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Season 1

Image Episode Title "Homer's Odyssey" Simpson Says Safe! Dozens Cheer Homer Simpson Homer Simpson Strikes Again! Watch Out, Here Comes Homer Enough Already Homer Simpson!

Season 2

Image Episode Title "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish" Mutation Caught at Ol' Fishin' Hole; Is Power Plant Responsible? Boy Was Using Five Pound Test And Ordinary Worms; Sister Was Just There For The Tranquility Fishin' Hole or Fisson Hole?;Burns Denies Responsibility in Fish Flap;Count The Eyes,Mr Burns! Governor Calls for Power Plant Investigation Burns Enters Gubernatorial Race; 3 Eyed Fish in Every Pot? Burns Skyrockets to Seven Percent in Latest Polls Burns Band Wagon Rolls On; Latest Poll Puts Him at 22 Percent Burns Nukes Bailey in Latest Poll; Forty-Two Percent And Climbing "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" Art Treasure to Visit Springfield; Michelangelo's David in 1958 "Bart Gets Hit by a Car" Burns Fires Ungrateful Employee Another Smart Move by Burns Hooray for Burns!

Season 3

Image Episode Title "Stark Raving Dad" Michael Jackson Hoax; Everyone Mad at Local Boy "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington" Never Too Busy... "When Flanders Failed" President Declares World Peace President Homer Declares World Peace President Simpson Wins Super Bowl "Bart the Murderer" Principal Still Missing: Police Search for Body 200px Principal Murder Trail Begins Today Psychic Joins Skinner Hunt Sentencing Today For Dinky Don "Treehouse of Horror II" World Peace Declared Monster Okay Slavery Plan "Flaming Moe's" Wizard of Walnut Street 200px "Radio Bart" Squirrel Resembling Abraham Lincoln Found "Dog of Death" Lottery Drawing Today; President, Rock Star to Swap Wives

Season 4

Image Episode Title "Lisa the Beauty Queen" Lisa Kicks Butt 200px Queen to Mayor: You're Next; Nerds Pummeled in Football Melee "Treehouse of Horror III" Woman Weds Ape; "Woody Allen" Born "Lisa's First Word" Mondale to Hart: Where's the Beef "Marge vs. the Monorail" Burns Pays City 3 Mil! "Krusty Gets Kancelled" Who is Gabbo? Five Days 'til Gabbo Gabbo Here Today 200px Quimby Re-elected by Landslide; Two More Bodies Surface in Springfield Harbor Gabbo Still #1 in Springfield; Brockman Fired Krusty Special Airs Today; Gabbo to Have Real Boy Operation

Season 5

Image Episode Title "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" Snow Storm Hits the Midwest "Rosebud" Burns' Birthday Today; Credits Long Life to Satan "Homer the Vigilante" Cat Burglar Strikes 15 Homes; Man Marries Woman in Wedding Ceremony Burglar Strikes Again; Is Nothing Safe? Zirconia Ztolen!!!; Simpson Asleep at Switch "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy" Local Gays Show Their Pride 200px "Homer Loves Flanders" Big Fat Man Has Big Fat Heart; Little Thin Man Accused in Robbery "Bart Gets an Elephant" KBBL Cheats Straight A Student !!! "The Boy Who Knew Too Much" Quimby Nephew Charged in Beating; Chowder said Wrong

Season 6

Image Episode Title 200px "Sideshow Bob Roberts" Bob Pardon #1 Local Issue; Edges Out No Fat Chicks Ordinance Call For Probe in Bob Flap; Editorial: Why Not Let Dead Pets Vote? Toddlers Topple Mayor; Expressway Halt Rankes Elderly "Bart's Comet" Prez Sez: School is For Losers Boy Discovers Comet Rocket to Kick Comet's Tail; Mayor Visits City "A Star Is Burns" Incontinent Old Man Wins Miss Teen America "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)" Awful School is Awful Rich Burns Plans Sunshine Halt; Special Edition: Your Guide to Perpetual Darkness

Season 7

Image Episode Title "Radioactive Man" Who Will Be Fallout Boy? Who Will Be Fallout Boy? Milhouse Disappears; Movie On Hold Spinning Newspaper Injures Printer "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily" America Loves Ted Kennedy 40 Trampled at Poco Concert "Mother Simpson" Local Man Loses Pants, Life; Beaver Rescue Falls Short "Lisa the Iconoclast" Parade to Distract Joyless Citizenry "The Day the Violence Died" Bum Sues Cartoon King; Got Legal Fee From Some Family "A Fish Called Selma" Page Ten: Troy a Little Tenderness; Look Who's Drunk Troy Weds "22 Short Films About Springfield" Helms Calls for Donut Tax; Deadbeat Dad Beat Dead "Much Apu About Nothing" Quimby's Proposition 24 on Ballot, Quimby Propositions 24 at Ballet Police Prepare for Deportations; Bear Patrol Steps up Bombing Campaign

Season 8

Image Episode Title "You Only Move Twice" Supervillain Seizes the East Coast "The Homer They Fall" Champ to Whale on Local Man "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer" Kickin' Back; Fifty Ways to Waste Your Weekend "The Springfield Files" Human Blimp sees Flying Saucer 200px "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show" Funny Dog to Make Life Worth While "Brother from Another Series" Maniac to Live at Brother's Apartment "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment" Alcohol Prohibited in Springfield; Bums Threaten To Leave Town City Goes Dry Today Bums Extend Deadline Banner Bars Booze; Booze Barred by Banner Beer Baron Beats Banner; Family Sedan Outruns Cops "The Old Man and the Lisa" Burns to Open Recycling Plant; Makes Other Bums Look Bad

Season 9

Image Episode Title "Treehouse of Horror VIII" Neutron Bomb Headed for Springfield - Hippo Promoted to Detective "Realty Bites" Gruesome murders at Socialite's House; Mrs. Astor Safe "The Joy of Sect" Springfield Shopper Purchased by Evil Cult; Check Out Our New Adult Lifestyle Section "The Last Temptation of Krust" Dog kills cat, Self "Trash of the Titans" New Face in Trash Race - Local Nut at it Again Simpson wins in landslide; Says "Crazy Promises" the Key "Natural Born Kissers" Local couple Bares all; Police Dog clings to life

Season 10

Image Episode Title "Homer to the Max" It's War "I'm with Cupid" Tax Hike Approved "The Old Man and the "C" Student" Town Prepares for Olympics; Pickpockets Call Up Reserves

Season 11

Image Episode Title "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?" Unusually Large, Ugly Baby Born "Eight Misbehavin'" Nahasapeemapetilan-tastic! "Behind the Laughter" Feds to Simps: Pay up! That's All, Folks!

Season 12

Image Episode Title "Lisa the Tree Hugger" Lisa Alive! Hemp City reduced to Stems and Seeds "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes" Web Snoops Exposes Pool Hustle "Simpson Safari" Food Supply Cut Short Off - Even Pies "Trilogy of Error" First Day of Spring - Ants, Picnickers Reach Last-Minute Accord

Season 13

Image Episode Title "The Parent Rap" Pair Sinks Judge's House Quilt Ruined "Brawl in the Family" Simpsons Arrested in Family Riot - Even Maggie "Half-Decent Proposal" Sleep Important, Say Experts - Slow News Day Grips Springfield "Weekend at Burnsie's" Medical Marijuana Outlawed "The Frying Game" HO. J. SIMPSON Trial Starts Today "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge" Heat Wave Continues

Season 14

Image Episode Title "Large Marge" Crazed Mom Goes Topless Photos Pages 3–28 TV Clown Saves Day "Special Edna" Teacher Nominated for Award: Will She Leave Old Life Behind? ... Closed Pistachio Stymies Fatso "A Star Is Born Again" Lonely Men Die Early "Three Gays of the Condo" Bumblebee Man Caught in Sting "Old Yeller-Belly" LIFEWAYS Weekend Edition: Ale of the Pup "The Bart of War" Cavalry Kids Lead Charge in Cleanup; President Shoots Wife "Moe Baby Blues" Baby Saved by Local Hero, Not Father; Man's Dress Slacks At Low Prices! Costington's

Season 15

Image Episode Title "My Mother the Carjacker" Mayor Unveils Erection to Cheering Crowd Cranford Man Missing Drought Threatens to Turn West into Desert Peace Talks Break Down Iowa Home to World's Biggest Pizza "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays" "Families Come First" On Ballot - Second Headline Less Important, Studies Show "Families Come First" Wrong for Springfield Costs Too Much, Does Too Little "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner" Simpsons Found Guilty, Sentenced to 10 Years; Local Bully to Homer "Haw Haw" "Simple Simpson" Obese Nerd Eats Humble Pie; "Pie Man" Back for Seconds "Bart-Mangled Banner" U-ASS-A "Fraudcast News" Beloved Hero Cheats Death Lisa's a Total Whacko, Implies Father Lisa Loves Milhouse

Season 16

Image Episode Title "All's Fair in Oven War" Father of Eight Missing "Mommie Beerest" Triple Murder at Moe's "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass" Massachusetts Okays Gay Marriage Stem Cells Cure Alzheimers "Pranksta Rap" Wiggum Sleeps Through Riot Top Cop Surrenders to Backfiring Car Firemen Rescue Police Chief From Tree Commission: Wiggum Sucks Hail Drought Continues Tin Roofs Undented Wiggum Rescues Boy No, Really "The Seven-Beer Snitch" God Steals Sun - Mayor Offers Sacrifices "A Star Is Torn" L'il Starmaker Fever Sweeps Springfield! 10-Year-Old Boy Disqualified - Is Actually Paul Simon L'il Starmaker Down To Three Finalists "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star" Local Father, Son May Switch Religions

Season 17

Image Episode Title "Simpsons Christmas Stories" Couch Gag Thrills Nation "Million-Dollar Abie" Old Man Beats Meat

Season 18

Image Episode Title "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer" Local Man Thinks Wrestling Is Real "Treehouse of Horror XVII" Bullies Hospitalized: Nerds, Dorks Cautiously Rejoice Broadcast Fools Nation, Springfield "Kill Gil, Volumes I & II" Today We Remember Martin Luther King - Tomorrow We Don't "Marge Gamer" Couch Gag Thrills Nation "24 Minutes" Mayor's Breath Still Problem - Corn Less Popular - Bake Sale Today

Season 19

Image Episode Title "Funeral for a Fiend" Boy Shames Region "Dial "N" for Nerder" Bart Killed Martin - Lisa Helped

Season 20

Image Episode Title "Treehouse of Horror XIX" Christmas Occurs "The Burns and the Bees" Honey Famine Continues

Season 21

Season 22

Season 24

Image Episode Title "Gorgeous Grampa" Glamorous Godfrey Can't Be Beat!! Glamorous Godfrey Wins Again!!! Good-Godfrey!

Season 26

Image Episode Title "Walking Big & Tall" Library Demolished Sinkhole Swallows Minor League All-Star Game Blimp Disaster! Historic Theater Red-Tagged "My Fare Lady" War In Mideast Peace In Midwest "The Kids Are All Fight" Cop Surrenders To Scarecrow

Season 29

Image Episode Title "3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage" Prufreeeders on Stryke Tire Fire Golden Jubilee University Bulldozed for Nuke Plant Slow-E-Shop Becomes Kwik-E-Mart Terrible Enfant Shocks Art World "Fears of a Clown" Krusty on Suicide Watch No One Watching "Lisa Gets the Blues" Mathlete Disqualified By No. 3 Pencil

Season 30

Image Episode Title "My Way or the Highway to Heaven" Simpson Boy Vows to Shatter 500-Bounce Barrier Dad Calls Son Awkward, Shy, Chubby, But Game

Season 31

Image Episode Title "Go Big or Go Homer" Nuclear Plant Worker at Center of Tenth Near-Meltdown "The Fat Blue Line" Fuhgeddabout Him: Fat Tony Gets 20 Years "Frinkcoin" First Test Tube Baby Born!

Specials

Image Episode Title "The Simpsons Guy" Pawtucket Brewery To Shut Down Thousands To Lose Jobs Families Need Jobs To Eat And Live Newspaper Headlines Can Stir Feelings Of Pity A Tale of Two Trumps Trump Tweets Actual Fact by Mistake

Commercials

Image Episode Title Crime of the Century Nancy Fredholm Hudson, New Hampshire Wins $50,000 Reward!

Comics

Image Comic issue Story Title No Photo Available ... Simpsons Comics #1 The Amazing Colossal Homer Giant Ape Terrorizes Springfield Simpsons Comics #19 N/A (front cover) Citizens Witness Miracle No Photo Available ... Simpsons Comics #39 Sense and Censorability Super-Nudie Nightmare Nixed No Photo Available ... Simpsons Comics #57 How the Vest Was Won! Critical Shortage of Wax Lips Reported No Photo Available ... Heroic Local Boy Bert Stimpson Saves Playmate Wilson Mumps No Photo Available ... Simpsons Comics #58 Mayor Me a Little Simpson Campaign in Full Swing No Photo Available ... Upstart Candidate Simpson Up in Polls No Photo Available ... Teachers, Athletes and Breweries Endorse Challenger No Photo Available ... Reverend Claims Simpson Has Made Deal With Devil No Photo Available ... Down to the Wire! No Photo Available ... Simpsons Comics #61 The Paper Chase All Krusty Choco-Krispy Krunch Bars Recalled Giant Moth Attacks City No Photo Available ... Simpsons Comics #64 Judge Marge Judge Skinner's Methods Praised By All No Photo Available ... "Judge" Marge to Host Own Show No Photo Available ... Simpsons Comics #65 Viva Bart Bosqueverde Plagued by Prankster No Photo Available ... Simpsons Comics #83 The Homer Effect EPA Nixes Nuke Plant! Burns Busted for Billions! No Photo Available ... Simpsons Comics #84 The Principal of the Thing School Grades and Attendance Up Thanks to Principal Simpson No Photo Available ... Simpsons Comics #92 The Burger Kings of Comedy! Terror Alert at Vermillion! No Photo Available ... Simpsons Comics #205 A Brand New Smithers Local Buffoon To Head Nuke Plant Simpsons Comics #216 Dolls Well That Ends Well Classic spit-take revealed as secret to longevity No Photo Available ... Simpsons Super Spectacular #12 Dial "M" for Milhouse Campfire Kid Ruins Scout Jamboree No Photo Available ... Batboy Robs Ballgame No Photo Available ... Rubber Lad Bounces Mayor

Video games

Image Game Title The Simpsons Skateboarding Burns' mansion; Our sneaky peek inside The Simpsons: Hit & Run Squirrel Resembling Abraham Lincoln Found Local Man Ruins Hot Dog Eating Contest Low Level Employee Harasses Millionaire, Hounds Released Bart Simpson Disappears in Bright Light Mysterious Shape Found in Field Exciting New Cola Gains Popularity Krusty at Squidport Today for Cola-Bration Aliens Invade Springfield!

See also

• Springfield Shopper