Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl

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"Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl"

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Maggie Roswell Length: Album: 0:46 Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: Tim Long Album: The Simpsons: Testify Appearance(s): "Treehouse of Horror X"

"Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl" is the theme song for Bart and Lisa's superhero alter egos, Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl.

Lyrics

Episode version

Singers:

Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl,

He's a human rubber band and she's the Hulk in pearls.

Women:

He's a limber lad...

Men:

She's a powerful lass...

All:

He'll wring your neck

And she'll kick your ass!

They're Stretch Dude

And Clobber Girl!

Women:

Stretch Dude!

Men:

Clobber Girl!

Women:

Stretch Dude!

Men:

Clobber Girl!

Women:

Stretch Dude!

Album version

Lisa:

With these powers, we can become superheroes!

Clancy Wiggum:

Okay, so do it already!

Singers:

Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl,

He's a human rubber band and she's the Hulk in pearls.

Women:

He's a limber lad...

Men:

She's a powerful lass...

All:

He'll wring your neck

And she'll kick your ass!

They're Stretch Dude

And Clobber Girl!

Women:

Stretch Dude!

Men:

Clobber Girl!

Women:

Stretch Dude!

Men:

Clobber Girl!

Women:

Stretch Dude!

Announcer:

Tonight's episode: "Enter the Collector!"

Behind the Laughter

It is the fifth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances

• THOH – "Treehouse of Horror X" (Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl)
• Album – The Simpsons: Testify

The Simpsons: Testify
The Simpsons Theme • Testify • The Very Reason That I Live • He's the Man • Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl • "The Simpsons" End Credits Theme • Ode to Branson • Sold Separately • Island of Sirens • They'll Never Stop the Simpsons • You're a Bunch of Stuff • What Do I Think of the Pie • Baby Stink Breath • Tastes Like Liberty • Jellyfish • Homer & Marge • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders (Medley) (Christmas in December • Flanders Is His Name • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders (William Shatner's version) • El Hombre Estupido) • I Love to Walk • Marjorie • The President Wore Pearls (Medley) (A Vote for a Winner • I Am Their Queen • Skinner's Evil Plan • A Tango Takes Two • Smart Girl Six Three • The President Wore Pearls End Credits Medley) • Glove Slap • O Pruny Night • America (I Love This Country) • America Rules • Welcome to Moe's • We Are the Jockeys • Song of Shelbyville • A Star Is Torn (Medley) (I'm Talkin' Springfield • My Kitty Died • Always My Dad • Privileged Boy) • Who Wants a Haircut? • My Fair Laddy (Medley) Adequate • Not On My Clothes • Blue Pants Mornin' • Indoors All Night • Longing for the Shack • My Fair Laddy End Credits Medley) • Springfield Blows • "King of Cats" Itchy & Scratchy Medley (Tune-Up • King of Cats Opening • Two Days, Two Circles • Slices of Life • It's Symbiotic • Knives Finale) • Lady • You Make Me Laugh • Lady Riff • Papa, Can You Hear Me? • Yokel Chords (Medley) (Oh, How Do We? • Motivate Them • Cultural Things Experience • Moonshine Drinkers) • Hullaba Lula • Song of the Wild Beasts • Dancing Workers Song • Oldies and Nudies