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We Are the Jockeys

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"We Are the Jockeys"
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Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Nancy Cartwright
Harry Shearer
Hank Azaria
Tress MacNeille
Characters: Male jockey 1
Bill
Male jockey 2
Tree jockey
Toadstool jockey
Female jockey
Homer Simpson
Length: Episode: 1:03
Album: 1:37
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Tim Long
Album: The Simpsons: Testify
Appearance(s): "Saddlesore Galactica"

"We Are the Jockeys" is a song sung by jockeys and Homer.

Lyrics[edit]

Episode version[edit]

Jockeys:
Freaks... freaks... freaks...
We are the jockeys,
Jockeys are we,
We live underground
In a fiberglass tree.
Tree jockey:
'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
Toadstool jockey:
On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
Male jockey 2:
But all is not well in Jockey Town.
Female jockey:
Your renegade horse is making us frown.
Homer:
Whadaya want me to do?
Male jockey 1:
Your horse must lose.
Homer:
My horse must lose?
Male jockey 1:
No win!
Bill:
No show!
Tree jockey:
No place!
Toadstool jockey:
Just lose the stinkin' race.
Homer:
And what if I refuse to lose?
Male jockey 1:
We'll eat your brain!
Homer:
My horse must lose!

Album version[edit]

Homer:
What happened?
[jockeys giggle]
What is this place?
Jockey #1:
Welcome to the secret land of the jockey.
[jockeys giggle]
Homer:
Why are you talking like that?
Jockey #1:
These are our real voices. [normal voice] We only talk like this on your surface world.
Homer:
But you're respected athletes. You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens.
Jockey #1:
All a lie. What woman would marry us? We're freaks.
All jockeys:
Freaks... freaks... freaks...
We are the jockeys,
Jockeys are we,
We live underground
In a fiberglass tree.
Tree jockey:
'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme...
Toadstool jockey:
On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream.
Male jockey 2:
But all is not well in Jockey Town.
Female jockey:
Your renegade horse is making us frown.
Homer:
Whadaya want me to do?
Male jockey 1:
Your horse must lose.
Homer:
My horse must lose?
Male jockey 1:
No win!
Male jockey 2:
No show!
Tree jockey:
No place!
Toadstool jockey:
Just lose the stinkin' race.
Homer:
And what if I refuse to lose?
Male jockey 1:
We'll eat your brain!
Homer:
My horse must lose!
Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream?
Male jockey 1:
No dream! Lose the race, fat boy.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

It is the twenty-sixth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances[edit]