Gorillas on the Mast/Quotes
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"Gorillas on the Mast"
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- Homer: Sweetie, if they're so unhappy, why are they wagging their tails?
- Lisa: That's how fish swim.
- Homer: Well, I say they're happy.
- Boat salesman: I don't know what you do for a living, but me? I'm in the dream business.
- Homer: I thought you sold boats. Make up your mind, liar.
- Lisa: We did it. We set a captive animal free. Pretty cool, huh, Bart?
- Bart: Look how happy that thing is. Lis, this is a new feeling. We helped a whale be free and now I feel wonderful.
- Lisa: What you're searching for is "altruism."
- Homer: Okay, guess whose boat this is.
- Marge: I hope it's not Johnny Depp's. He's already in so much financial trouble.
- Homer: Brace yourself, baby. It's ours.
- Marge: [gasps] You bought this boat?
- Homer: No. We bought this boat. You just weren't aware.
- Homer: What do you think, Dad?
- Grampa: [crying] Oh, you did it, son. You actually did it. You found a parking spot at the marina. Oh, I never...
- Homer: No, Dad. I got a boat. Get on.
- Grampa: Oh, sure. I-- Wait a minute. You're gonna kill me and dump me overboard. Well, fine. Here's my will.
- Carlotta Carlson: You know, I thought we were just dating casually. It wasn't going anywhere. But now, will you marry me?
- Lenny Leonard: [stammers] I, uh... [leaps off the boat] This is not a no!
- Kent Brockman: A gorilla mysteriously freed from the Springfield Zoo is wreaking havoc all over town. The police, as always, are useless.
- Chief Wiggum: Not true, Kent. We've located the gorilla. He's on the top of a store next to a sign reading, "You'll Go Ape For Our Bargains."
- Lou: Uh, yeah, I think that's a balloon, Chief.
- Jane Goodall: Lolo. That's what they called her in captivity, but I've given her a new name, one worthy of such a magnificent creature: Popo.
- Lisa: And may I just tell you, you've always been my hero.
- Jane Goodall: Thank you. But I wonder, how many female scientists have you told they're your hero?
- Lisa: In your field? Um, only three.
- Lisa: I'm glad you've come to understand the importance of altruism.
- Bart: Altruism rocks! Like when you let something go and it smashes everything. Next, I want to altruism a rhino. Then I'm gonna altruism a robot with sledgehammers for hands. Sometimes I just want to sit back and watch the whole world altruism.
