The Winter of Our Monetized Content/Quotes
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"The Winter of Our Monetized Content"
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- Anger Watkins: Folks, this is difficult to say, but, today, I'm angry!
- Carl Carlson: I like how angry he is.
- Lenny Leonard: Homer, you got flushed.
- Carl: A man who don't know sports, um, he ain't much of a man.
- Lenny: You're nothing to me now. Just a husband and father.
- Superintendent Chalmers: Now, which of you little hoodlums tossed the first tot?
- Kids: The nerd did it. Uh, could be Lisa.
- Lisa: Principal Skinner, it wasn't me. It was physics.
- Principal Skinner: Is this true, Fizix? I would've thought better of a Turkemenistani exchange student.
- Fizix: Ah! I had nothing to do with it. I came to this country to escape food-based violence.
- Warburton Parker: Hello. Hashtag First Impression.
- Homer: Oh, my God, a hipster! Marge, bring him a microbrew! Quick!
- Marge: I'm on it!
- Warburton Parker: You're right to dance in such a fashion. Because I'll show you how to make videos that will make you rich. And me richer.
- Mr. Burns: And me richest.
- Bart: What are you doing here?
- Mr. Burns: I get an alert whenever anyone's getting rich.
- Lisa: Look at us, the bully, the princess, more bullies, the Ralph and me, the smart kid no one gets. Yet, maybe, by the end of the day, I'll realize this is just what I needed. This is what I needed to break through the...
- Principal Skinner: Lisa, you don't belong here.
- Lisa: Oh, thank God. So long, delinquents!
- Principal Skinner: Your detention is being held in our new facility, the R.O.C.C.
- Homer: If there's a regional, casual dining chain that needs my help, I'm there!
- Lindsey Naegle: We need you to make kiddie license plates. I need 100 Caitlyns, 100 Kaitlyns and a thousand Kate... Lynns.
- Milhouse: Oh, my mom's picking me up. She'll be frantic!
- Luann Van Houten: [at Moe's] Oh, they said I could pick him up at midnight.
- Lindsey Naegle: How do you know about unions?
- Lisa: 'Cause our history books end in the 1930s.
