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Welcome to Moe's

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"Welcome to Moe's"
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Song Information
Singers: Julie Kavner
Hank Azaria
Nancy Cartwright
Yeardley Smith
Characters: Marge Simpson
Moe Szyslak
Bart Simpson
Lisa Simpson
Length: 0:42
Writer(s): Lyrics: Michael Price
Music: Alf Clausen
Album: The Simpsons: Testify
Appearance(s): "Mommie Beerest"

"Welcome to Moe's" is a song sung by Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Moe when Marge was convincing Moe to change his bar into a British pub.

Lyrics[edit]

This place is a diamond,
But it's trapped in the rough.
Moe:
Yeah, well the sign still says "Moe's,"
So enough of your guff.
Marge:
Here's my new idea
To sell both beer and grub:
We will turn this filthy dive
Into a proper old-time British pub.
Moe:
A British bar?
Bart and Lisa:
(to the tune of "Rule Brittania")
Darts and meat pies,
And lager in pint glasses.
What a classy way
To get drunk off your asses!
Moe:
Hey, hold the phone! An English pub! That just might work!
All:
In song!
Moe:
Oh, my bar could be British instead of arm-pittish
So why don't we all--
Ah, screw it, let's get renovating.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The music was composed by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Michael Price. It is the twenty-fifth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances[edit]