Lady

For other uses of "Lady", see Lady.

"Lady"

Song Information Singers: Ricky Gervais Characters: Charles Heathbar Length: Episode: 0:57 Album: 1:36 Writer(s): Ricky Gervais Album: The Simpsons: Testify Appearance(s): "Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife"

"Lady" is a song that Charles Heathbar serenades Marge with when she participated in the show Mother Flippers.

Lyrics

Episode version

Lady, when you came to me,

I was feeling blue.

Blue just like your hair you see,

Blue just like the moon.

But only when the moon is blue

And not when it is cream,

And now that you are here with me,

I am in a dream.

Oh yeah, Marge, your dreams can come true.

Lady, when you go away,

I feel like I could die.

Not like "dye" like your hair is dyed,

But die like Lady Di.

And not like "Di" like her name is "Di",

But die like when she died.

[gulps, breathes]

But, lady, just like Lady Di,

Be my princess tonight.

But don't die.

Album version

Charles:

So, you see, we have the whole house to ourselves. [sees a guitar] Ooh, who left this here? [starts playing] Did I tell you I'm a bit of a songwriter? Words and music, hold the applause. I wrote this song for a woman. You.

Marge:

Hmmm, what an odd thing for a man who's not interested in me to do.

Charles:

Yes, not interested. Let me just breathe your scent for a moment before I play. [inhales and exhales]

Lady, when you came to me,

I was feeling blue.

Blue just like your hair you see,

Blue just like the moon.

But only when the moon is blue

And not when it is cream,

And now that you are here with me,

I am in a dream.

Oh yeah, Marge, your dreams can come true.

Lady, when you go away,

I feel like I could die.

Not like "dye" like your hair is dyed,

But die like Lady Di.

And not like "Di" like her name is "Di,"

But die like when she died.

[gulps, breathes]

But, lady, just like Lady Di,

Be my princess tonight.

But don't die.

Don't die, noooo...

Marge:

That song was very nice. How'd you think up so many rhyming words?

Behind the Laughter

It is the thirty-third track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances

• Episode – "Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife"
• Album – The Simpsons: Testify

The Simpsons: Testify
The Simpsons Theme • Testify • The Very Reason That I Live • He's the Man • Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl • "The Simpsons" End Credits Theme • Ode to Branson • Sold Separately • Island of Sirens • They'll Never Stop the Simpsons • You're a Bunch of Stuff • What Do I Think of the Pie • Baby Stink Breath • Tastes Like Liberty • Jellyfish • Homer & Marge • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders (Medley) (Christmas in December • Flanders Is His Name • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders • Everybody Hates Ned Flanders (William Shatner's version) • El Hombre Estupido) • I Love to Walk • Marjorie • The President Wore Pearls (Medley) (A Vote for a Winner • I Am Their Queen • Skinner's Evil Plan • A Tango Takes Two • Smart Girl Six Three • The President Wore Pearls End Credits Medley) • Glove Slap • O Pruny Night • America (I Love This Country) • America Rules • Welcome to Moe's • We Are the Jockeys • Song of Shelbyville • A Star Is Torn (Medley) (I'm Talkin' Springfield • My Kitty Died • Always My Dad • Privileged Boy) • Who Wants a Haircut? • My Fair Laddy (Medley) Adequate • Not On My Clothes • Blue Pants Mornin' • Indoors All Night • Longing for the Shack • My Fair Laddy End Credits Medley) • Springfield Blows • "King of Cats" Itchy & Scratchy Medley (Tune-Up • King of Cats Opening • Two Days, Two Circles • Slices of Life • It's Symbiotic • Knives Finale) • Lady • You Make Me Laugh • Lady Riff • Papa, Can You Hear Me? • Yokel Chords (Medley) (Oh, How Do We? • Motivate Them • Cultural Things Experience • Moonshine Drinkers) • Hullaba Lula • Song of the Wild Beasts • Dancing Workers Song • Oldies and Nudies