Springfield Blows

"Springfield Blows"

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Harry Shearer Hank Azaria Tress MacNeille Characters: Hollywood impersonators Length: 0:37 Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: Tim Long Album: The Simpsons: Testify Appearance(s): "Million-Dollar Abie"

"Springfield Blows" is a song sung by Hollywood impersonators in a videotape to promote Los Angeles getting a football team instead Springfield.

Characters

In Rob Reiner's words "Some of Hollywood's biggest stars have taken the time to sign waivers allowing celebrity impersonators to sing in this video", Those impersonators are:

• Back row
  • Jim-Jam Bonks
  • The Who
  • Keith Richards
• Middle row
  • Bono
  • Barbra Streisand
  • Sting
  • Dixie Chicks
  • Sylvester Stallone
• Front row
  • Cyndi Lauper
  • Steven Spielberg
  • Michael Jackson
  • Opal
  • Jack Nicholson

Later Freddy Krueger and Quick Draw McGraw (as his alter ego El Kabong) joins the group.

Lyrics

L.A. makes great movies

And awesome TV shows.

Springfield don't make nothing

'Cause Springfield blows!

Springfield blows,

Springfield blows,

Springfield blows,

Yes, Springfield blows!

Appearances

• Episode – "Million-Dollar Abie"
• Album – The Simpsons: Testify

The Simpsons: Testify
The Simpsons Theme • Testify • The Very Reason That I Live • He's the Man • Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl • "The Simpsons" End Credits Theme • Ode to Branson • Sold Separately • Island of Sirens • They'll Never Stop the Simpsons • You're a Bunch of Stuff • What Do I Think of the Pie • Baby Stink Breath • Tastes Like Liberty • Jellyfish • Homer & Marge • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders (Medley) (Christmas in December • Flanders Is His Name • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders (William Shatner's version) • El Hombre Estupido) • I Love to Walk • Marjorie • The President Wore Pearls (Medley) (A Vote for a Winner • I Am Their Queen • Skinner's Evil Plan • A Tango Takes Two • Smart Girl Six Three • The President Wore Pearls End Credits Medley) • Glove Slap • O Pruny Night • America (I Love This Country) • America Rules • Welcome to Moe's • We Are the Jockeys • Song of Shelbyville • A Star Is Torn (Medley) (I'm Talkin' Springfield • My Kitty Died • Always My Dad • Privileged Boy) • Who Wants a Haircut? • My Fair Laddy (Medley) Adequate • Not On My Clothes • Blue Pants Mornin' • Indoors All Night • Longing for the Shack • My Fair Laddy End Credits Medley) • Springfield Blows • "King of Cats" Itchy & Scratchy Medley (Tune-Up • King of Cats Opening • Two Days, Two Circles • Slices of Life • It's Symbiotic • Knives Finale) • Lady • You Make Me Laugh • Lady Riff • Papa, Can You Hear Me? • Yokel Chords (Medley) (Oh, How Do We? • Motivate Them • Cultural Things Experience • Moonshine Drinkers) • Hullaba Lula • Song of the Wild Beasts • Dancing Workers Song • Oldies and Nudies