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Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl

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"Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl"
Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Maggie Roswell
Length: Album: 0:46
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Tim Long
Album: The Simpsons: Testify
Appearance(s): "Treehouse of Horror X"

"Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl" is the theme song for Bart and Lisa's superhero alter egos, Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl.

Lyrics[edit]

Episode version[edit]

Singers:
Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl,
He's a human rubber band and she's the Hulk in pearls.
Women:
He's a limber lad...
Men:
She's a powerful lass...
All:
He'll wring your neck
And she'll kick your ass!
They're Stretch Dude
And Clobber Girl!
Women:
Stretch Dude!
Men:
Clobber Girl!
Women:
Stretch Dude!
Men:
Clobber Girl!
Women:
Stretch Dude!

Album version[edit]

Lisa:
With these powers, we can become superheroes!
Clancy Wiggum:
Okay, so do it already!
Singers:
Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl,
He's a human rubber band and she's the Hulk in pearls.
Women:
He's a limber lad...
Men:
She's a powerful lass...
All:
He'll wring your neck
And she'll kick your ass!
They're Stretch Dude
And Clobber Girl!
Women:
Stretch Dude!
Men:
Clobber Girl!
Women:
Stretch Dude!
Men:
Clobber Girl!
Women:
Stretch Dude!
Announcer:
Tonight's episode: "Enter the Collector!"

Behind the Laughter[edit]

It is the fifth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances[edit]