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Moonshine Drinkers

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"Moonshine Drinkers"
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Song Information
Singers: Tress MacNeille
Susie Stevens-Logan
Nancy Cartwright
Sally Stevens
Rick Riccio
Characters: Whitney Spuckler
Jitney Spuckler
Dubya Spuckler
Crystal Meth Spuckler
Birthday Spuckler
Length: 0:40
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Michael Price
Album: The Simpsons: Testify
Appearance(s): "Yokel Chords"

"Moonshine Drinkers" is a song sung by Cletus's children.


Whitney Spuckler:
I have eight teeth goin' on seven teeth.
Jitney Spuckler:
I have a curvy spine.
Dubya Spuckler:
We live on landfill...
Crystal Meth Spuckler:
And feast on roadkill...
Birthday Spuckler:
While we all drink moonshine.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song is a parody of the song "Sixteen Going on Seventeen" from the musical The Sound of Music. It is part the "Yokel Chords (Medley)" track on the album The Simpsons: Testify. Rick Riccio served as the whistler in the song.