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Not On My Clothes

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"Not On My Clothes"
Not On My Clothes.png
Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Yeardley Smith
Characters: Groundskeeper Willie
Lisa Simpson
Homer Simpson
Length: 0:42
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Michael Price
Album: The Simpsons: Testify
Appearance(s): "My Fair Laddy"

"Not On My Clothes" is a song sung mainly by Groundskeeper Willie and Lisa (with unnecessary interruption by Homer) when Lisa was trying to make Willie a gentlemen.

Lyrics[edit]

Groundskeeper Willie:
What flows from the nose,
Does not go on my clothes!
Lisa:
I think he's got it!
Oh yes, he's got it!
Groundskeeper Willie:
What flows from the nose,
Does not go on my clothes!
Lisa:
Where is that ghastly flow?
Groundskeeper Willie:
The nose! The nose!
Lisa:
And where should it not go?
Homer:
Blue pants! Blue pants!
Lisa:
Dad! Get your own song!
Homer:
Fine.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song is a parody of "The Rain in Spain" from the musical My Fair Lady. It is part of the "My Fair Laddy (Medley)" track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances[edit]