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Cultural Things Experience

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Cultural Things Experience is a song sung by Lisa and Cletus's children in the episode Yokel Chords. The song is a parody of the song "My Favorite Things" from the musical The Sound of Music. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Michael Price. It is part of the thirty-seventh track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.


These colorful bumps is funny.
And guess what? Ben and Ken the Street Magic Men are only the beginning. The city is a treasure trove of culture and multiculture.
Mistos and lattes and grandes and ventis
Browsing at bookstores with fat cognoscentis.
Comic Book Guy:
Books about Dali, Degas, and Miro,
Those are the folks that you yokels should know.
Pretentious laughs at Bunuel retrospectives
Outsider art made by mental defectives.
Jitney Spuckler:
Enjoying opry that ain't grand or ole.
Birthday Spuckler:
Comparing Jim Carrey to Dario Fo!
Your minds are opening! Take it home!
Incest Spuckler:
Eating tapas
Freestyle rap-as.
Mrs. Skinner is Mame.
Agnes Skinner:
I'll charm the husk right off of your corn!
Lisa and Kids:
We finally experienced cultural things
And now they don't seem
So lame!
What a number! You kids got talent! And I should know, I used to have it.