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They'll Never Stop the Simpsons

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They'll Never Stop the Simpsons
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Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Length: Album: 1:17
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Dan Castellaneta and Deb Lacusta
Album: The Simpsons: Testify
Appearance(s): "Gump Roast"

They'll Never Stop The Simpsons is a song from the episode "Gump Roast" performed by Dan Castellaneta.

Lyrics[edit]

Episode version[edit]

Ullman shorts, Christmas show,
Marge's fling, Homer's bro,
Bart in well, Flanders fails,
Whacking snakes, Monorail,
Mr. Plow, Homer space,
Sideshow Bob steps on rakes,
Lisa's future, Selma's hubby,
Marge not proud, Homer chubby,
Homer worries Bart is gay,
Poochie, U2, NRA,
Hippies, Vegas and Japan
Octuplets and Bart's boy band,
Marge murmurs, Maude croaks,
Lisa Buddhist, Homer tokes,
Maggie blows Burns away,
What else do I have to say?!
They'll never stop The Simpsons!
Have no fear, we'll have stories for years, like
Marge becomes a robot,
Maybe Moe gets a cell phone, has Bart ever owned a bear?
Or, how 'bout a crazy wedding?
Where something happens and doo doo doo doo doo...
Sorry for the clip show.
Have no fears we'll have stories for years.

Album version[edit]

Kang:
I can't believe we're going to the People's Choice Awards.
Kodos:
And tomorrow the daytime Emmys!
Ooh, it's Burt Reynolds and Michael Jeter!
Kang:
Could an "Evening Shade" reunion be in the works?
Kodos:
There's Shannon Doherty? Didn't you have a thing with her?
Kang:
Don't go there.
Singer:
Ullman shorts, Christmas show,
Marge's fling, Homer's bro,
Bart in well, Flanders fails,
Whacking snakes, Monorail,
Mr. Plow, Homer space,
Sideshow Bob steps on rakes,
Lisa's future, Selma's hubby,
Marge not proud, Homer chubby,
Homer worries Bart is gay,
Poochie, U2, NRA,
Hippies, Vegas and Japan,
Octuplets and Bart's boy band,
Marge murmurs, Maude croaks,
Lisa Buddhist, Homer tokes,
Maggie blows Burns away]
What else do I have to say?!
They'll never stop The Simpsons!
Have no fear, we'll have stories for years, like,
Marge becomes a robot,
Maybe Moe gets a cell phone, has Bart ever owned a bear?
Or, how 'bout a crazy wedding?
Where something happens and doo doo doo doo doo...
Sorry for the clip show.
Have no fears we'll have stories for years.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

It is a parody of Billy Joel's song "We Didn't Start the Fire". It is the tenth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

One clip that is not from an episode shows Homer using a pair of skis to jump a shark. This is a reference to the saying "jumping the shark" which is derived from the incident in Happy Days when Fonzie does the same thing. In the television industry, it is used to describe a show that has gone for too long and has lost its relevance.

The future plot lines mentioned in the song have all come true, after a fashion.

Appearances[edit]