake for TWO birthdays!

Homer: Please don't be full of dancing girls.

[Homer reacting to the White Chocolate Rabbit]

Homer: What a nerd!

Homer: I hate know-it-all chocolate!

[Homer inside the giant cake]

Homer: Whee! Look at me! I'm a big, fat, funny ball, and I can eat and eat and never get full! This is like a dream come true! Thank goodness I'm not dreaming!

Homer: Flatten under my girth, bunnies! Flatten! (CRAZY LAUGHTER)

Homer: Die, bunnies, die! Woo-haha! (CRAZY LAUGHTER)

Homer: This is the happiest, and saddest, moment of my entire life!

Homer: Not Dreaming! Not Dreaming! Not Dreaming!

[Ending Cutscene]

Homer: Not dreaming! Not dreaming! Not dreaming! Not dreaming... not dreaming... not dreaming, not... Wha, dammit! I was dreaming! Why is life so unfair? All I want is the ability to eat everything in sight and turn into a giant ball. Is that too much to ask? Damn you, reality!