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Season 31 Episode Quotes
674 "The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson"
675
"Frinkcoin"
"Bart the Bad Guy" 676


Lisa: Dad, are you sure you're okay eating here?
Homer: [laughs] I can eat anything as long as I pretend it once had a face.

Homer: Lisa, hi. Homer Simpson, longtime fan. Astronaut, sometime taxpayer.

Lisa: Professor Frink, I want to thank you so much for letting me visit you during office hours.
Professor Hessler: His last visitor was the process server for the monkey who's suing him.
Lisa: Um, who's this?
Professor Frink: Oh, well, that's Professor Hessler. We share the space here. Pay her no mind. She's in the humanities.

Professor Frink: My parents had great chemistry. Uh, no love, but they were chemists. The only way I could get noticed was through science and changing the pitch of my voice so they couldn't help but notice me.

Kent Brockman: Frinkcoin, the brainchild of longtime bachelor... of science, Professor Frink, is making a mint. Arnie Pye is live at the news conference.
Arnie Pye: I don't know why, Kent. With all the layoffs, they've got me, the traffic guy, on the science beat. I just found out how a helicopter flies. It's terrifying!

Lisa: Hi, Professor. I wanted to see how you're enjoying your newfound fame and wealth.
Professor Hessler: He hasn't invested in deodorant. I can tell you that much.

Patty Bouvier: Never seen a fat man move so fast.
Selma Bouvier: Got a cigarette?
Patty: Not since we moved to Disney.

Professor Frink: Actually, studies show that one and a half is the optimum number of cheers, so...
Bar patrons: Hip hip hooray! Hip hip--
Professor Frink: And done.

Mr. Burns: Now, listen to me, your friends don't give a whit about you.
Professor Frink: That is not true! Those guys are my best buddies! Fatso and Drunky and the evil bartender there.

Lisa: Well, I've seen a lot for an eight-year-old. My parents have split up nearly a thousand times. My brother is a scab on society's knee. And every time I get a pony or make a friend, they get the hell out of town.
Professor Frink: Wow, you have lived quite a life.
Lisa: Yeah, it's not all bad. I had a jazz friend. [sighs] Who died.

Krusty the Clown: Someone's gonna solve that? This town is so dumb, they built an indoor windfarm.
Sideshow Mel: They're so dumb, they need a recipe to make ice!
Krusty: Stay in your lane, Mel!
Sideshow Mel: You've given me no lane!

Professor Frink: You see, the skybox wasn't available, so I got regular tickets.
Lenny Leonard: Oh, that reminds me. I need to have a cyst removed. Now's as good a time as any.
Carl Carlson: Yeah, and I got to be there to say, uh, "Do not resuscitate."
Lenny: Do resuscitate!
Carl: Ah, uh, I really should write that down.
Season 31 Quotes
The Winter of Our Monetized Content Go Big or Go Homer The Fat Blue Line Treehouse of Horror XXX Gorillas on the Mast Marge the Lumberjill Livin La Pura Vida Thanksgiving of Horror Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? Bobby, It's Cold Outside Hail to the Teeth The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson Frinkcoin Bart the Bad Guy Screenless Better Off Ned Highway to Well The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby Warrin' Priests: Part One Warrin' Priests: Part Two The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds The Way of the Dog