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Who Wants a Haircut?

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"Who Wants a Haircut?"
Song Information
Singers: Baha Men
Length: Album: 1:08
Writer(s): Original: Anslem Douglas
Parody lyrics: Don Payne
Album: The Simpsons: Testify
Appearance(s): "Thank God It's Doomsday"

"Who Wants a Haircut?" is a song performed by the Baha Men.

Lyrics[edit]

Episode version[edit]

Who wants a haircut?
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
Who wants a haircut?
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
Who wants a haircut?
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!

Album version[edit]

Lisa:
Mom, Bart and I have been talking.
Marge:
You have? That's so nice.
Bart:
What Lisa's trying to say is there's a new kid's barbershop in the mall and we'd like to start going there.
Marge:
A kids' barbershop? But they don't have my templates.
Lisa:
Yeah, the templates had a great run, but we'd like our hair to look like... um... people hair.
Marge:
Oh, I see. Well, good luck getting to your precious mall barber, 'cause I'm not driving you.
Homer:
Kids, wanna go to the mall? They're baking fresh Cinnabons, which means they're throwing out the old ones!
Bart and Lisa:
YAAAAY!
Marge:
Oh, I guess I'll just cut my own hair.
Baha Men:
Who wants a haircut?
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
Who wants a haircut?
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo!
Who wants a haircut?
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Barber:
Which side do you want your part on?
Bart:
Left! Right! Stab stab stab!
Barber:
You're the boss.
Bart:
What the hell? WOAH!
Lisa:
[laughs] Oh, Bart, you look worse that Aunt Patty in the morning! And there ain't nothing looks worse than Aunt Patty in the morning!
[Bart makes an angry noise]

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song is a parody of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" by the Baha Men. It is the twenty-ninth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances[edit]