Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion/Quotes

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	Season 30 Episode Quotes
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Grampa: Back in my day, children didn't need no meds! You just gave 'em a shot of whiskey and sent 'em off to school! And if they lost their snowshoe, you beat 'em with the other one! That's how we raised the generation that lost Vietnam.

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Marge: Look, my son is having bad side effects from his ADD meds. His father wants him to join football for a nice, calming concussion.

Store clerk: I have just the thing for you.

Marge: Crystals?

Store clerk: Healing crystals.

Marge: I am pretty desperate.

Store clerk: Crystals are a timeless database of energy, knowledge and sparkling. Scientists are finally waking up to what pyramids have known all along.

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