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America Rules

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"America Rules"
Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Julie Kavner
Nancy Cartwright
Yeardley Smith
Characters: Homer Simpson
Marge Simpson
Bart Simpson
Lisa Simpson
Length: Album: 1:25
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: John Frink
Album: The Simpsons: Testify
Appearance(s): "Bart-Mangled Banner"

"America Rules" is a song sung by the Simpsons.

Lyrics[edit]

Episode version[edit]

The Simpsons:
Oh beautiful for spacious skies
For amber waves of grain.
Homer:
Fifty stars and thirteen stripes.
Marge:
Okay, kids, show off your pipes.
Bart:
Americans are brave and loyal.
So come on, jerks, give us your oil.
Lisa:
My card here says "ACLU,"
Now look what I'm going to do.
Homer:
To love our country is no chore.

Album version[edit]

Homer:
Now people have been accusing this family of not loving our country. But you can't spell USA without "US," eh?
The Simpsons:
Oh beautiful for spacious skies
For amber waves of grain.
Homer:
Fifty stars and thirteen stripes.
Marge:
Okay, kids, show off your pipes.
Bart:
Americans are brave and loyal.
So come on, jerks, give us your oil.
Lisa:
My card here says "ACLU,"
Now look what I'm going to do.
Homer:
To love our country is no chore.
Marge:
Wait right here for our encore!
[inmates applaud]
Homer:
We mean it, don't move!
[inmates laugh]
Prisoner:
They've escaped!
Homer:
Okay, kids, show off your pipes.
Bart:
Dad, why are you still singing that stupid song?
Homer:
Because, if they catch us, we might have to do it again! And next time, I want it tight!

Behind the Laughter[edit]

It is the twenty-fourth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances[edit]