You're a Bunch of Stuff

"You're a Bunch of Stuff"

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Hank Azaria Harry Shearer Julie Kavner Characters: Homer Simpson Comic Book Guy Snake Jailbird Mr. Burns Captain McCallister Moe Szyslak Dr. Hibbert Marge Simpson Mayor Quimby Length: Episode: 1:12 Album: 1:51 Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: Ian Maxtone-Graham Album: The Simpsons: Testify Appearance(s): "Large Marge"

"You're a Bunch of Stuff" is a song sung by the customers of Luigi's Restaurant. After Marge accidentally got breast implants, Homer took her and the children out to dinner at Luigi's. Very quickly, because of her new figure, Marge received a veritable royal treatment from Luigi and his staff, followed by Homer and the other male customers singing sly praises to her new implants.

Lyrics

Episode version

Homer:

You took a twenty-karat diamond

And made it gleam

Like a big spaghetti dinner

Smothered in whipped cream.

Comic Book Guy:

You're like X-Men number three

In a Mylar bag.

Snake Jailbird:

You're a brand new muscle car

And all the wheels are mag.

Mr. Burns:

You make me feel as young

As the blood I get from sheep.

Captain McCallister:

Yer like Jacqueline Bisset

In me fav'rite film...The Deep.

Moe Szyslak:

You're sexy and exotic

Like a hooker from Belize.

Dr. Hibbert:

Or a patient with insurance

Who's crawling with disease.

All:

You're a sundae underneath

Two great big cherries.

Marge:

Keep in mind they're only

Temporar-ar-ies.

All:

Oh, we'd like to say that we are very very

Glad to see you.

Mayor Quimby:

And I decree you

The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven—

[Everyone gasps]

—dangerous criminals!

All:

Hooray!

Homer:

And they're all mine!

Album version

Luigi:

For you, pretty lady, I make-a da fresh-a pasta, instead of da crappa from a can I give-a to ev'rybody else-ih. And Marge, if your mouth-a get tired, Angelo here will chew for you.

Angelo:

Yeah, I like-a to chew.

Marge:

Thank you, fellas.

Lisa:

Mom, doesn't it bother you that they're giving you all this attention just because of...those?

Homer:

That's not true, Lisa, there are a lot of complicated issues here that can only be explained through song.

You took a twenty-karat diamond

And made it gleam

Like a big spaghetti dinner

Smothered in whipped cream.

Comic Book Guy:

You're like X-Men number three

In a Mylar bag.

Snake Jailbird:

You're a brand new muscle car

And all the wheels are mag.

Mr. Burns:

You make me feel as young

As the blood I get from sheep.

Captain McCallister:

Yer like Jacqueline Bisset

In me fav'rite film...The Deep.

Moe Szyslak:

You're sexy and exotic

Like a hooker from Belize.

Dr. Hibbert:

Or a patient with insurance

Who's crawling with disease.

All:

You're a sundae underneath

Two great big cherries.

Marge:

Keep in mind they're only

Temporar-ar-ies.

All:

Oh, we'd like to say that we are very very

Glad to see you.

Mayor Quimby:

And I decree you

The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven—

[Everyone gasps]

—dangerous criminals!

All:

Hooray!

Homer:

And they're all mine!

Marge:

Hmmm, Homer, how come you never sang a song like that to me before?

Homer:

Oh, I was getting around to it.

Appearances

• Episode – "Large Marge"
• Album – The Simpsons: Testify

The Simpsons: Testify
The Simpsons Theme • Testify • The Very Reason That I Live • He's the Man • Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl • "The Simpsons" End Credits Theme • Ode to Branson • Sold Separately • Island of Sirens • They'll Never Stop the Simpsons • You're a Bunch of Stuff • What Do I Think of the Pie • Baby Stink Breath • Tastes Like Liberty • Jellyfish • Homer & Marge • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders (Medley) (Christmas in December • Flanders Is His Name • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders (William Shatner's version) • El Hombre Estupido) • I Love to Walk • Marjorie • The President Wore Pearls (Medley) (A Vote for a Winner • I Am Their Queen • Skinner's Evil Plan • A Tango Takes Two • Smart Girl Six Three • The President Wore Pearls End Credits Medley) • Glove Slap • O Pruny Night • America (I Love This Country) • America Rules • Welcome to Moe's • We Are the Jockeys • Song of Shelbyville • A Star Is Torn (Medley) (I'm Talkin' Springfield • My Kitty Died • Always My Dad • Privileged Boy) • Who Wants a Haircut? • My Fair Laddy (Medley) Adequate • Not On My Clothes • Blue Pants Mornin' • Indoors All Night • Longing for the Shack • My Fair Laddy End Credits Medley) • Springfield Blows • "King of Cats" Itchy & Scratchy Medley (Tune-Up • King of Cats Opening • Two Days, Two Circles • Slices of Life • It's Symbiotic • Knives Finale) • Lady • You Make Me Laugh • Lady Riff • Papa, Can You Hear Me? • Yokel Chords (Medley) (Oh, How Do We? • Motivate Them • Cultural Things Experience • Moonshine Drinkers) • Hullaba Lula • Song of the Wild Beasts • Dancing Workers Song • Oldies and Nudies