The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby/Quotes
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"The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby"
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- Courtney: Courtney.
- Marge: Marge.
- Courtney: [chuckles] Is that ironic or retro?
- Marge: It's my name.
- Lisa: I didn't see the moon landing or the fall of the Berlin Wall, but I did see my father take a grapefruit to go.
- Cletus Spuckler: Hey, why don't you bring a balloon to your coworkers? They're like kites without the hard work.
- Marge: You have a lovely home. What is this floor made out of?
- Courtney: The tile was a Venetian church which we dismantled, shipped over by small boat and had lovingly installed by a 99-year-old I.M. Pei.
- Homer: Whatcha doing there, friend?
- Cletus: Good to see you again. A-yup.
- Homer: A-yup.
- Cletus: Nothing like a good "a-yup" to put a man at ease.
- Homer: A-yup.
- Cletus: A-yup.
- Homer: A-yup.
- Cletus: A-yup.
- Homer: A-nope. I mean, a-yup.
- Mr. Burns: Well done, Simpson. We'll take him for everything except the couch on his lawn.
- Homer: Well, but we're family. Couldn't you just screw him half over?
- Mr. Burns: [scoffs] No one screws anyone half over. It's like having half a billion dollars. What's the point of that?
- Cletus: I signs with an "X" 'cause that's the kind of iPhone I got.
- Cletus: Put her there.
- Homer: Uh, that's your left hand.
- Cletus: They's both left hands.
