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Not On My Clothes

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"Not On My Clothes"
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Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Yeardley Smith
Characters: Groundskeeper Willie
Lisa Simpson
Homer Simpson (minor)
Writer(s): Orignal song: Alan Jay Lerner
Parody lyrics: Michael Price
Appearance(s): "My Fair Laddy"

Not On My Clothes is a song sung mainly by Groundskeeper Willie and Lisa (with unnecessary interruption by Homer) when Lisa was trying to make Willie a gentlemen.

Lyrics[edit]

Lisa:
(sighs) All right, let's just try one more lesson. Repeat after me: "What flows from the nose does not go on the clothes."
Groundskeeper Willie:
"Wot flohs frum me nose..." Dah! Is no use! Ahm not viry cultured! Ah don't even have a last name!
Bart:
Care to concede that bet?
Lisa:
No. Come on, Willie! I believe in you!
Groundskeeper Willie:
What flows from the nose does not go on my clothes.
Lisa:
Say it again!
Groundskeeper Willie:
What flows from the nose
Does not go on my clothes!
Lisa:
I think he's got it!
Oh yes, he's got it!
Groundskeeper Willie:
What flows from the nose
Does not go on my clothes!
Lisa:
Where is that ghastly flow?
Groundskeeper Willie:
The nose! The nose!
Lisa:
And where should it not go?
Homer:
Blue pants! Blue pants!
Lisa:
Dad! Get your own song!
Homer:
Fine.
I'm gettin' blue pants in the morning!
Ding-dong, the zipper's gonna shine!

Behind the Laughter[edit]

Appearances[edit]