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Skinner's Evil Plan

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"Skinner's Evil Plan"
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Song Information
Singers: Harry Shearer
Dan Castellaneta
Nancy Cartwright
Characters: Seymour Skinner
Groundskeeper Willie
Bart Simpson
Length: 0:35
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Dana Gould
Album: The Simpsons: Testify
Appearance(s): "The President Wore Pearls"

"Skinner's Evil Plan" is a song sung by Seymour Skinner, Groundskeeper Willie and Bart.


Seymour Skinner:
I'm so happy with my evil plan.
Say goodbye to music, gym and art!
Soon we will have the perfect school!
Where fun and excitement never start!
Groundskeeper Willie:
I'm so drunk I could barely see!
But it helps me get through another day!
My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt!
I've got to go puke in some hay!
Lisa is a fool!
Seymour Skinner:
I think the rules are cool!
Groundskeeper Willie:
I'm fallin' in the pool!

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song is a parody of the songs "Peron's Latest Flame" and "Rainbow Tour" from the musical Evita. It is part of "The President Wore Pearls (Medley)" track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.