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Springfield Blows

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Springfield Blows
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Song Information
Characters: Hollywood impersonators
Writer(s): Alf Clausen (music)
Tim Long (lyrics)
Appearance(s): "Million-Dollar Abie"

Springfield Blows is a song from the episode "Million-Dollar Abie". The music was composed by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Tim Long. It is the thirty-first track on the album The Simpsons: Testify. It's sung by Hollywood impersonators in a videotape to promote Los Angeles getting a football team instead Springfield


L.A. makes great movies
And awesome TV shows.
Springfield don't make nothing
'Cause Springfield blows!
Springfield blows,
Springfield blows,
Springfield blows,
Yes, Springfield blows!


In Rob Reiner's words "Some of Hollywood's biggest stars have taken the time to sign waivers allowing celebrity impersonators to sing in this video", Those impersonaros are:

Back row

Middle row

Front row

Later Freddy Krueger and Quick Draw McGraw (as his alter ego El Kabong) joins the group