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Everybody Hates Ned Flanders

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"Everybody Hates Ned Flanders"
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Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Harry Shearer
Hank AzariaDavid Byrne
Nancy Cartwright
Tress MacNeille
Characters: Homer Simpson
Lenny Leonard
Carl Carlson
David Byrne
Ned Flanders
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Length: 1:08
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Ian Maxtone-Graham and Ken Keeler
Album: The Simpsons: Testify
Appearance(s): "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"

"Everybody Hates Ned Flanders" is a s song written and performed by Homer Simpson.


The song was written by Homer Simpson, who had written "Flanders Is His Name". After David Byrne heard it in Moe's Tavern, he helped produce a version of the song, "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders".


Everybody in the USA,
Hates their stupid neighbor.
He's Flanders, and he's really, really lame.
Flanders tried to wreck my song,
His views on birth control are wrong,
I hate his guts, and Flanders is his name!
Homer, Lenny and Carl:
He's the man that I hate best,
I'd like to see his house go up in flames.
Lenny and Carl:
His name is Ned!
Lenny and Carl:
That's a stupid name!
It's worse than Frankenstein
Or Dr. No!
David Byrne:
You can't upset him even slightly,
He just smiles and nods politely,
Then goes home and worships nightly,
His Leftorium is an emporium of woe!
Lenny and Carl:
[mocking tone]Don't yell at Ned!
Lenny and Carl:
His wife is dead!
Everybody hates that stupid jerk!
David Byrne:
Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing,
Filling clubs with angry Valentinos.
You don't have to move your feet,
Just hate Flanders to the disco beat.
Homer and David Byrne:
He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino!
If you despise polite left-handers,
Homer, David and Ned:
Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders
Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd.
Rod and Todd:
That's us, Hooray!
His name is Ned!
He is so white bread!
Homer and Choir:
The smiling mustache geek who walks with God!

Other versions[edit]

Other versions of the song include William Shatner's version of "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders" and "El Hombre Estupido", the Salsa remix.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song is part of the "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders (Medley)" track on the album The Simpsons: Testify. It was nominated for an Emmy award for Outstanding Individual Achievement in Music and Lyrics in 2003. It lost to "Aren't They All Our Children" from the television special The Concert for World Children's Day.