Frinkcoin/Quotes
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- Lisa: Dad, are you sure you're okay eating here?
- Homer: [laughs] I can eat anything as long as I pretend it once had a face.
- Homer: Lisa, hi. Homer Simpson, longtime fan. Astronaut, sometime taxpayer.
- Lisa: Professor Frink, I want to thank you so much for letting me visit you during office hours.
- Professor Hessler: His last visitor was the process server for the monkey who's suing him.
- Lisa: Um, who's this?
- Professor Frink: Oh, well, that's Professor Hessler. We share the space here. Pay her no mind. She's in the humanities.
- Professor Frink: My parents had great chemistry. Uh, no love, but they were chemists. The only way I could get noticed was through science and changing the pitch of my voice so they couldn't help but notice me.
- Kent Brockman: Frinkcoin, the brainchild of longtime bachelor... of science, Professor Frink, is making a mint. Arnie Pye is live at the news conference.
- Arnie Pye: I don't know why, Kent. With all the layoffs, they've got me, the traffic guy, on the science beat. I just found out how a helicopter flies. It's terrifying!
- Lisa: Hi, Professor. I wanted to see how you're enjoying your newfound fame and wealth.
- Professor Hessler: He hasn't invested in deodorant. I can tell you that much.
- Patty Bouvier: Never seen a fat man move so fast.
- Selma Bouvier: Got a cigarette?
- Patty: Not since we moved to Disney.
- Professor Frink: Actually, studies show that one and a half is the optimum number of cheers, so...
- Bar patrons: Hip hip hooray! Hip hip--
- Professor Frink: And done.
- Mr. Burns: Now, listen to me, your friends don't give a whit about you.
- Professor Frink: That is not true! Those guys are my best buddies! Fatso and Drunky and the evil bartender there.
- Lisa: Well, I've seen a lot for an eight-year-old. My parents have split up nearly a thousand times. My brother is a scab on society's knee. And every time I get a pony or make a friend, they get the hell out of town.
- Professor Frink: Wow, you have lived quite a life.
- Lisa: Yeah, it's not all bad. I had a jazz friend. [sighs] Who died.
- Krusty the Clown: Someone's gonna solve that? This town is so dumb, they built an indoor windfarm.
- Sideshow Mel: They're so dumb, they need a recipe to make ice!
- Krusty: Stay in your lane, Mel!
- Sideshow Mel: You've given me no lane!
- Professor Frink: You see, the skybox wasn't available, so I got regular tickets.
- Lenny Leonard: Oh, that reminds me. I need to have a cyst removed. Now's as good a time as any.
- Carl Carlson: Yeah, and I got to be there to say, uh, "Do not resuscitate."
- Lenny: Do resuscitate!
- Carl: Ah, uh, I really should write that down.
