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Oh, How Do We?

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"Oh, How Do We?"
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Song Information
Singers: Harry Shearer
Hank Azaria
Dan Castellaneta
Tress MacNeille
Pamela Hayden
Characters: Principal Skinner
Superintendent Chalmers
Length: 0:37
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Michael Price
Album: The Simpsons: Testify
Appearance(s): "Yokel Chords"

"Oh How Do We?" is a song by Principal Skinner, Superintendent Chalmers and other teachers.


Seymour Skinner:
How do we gag a blabbermouth like Lisa?
Superintendent Chalmers:
How do we crush her First Amendment rights?
Seymour Skinner:
How do we stop her writing up what she saw?
Superintendent Chalmers:
Would she shut her trap?
Seymour Skinner:
For a gift card from the Gap?
Skinner and Chalmers:
She might.
Oh how do we stop a royal pain like Lisa?
How do we make this righteous less uptight?

Behind the Laughter[edit]

It is a parody of the song "Maria" from the musical The Sound of Music. It is part the "Yokel Chords (Medley)" track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.