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Your Shoes' Too Big to Kickbox God

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Your Shoes' Too Big to Kickbox God
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Book Information
Author: Krusty the Clown
First appearance: "Insane Clown Poppy"

Your Shoes' Too Big to Kickbox God is a book by Krusty but actually written by John Updike.


At the Festival of Books in Springfield, Krusty the Clown was signing autographs on his 20 pages long book, Your Shoes' Too Big to Kickbox God. The book was written by John Updike. After Bart got his book signed, Krusty met his daughter Sophie for the first time.