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KrustyCo Inc. is the company owned by Krusty the Clown that handles his merchandising. Everything that meets Krusty's "high standards" has a Krusty Brand Seal of Approval on it.

Media and Entertainment

TV shows

Image Name Type Notes The Krusty the Clown Show TV show The show has been temporarily run by Sideshow Bob, cancelled, possessed by the IRS. It shows Itchy & Scratchy. America's Next Krusty TV show Planned to air if Krusty did not agree to add Princess Penelope to his The Krusty the Clown Show.[1] It's a Krusty Kinda Kristmas! TV special It is sponsored by ILG and Li'l Sweetheart Cupcakes.[2] Krusty Comeback Special TV special Made by Krusty the Clown after he got canceled and decided to come back.[3] Krusty Days TV show Situation comedy set in the 1950s.[4] Krusty Komedy Klassic TV special One of Krusty's many parody show.[5] The Krusty Question Game show Produced by Krustylu Studios in the early days of the studio.[4] Krusty Telethon Telethon For motion sickness.[6] Krusty the Clone Variety show Children's variety show.[7] The Krusty the Clown Show Retro Reboot! Live comedy show Channel HBOWTIME.[8] Krusty's Poetry Korner Talk show About poetry.[9] Last Gasp with Krusty the Clown Chat show Brief late night series when Lisa takes over The Krusty the Clown Show.[10] The Real Ex-Wives of Krusty TV show About Krusty the Clown's ex-wives.[11] Roast of Krusty the Clown TV specal Comedy roast.[12] A Very Krusty Christmas Special TV special Comedy roast.[12] Krusty the Klown's Celebrity Salute to Specials TV special Ended up in a blimp accident.[13]

Films

Image Name Type Notes The Krusty Movie [14] K is for Klown [15] The Klown Jewels [15] Krusty All the Way! Christmas comedy [16] Krusty at the Kremlin [15] Krusty Goes to College [15] Krusty in Concert [15] Krusty Size Me! Documentary [17] The Krusty the Klown Story: Booze, Drugs, Guns, Lies, Blackmail and Laughter TV movie [18] Krusty vs. the Space Mummy [19] Saving Private Krusty [20] They Shoot Clowns Don't They? [15]

Albums

Image Name Type Notes Dark Side of the Moonpie Album The album featured covers of "Puppy Love" and "My Ding-a-Ling".[21] Face Down on Mojito Beach Album The album contains 15 songs about tropical cocktails.[21] Get Behind Me, Sideshow Album On the album Sideshow Mel plays a single snare with his bone while Krusty alternates between screaming and bouts of coughing.[21] The Glorious K.R.U.S.T.Y. "Ready to Diet" Album The album is 137 minutes long.[21] Greetings from Krustyland Album Before the recording Krusty wanted a record with lyrics like Bob Dylan and a sound like Phil Spector, but most of all he wanted to sing like Don Johnson.[21] Kroon Along with Krusty! Album Record went Gold. Not to be confused with the segment of his show. Includes a duet with Harvey Fierstein.[22] Krust Album The album features just his voice and a kazoo. The record was nominated for two Grammys, Best UPC Code and Easiest Packaging to Open.[21] Krustophenia Album Krusty complained about the Simpsons getting a hit album while Krustophenia just sat on the shelf.[23] Krusty Klowns Klezmer! Album The album is on sale at King Toot's and features "The Dreidel Song" and "The Other Dreidel Song".[24] Krusty Kroons the Klassics Album [25] ]] Krusty Sings the Chipmunks Album Advertised by Krusty with several other products.[26] Krusty the Clown Presents: Grandpa Got Sideswiped By a Snowboard Album Christmas songs performed by Bart Simpson as the "I Didn't Do It Boy".[27] S' Wonderful S' Marvelous S' Krusty Album [28] These Colors Don't Run Album Songs included are "The Red, Right, and Blue", "Two Roys Don't Make A Right (No Gay Marriage)",and "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Pinkos".[21] When Yiddish Upon a Star: The Krustofski Family Hanukkah Album Album The album is the sixth best-selling Hanukkah album of all time and the only album with both Krusty and his father.[21]

Books

Image Name Type Notes The Jokes We Stolen Book By Krusty the Clown Your Shoes' Too Big to Kickbox God Biography Ghostwritten by John Updike[29]

Misellaneous

Image Name Type Notes Krusty Hotline! Hotline Advertised on a cereal box. The number is 1-909-O-U-KLOWN.[30] The Krusty Kharity Klassic Tennis tournament [31] Krusty's Kosher Karnival Game MyPad app.[32] KrustyCon Convention A convention on all things Krusty.[21]

Locations

Image Name Type Notes Krusty Brand Fun Factory Factory Located next to the Springfield Prison.[26] Krusty Brand Lawn and Garden Department Factory department [26] Krusty Brand Military Headquarters Factory department [26] Krusty Burger Fast food restaurant Thousands across the USA, including more than two in Springfield. Krusty Burger Oil Rig Fast food restaurant One located on an offshore oil rig.[33] Krusty Fried Chicken Fast food restaurant Fried chicken restaurant in Beijing, China.[34] Krusty Kreme Donut shop Located in Springfield.[35] Le Krusty Burger Fast food restaurant Burger restaurant chain in France.[36] Krustylu Studios TV studios Located on the Channel 6 studio lot Krusty's Clown College Adult education Taken over by the Springfield Mafia. Krustyland Amusement Park Amusement park Features: The Remarkable Leaky Tugboat, Cactus Patch and the Never-Ending Line Krusty's Kids Daykare Daycare center [37] Krusty's Ark Animal shelter It used to be a packaging plant for Krusty Burger.[12] Kamp Krusty Summer camp Summer camp for kids.[38] Krustyco Sweatshop Factory Factory in China that makes the toys for the Laffy Meal that is served at Krusty Burger.[39] Krustyco International Company Headquarters for the Krustyco.[40] Krusty Kulinary Institute School A school for the Krusty Burger.[40] Krustylu Pictures Company Film company part of Krustylu Studios.[15] Krusty Korp Company Corporation.[41] Krusty Clown House for Needy Kids Children's home At least two; alleged that children who enter have never came out.[21]

Merchandise

Toys

Image Name Type Notes Big Krusty Doll Doll [42] Daredevil Krusty Action figure One of the Krusty the Klown Action Figures. Evil Krusty Doll Doll Sold at the House of Evil.[43] Krusty Balloon Balloon [42] Krusty Brand Operation Game Game [44] Krusty Doll Doll Variants include the Catch-A-Rising Krusty Doll.[45] Krusty Giant Toy Drum Drum [42] Krusty Gold Statue Statue [26] Krusty Mini-Basketball Hoops Basketball hoop Krusty Pogo Stick Pogo stick [26] Krusty Punch Doll Doll [42] Krusty Slime Slime A Christmas variant has also been advertised.[46][47] Krusty the Klown Vinylite Grip Steel Tipped Lawn Darts Lawn darts Krusty the Klown with Arthritic Grip Action figure One of the Krusty the Klown Action Figures. Krusty's Inflatable Friend Inflatable toy [26] Krusty's Kreepy Konjuring Kit Magic kit [48] Krusty's Monopoly Board game [49] Krusty's Speak and Say Educational toy [50] Official Krusty the Clown Walkie-Talkies Walkie-Talkies [51] Talking Sideshow Mel with Removable Bone Action figure One of the Krusty the Klown Action Figures. Krusty Snow-Dome Snow globe Krusty on a unicycle.[52] Krusty Jack-in-a-box Jack-in-a-box [53]

Food and Drink

Image Name Type Notes Absolut Krusty Liquor [54] Cap'n Krusty's Not Quite Kosher Gefilte Fish Sticks Fish sticks [21] Chef Krusty's Brunch-In-A-Can Chocolate Frosted Frosty Krusty Flakes Cereal The slogan is "Only sugar has more sugar!"[55] The Clogger Burger [56] Extra Krusty Chicken Chicken [57] Frosty Krusty Flakes Cereal [42] Klump Bar [58] Krustaceans Candy [59] Krusty Baby Bottle Baby bottle [42] 250px Krusty Beef Jerky Beef jerky [60] Krusty Brand Baby Oatmeal Oatmeal Krusty Brand Cherry Soda Soda [26] Krusty Brand Chicken-Flavoured Soda Soda Krusty Brand Chunk Style Tuna Tuna Krusty Brand Cream Pie in a Can Pie [26] Krusty Brand Hot Dogs Hot dog [61] Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel Gruel The slogan is "9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference".[38] Krusty Brand Pork Products and Pork By-Products Pork [42] Krusty Brand Pork Sqeezin's Pork Krusty Brand Self-Cooking Glo-Rito Burrito [26] Krusty Burger Bag O' Beef Burger [62] Krusty Charms Cereal [63] Krusty Chips Chips [64] Krusty Discount Dashboard Buffet Kit Krusty Flakes Cereal Krusty Ham Ham [51] Krusty Ice Cream Ice cream [65] Krusty Kosher Ham Ham Krusty Kreamy-Os Krusty Kritters Cereal [15] Krusty Mug Mug [42] Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages Milkshake [66] Krusty Pork Juice Pork juice [26] Krusty Punch Punch [67] Krusty Secret Sauce Sauce Krusty Snak Kakes Pie [68] Krusty Soda Soda [69] Krusty Wieners Wieners [70] Krusty-Bacon Swirlie Bacon Krusty-Brand Lo-Cal TV Dinner TV dinner Krusty-Brand Mayonnaise Mayonnaise [71] Krustyfinger Chocolate [72] 200px Krusty-O's Cereal [73] Krusty-O's Pasta Substitute Pasta substitute [69] Krusty's All Purpose Religious Biscuits Biscuits [74] Krusty's Circus Style Marshmallows Marshmallows [75] Krusty's Citrus Inspired "Fruit" Juice Juice [76] Krusty's Famous Sauce Sauce Krusty's Maple Syrup Maple syrup [77] Krusty's Non-Dairy Non-Ice Cream Whey Product Sandwich Sandwich Krusty's Pancake Mix Pancake mix [77] Krusty's Sugar-Frosted Cotton-Candy Punch Punch [78] Krusty's Vita-Glo Radiant Spring Water Water Krustyshake Milkshake Laffy Meal Kids' meal [39][79] Le Kruste Burgers Burger Mother Nature Burger Burger [80] Ribwich Burger [81] Señor Krusty's Taco Kit Tacos [82] Sideshow Marsh-MEL-lows Marshmallows Super Deluxe Krusty Burger with bacon, chili, cheese and extra Krusty Secret Sauce Burger Krusty Bar Candy [83] Krusty Brand Duck Sausage Pizza Pizza [84] Krusty Olio Noodle product [85] Krusty Burgers Bugers [6] Krusty Fries Fries [6] Krusty Shake Milkshakes [6]

Clothes, bags and accesories

Image Name Type Notes Krusty Brand Wrist Watch Watch [42] Krusty Costume Costume [42] Krusty Lunchbox Lunchbox [42][86] Krusty Slippers Slippers [42] Krusty Sweater Sweater [42] Krusty Tote Bag Bag [42] Krusty Towel Towel [42] Krusty T-Shirt T-shirt [42]

Electronics and Furniture

Image Name Type Notes Krusty Banner Banner [42] Krusty Beanbag Chair Chair [42] Krusty Bedsheets Bedsheets [42] Krusty Bedside Lamp Lamp [42] Krusty Bowl-A-Rama Video game [87] Krusty Brand Alarm Clock Clock [42] Krusty Picture Picture [42] Krusty Phone Phone [42] Krusty Poster Poster [42] Krusty Satellite with Launcher Satellite [26] Krusty Trash Basket Trash basket [42] Krusty Wall Clock Clock [42] Krusty's G'Day Bidet Bidet [26] Lawn Spike Super Shooter Lawn spike shooter [26] Leaf Blower Leaf blower [26] Magic Cloning Lamp Lamp [88] Weed Whacker Lawnmower [26]

Stationery

Image Name Type Notes Krusty Calculator Calculator Krusty Calendar Calendar [42] Krusty Greeting Cards Greeting card Krusty Birthday Cards Birthday card [51] Krusty Pencil Tops Pencil top [42] Krusty USB USB [89] Official Krustyland Pencils Pencil Krusty Eraser Eraser [52] Krusty Birthday Button Button [90]

Health and Cosmetics

Image Name Type Notes Desperation Perfume [91] Krusty Brain & Health Tonic Tonic Krusty Brand Baby Bum Powder Baby powder [26] Krusty Brand Bite-A-Min's Imitation Vitamins Imitation vitamins Krusty Condoms Condoms [21] Krusty Diapers Diapers [82] Krusty Electric Toothbrush Toothbrush Krusty Eye Wash Eye wash Krusty Non-Toxic Kologne Cologne [52] Krusty Pacifier Pacifier [42] Krusty Personal Swabs Swabs Krusty-Brand Home Pregnancy Test Pregnancy test [80][92] Krusty-Brand Vitamins Vitamins Krusty's Choice Oxycontin Candy Medicine [93] Krusty's Non-Narkotik Kough Syrup Cough syrup [94] Lady Krusty Mustache Removal Hair removal

Miscellaneous

Image Name Type Notes Clone at Home Kit Cloning kit [88] Krusty Bike in a Box Bike [26] Krusty Brand Balloons Balloons [49] Krusty Brand Geiger Counter Geiger counter [95] Krusty Cup Cup [42] Krusty Fertilizer Plant fertilizer [26] Krusty Handgun Handguns Krusty Jet Plane Jet plane [26] Krusty the Clown Fan Club Fan club Krusty Wallpaper and Wallpaper Glue Wallpaper and glue [96] Krusty Waste Dumpster [97] Krusty's Crowd Control Barrier Barrier Krusty's Multi-phastic Personality Test Personality test Krusty's Sulfuric Acid Acid [98] The Metal Krusty-O Cereal prize [73] Krusty Keychain Keychain [52] Krusty Magnet Magnet [99]

References